The Non-Lonely Hearts Club

[Sigz]

 

[lonestar]

I feel really bad for TDOL. She started this innocent thread, went to bed, and is now going to wake up to this.

THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD

I hear ya kid.  During a two hour dinner rush, this thing opened and went to four pages.  I almost felt bad for you, but damn it was so fucking funny.

[True Death of Life]

Oh, believe me, I laughed my ass off. Got plenty of glares from the librarian.


But REALLY?!

[Ultimetalhead]

We just dirtied it with our filthy hands.

[True Death of Life]

Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.






Should I start one? 

[lonestar]

Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.






Should I start one? 

close thread

[Ultimetalhead]

Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.

4 times in less than 24 hours isn't drastic? You apparently know little about fapping.

Should I start one? 

What the hell kind of a question is that?

[Sigz]

Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.






Should I start one? 

No, it would affect the results of everyone else's.

[True Death of Life]

Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.

4 times in less than 24 hours isn't drastic? You apparently know little about fapping.

OHS I FORGOT YOU STARTED FROM ZERO

Should I start one?  

What the hell kind of a question is that?

A perfectly reasonable one.


EDIT: SIGZ   

[Ultimetalhead]

DO IT.

[lonestar]

and so the ship goes off course again......

[True Death of Life]

Hmmm...well, being the 1st female on DTF to do it (or at least currently)...I dunno.

and so the ship goes off course again......

I thought you of all people should be used to DTF by now 

[Ultimetalhead]

Maybe you'll start a trend.

[True Death of Life]

  Okay, done.

[Sigz]

lol typo

[Ultimetalhead]

Fix your spelling error, doofus.

[True Death of Life]

lolfixed

[Ultimetalhead]

Now make it higher than zero.

[lonestar]

I am going to mentally edit that out, there is something just totally wrong about the thought of a girl younger than my daughter having a fap counter.
*puts fingers over eyes and chants"I'm not reading, I'm not reading"*

[setrataeso]

This thread just got so much more interesting.
If I'm competing against a girl, I suddenly seem less pathetic.

And +1

[lonestar]

 

[Ultimetalhead]

You'll have to pick up the pace, setra. It's looking like 5 for me today.

[setrataeso]

I have at least 2 more planned for tonight.
It's hard, I'm at work/school most of the day.
I dont even know how you're fitting in all these sessions...

[Ultimetalhead]

I have at least 2 more planned for tonight.
It's hard, I'm at work/school most of the day.
I dont even know how you're fitting in all these sessions...

[lateralus88]

inb4 fantasizing

[setrataeso]

I have to cancel rehearsals so I can stay home and fap.

I'm giving up my life's dream of being an actor so I can beat you in this contest, UMH.

[Ultimetalhead]

 

EDIT: +3

[MetalManiac666]

This thread is amazing.

[XianL]

You singles have corrupted this thread.

I AM SICKENED.

[Fluffy Lothario]

through which she's introduced me to plenty of other artists of the 60s and 70s.

Like?

[True Death of Life]

So ANYWAY............


HALP COLE WANTS ME TO LOOK PRETTY TOMORROW WHAT TO DO

[PlaysLikeMyung]

Wait




















He doesn't think you're pretty already?

[Sigz]

So ANYWAY............


HALP COLE WANTS ME TO LLOK PRETTY TOMORROW WHAT TO DO

Wear some cute clothes, put on some eye makeup... uh... yeah that's all I got.

[True Death of Life]

I already wore his favorite things today apparently and he hates makeup in general.





GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Sigz]

Well then he has ridiculously high standards and is just being a douche.