DT's NEW DRUMMER Listed on Wikipedia

[YtseBitsySpider]

Normally I'm quick to sour on these interwebz shenanigans..but this one is cute. People's creativity never ceases to amaze me. Good thing Sherinian hasn't been put in there as their current keyboardist.........I'd actually believe that.


hmm I wonder if Mike would work with Derek on the next Planet X CD......

[wolfking]

hmm I wonder if Mike would work with Derek on the next Planet X CD......

Nah!  The classic lineup of Derek, Virgil and T-Mac is back, we don't want to mess with that.

[YtseBitsySpider]

I suppose you're right.
It really is excellent stuff.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Clever and easily missed edit I just noticed:

[YtseBitsySpider]

PORNTOY!!!

LOL
oh fuck.
so subtle.

[wolfking]

I suppose you're right.
It really is excellent stuff.

Hell yeah, amazing chops.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I only noticed it, because I saw something in red there, knowing that there's no way a link to a band member's wiki page should be red.

[Seventh Son]

And now its Justin Bieber 

[tri.ad]

Will every edit in the "Members" section of the article be mentioned here?

[wolfking]

Will every edit in the "Members" section of the article be mentioned here?

Yes.

[Zydar]

The Hypnotherapist 

[tri.ad]

Will every edit in the "Members" section of the article be mentioned here?

Yes.

I suspected as much.

[wolfking]

Now it's "Your Wife"

Jeez, that's fucking clever!!! *rolls eyes*

I'd love it if my wife were that successful actually.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Well, to be honest, given his "your wife" remark, I thought it was pretty funny.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Okay, bringing DTF onto that page is probably not very cool.  Don't connect us to this!

[tri.ad]

This doesn't look good. I hope the next edit will happen soon, with no relations to DTF in there this time.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

It now says "Insert Humorous Name Here".

[Elsydeon]

It says on the bottom that Jesus Christ has been playing the drums and fiddle for Dream Theater since 5 BC 

[Perpetual Change]

Well, mods can look at our IP addressed, and anyone can see the IP of people who chanced wiki. So there ya go 

[wolfking]

Okay, bringing DTF onto that page is probably not very cool.  Don't connect us to this!

Okay, who's the mole in here!!!???

I feel so famous, I'm on Wiki!!

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Moreso than you can imagine, but thanks for the compliment.

For the record, I had absolutely nothing to do with this.

[wolfking]

It now says "Insert Humorous Name Here".

You mother fucker!!!!  

GuitarCozmo's Dick. I Beg it's too big

[wolfking]

Moreso than you can imagine, but thanks for the compliment.

For the record, I had absolutely nothign to do with this.

Who's the mole then, show yourself!??

[bosk1]

That's one mole I don't care to see.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I suspected as much.

[Zydar]

Reminds me of this scene:

[MykeHavoc]

This...is just silly

I wonder if this will be brought to Mike's attention. Wonder if he'd laugh...or throw a hissy fit.

[hefdaddy42]

Hard to justify getting upset at someone coming in and f'ing your wife, after you wanted a break from being with her and when she didn't want that, you left her.

True

Also

This is getting dumb.  But I must admit, I am laughing a little.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Whatever you do, don't come in and f*ck his band.

[Neada]

I think it would be not so bad for DT to stop.
Without Mike ... it would be sad.

Mike, you're the best!
Forever!

[hefdaddy42]

Whatever you do, don't come in and f*ck his band.

I think it would be not so bad for DT to stop.
Without Mike ... it would be sad.

Not as sad as without all 5 of them, IMHO.

[Arcaeus]

"and a bear"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart now

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

In the second pic down (from 1985), JM is identified as Jason Guerrette.  WTF?

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

[Perpetual Change]

lol@ Mike Porntoy

And

Dream Theater are frequently understood to be the best them, and any who do not agree are encouraged to better get suicide.