Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)

[73109]

Yeah...check this shit out...
































































































































































































You have a dirty, dirty mind. However, she really is badass. Watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0 It really isn't safe for work. Lots of language.

[DarkLord_Lalinc]

Not enough spaces in between. Got a big monitor.

[73109]

Done.

[Pyroph]

yeah


no

[chrisbDTM]

k

[lonestar]

Yeah...check this shit out...

*waste of 3 seconds of my life*

You have a dirty, dirty mind. However, she really is badass. Watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0 It really isn't safe for work. Lots of language.

Meh, I was still able to fap to ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt(damn, finger stuck to the key).

[Horatio]

Yeah...check this shit out...

*waste of 3 seconds of my life*

You have a dirty, dirty mind. However, she really is badass. Watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0 It really isn't safe for work. Lots of language.

Meh, I was still able to fap to ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt(damn, finger stuck to the key).

Are you sure it's your finger that's stuck to your keyboard?

[True Death of Life]

And once again, Cole forgets to give me credit.

[73109]

Forgets? Or remembered to forget?

Style.

[toro]

Would Bang.

[antigoon]

Great thread Cole

[Adami]

I would love to give her what she claims to need.

[lateralus88]

I opened this expecting a gif of that one scene from Black Swan. I am sad now.

[Adami]

I opened this expecting a gif of that one scene from Black Swan. I am sad now.

I gotta say, the sex scene in Black Swan wasn't the erotic godsend that everyone seems to claim it was.



Now, if not anorexic Natalie and Mila want to do a REAL sex scene, I'd be down.

[lateralus88]

I fapped. It was enough for me.




And then upon completion I closed the other 95 tabs I had opened because I don't care anymore.

[ClairvoyantCat]

I opened this expecting a gif of that one scene from Black Swan. I am sad now.

I gotta say, the sex scene in Black Swan wasn't the erotic godsend that everyone seems to claim it was.



Now, if not anorexic Natalie and Mila want to do a REAL sex scene, I'd be down.

I was a bit underwhelmed as well.  I was expecting that the R rating meant that they were able to show stuff    Total disappointment. 

[lateralus88]

Because Aronofsky was totally going for the boner factor and wasn't trying to keep it artsy.



Artsy porn should be the only thing that gets me off, theoretically, anyway.

[Adami]

Because Aronofsky was totally going for the boner factor and wasn't trying to keep it artsy.



Artsy porn should be the only thing that gets me off, theoretically, anyway.

Well then you'll love Von Triers next movie. (not melancholia)

[lateralus88]

Wait, he's got another project coming up that ISN'T Melancholia? Do want.



And I NEED TO SEE MELANCHOLIA DAMN IT.

[Adami]

Wait, he's got another project coming up that ISN'T Melancholia? Do want.



And I NEED TO SEE MELANCHOLIA DAMN IT.

Well it's a ways a way, but I read he wants to do a movie focused on a persons sex life from age 0 to 50. One version will be hardcore and the other will be softcore. Pretty sure it might be called Remedy Lane or something.

[lateralus88]

That sounds like an absolutely amazing concept.











for fapping.

[Adami]

https://blogs.indiewire.com/thompsononhollywood/2011/08/01/lars_von_triers_next_is_nymphomaniac_something_which_could_generate_some_pr/

[Jamesman42]

I gotta say, the sex scene in Black Swan wasn't the erotic godsend that everyone seems to claim it was.

I can't remember what girl I was with while watching that, but she was in the bathroom when that entire scene came on, and I'm glad she wasn't there so I could watch it without feeling judged.

[JayOctavarium]

 

[Progmetty]

Unbefuckinlievable.

[nightmare_cinema]

That video's a bit silly but Portman is definitely one of my girl crushes, she's even hotter with short hair. She's just ridiculously beautiful.

[Zook]

That was about as funny as ninja grandmas.

[GuineaPig]

Natalie Portman is extremely attractive, and apparently is very intelligent.  But I don't understand the degree of love for her 'round these parts.

[The King in Crimson]

Natalie Portman is extremely attractive, and apparently is very intelligent.  But I don't understand the degree of love for her 'round these parts.

I do.

[Adami]

Natalie Portman is extremely attractive, and apparently is very intelligent.  But I don't understand the degree of love for her 'round these parts.

I developed a crush on her after I initially found her attractive/smart and then found out that she was (like me) an Israeli born Jewish vegetarian.



Of course then she started dating some body building dancer guy and got knocked up. Now I'm just sad.

[Jamesman42]

I dunno, she is just very natural and a pretty girl.

[black_biff_stadler]

I dunno, she is just very natural and a pretty girl.

Totally. Had a boner for her since I was 14 and saw The Professional.

[kári]

I actually thought that girl was Uma Thurman up until a week ago.

[Tick]

Mike Portnoy is amazing?, wait what?

[YtseBitsySpider]

Just watched "The Other Woman" last night ........she could have been better