The Creepy Shit we see at night depreciation thread!

[Tripp]

We all have that shit we see at night that we see, and think "I'm going to fucking die in my sleep"

Here in my room, I have two things (thirty-seven, really) but I will share two with you today:

The creepy bobble head by my computer, which gives me his death stare in my sleep:



And also, Count Cocoa-Fang:

[lateralus88]

The those shadows you see around corners at 3am. Fuck them hard.

[MasterShakezula]

The moon.  Like, when you look out the window at 3 am, and it's all setting and bright yellow.

Sketchy.

[black_biff_stadler]

Nice timing. I just saw what looked like flash photography from beyond my miniblind-covered window and seeing as how a retired couple lives next door I doubt it was them. If I die I want all of my belongings sold with the proceeds going to buy Jeno's frozen pizzas for the impoverished but only after the first $2000 goes to my folks.

[Edan the Man]

One time I woke up in the middle of the night, and experienced a brief moment of sleep paralysis. While I was laying there I looked down towards my feet and hallucinated what looked like a big, solid black spider. It had no body though, was just legs that seemed to impossibly meet in a single point. It very slowly and silently drifted through the air, downwards past the edge of my bed and out of my field of vision.

So yeah, that.

[Zook]

One time there was an old guy looking through our window. Josh went to close the blinds and there he was. I know I would have shit a brick.

[Logical Nightmare]

In my dreams I often see what I would see if I opened my eyes, for example the wall I'm lying face against or the cover. The exception is there are spiders. I get scared like fuck and wake up, and since the dream and reality looks the same, I can never tell whether there actually was a spider or not. Maybe it just hid somewhere quick as fuck. Last time this happened I spent the entire night whimpering under my cover because I had seen a huge spider on the cover and didn't dare to come out.

Also, I'm normally not afraid of the dark, but if I'm home alone and I accidentally think of something scary and then hear a sound from another dark room, this is what I imagine is in there:

[robwebster]

"Can't sleep, clown will eat me..."

[Zook]

A few years ago I was on Snopes.com looking up ghosts stories and all the lights were off except the computer so as soon as I looked down the hall into blackness I spooked myself and had to go turn the living room light on. The journey to the lamp and the thought of someone standing in the dark was terrifyingly creepy.

[Nighthawkwill7]

The wood patterns on my bedroom door. In them I see a snarling wolf, the silhouette of a ghostly woman and many more undeciferable yet creepy that seem to move if you look at them for too long.

[VioletS16]

Haha, well I keep my room all closed off (sometimes locked xD) and barely sleep a wink at night. Most of the time my eyes are wide open, other times I force myself to squeeze them shut..
The scariest things that occur are the noises!
Since I keep all my snakes in my room, I constantly hear "thump...bump...bump...plop..." and it gets on my nerves, but I get used to it after a while.

I'm afraid of someone hiding behind my big curtain...I don't have a closet door (it got wrecked haha) but I have a shower curtain and I'm afraid of seeing feet sticking out from under it!

Sometimes, my dogs randomly decide to bark and growl like an army of cats with guns are invading. That scares you!
Although once I could have sworn I saw my door open, even when I shut and locked it. 
Needless to say I just about peed myself haha. But then I realized I was looking at it from an angle and it wasn't open. 

[kári]

One of my favourite movies. So good. I love it.

[Chino]

I don't have that problem because I have this as a night light.

[Jamesman42]

 Sounds like yall need your moms to tuck you in and have daddy come read you a bedtime story   

[setrataeso]

I have nyctophobia, so basically everything freaks me out. I don't walk around in the darkness alone. If it's after 11:00 PM, I'm in my room with at least one light source on.

[Volk9]

The "Creepy Houseguest" meme captures all of this perfectly:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/horrifying-house-guest-never-alone-uninvited-guest

[VioletS16]

I have nyctophobia, so basically everything freaks me out. I don't walk around in the darkness alone. If it's after 11:00 PM, I'm in my room with at least one light source on.

I have slept with a parent almost my whole life...I'm trying so hard to make it alone. I'm not scared that much, but it's like I just need another person in the room to sleep comfortably.

[MetalJunkie]

The "Creepy Houseguest" meme captures all of this perfectly:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/horrifying-house-guest-never-alone-uninvited-guest

I was about to post that.

Dear God, this is horrible.

[Volk9]

[VioletS16]

That first one makes me thankful that my room is like 3 feet from the bathroom.
The second one makes me thankful that I don't have a driver's license.

[LeeHarveyKennedy]

When all the lights are out, I see someone who loves me.

[lateralus88]

I don't have that problem because I have this as a night light.

I'd constantly be afraid that my dreams would be extremely cliche and annoyingly 3D.

[juice]

I have the ability to creep myself out if I start thinking about creepy things in the dark but I don't like to be creeped out so I don't think of creepy things in the dark.

[Kosmo]

"Can't sleep, clown will eat me..."

''Hello Joe!''

[Logical Nightmare]

One of my favourite movies. So good. I love it.

Me too, it's one of the most beautiful and sad movies ever made. It's perfect in every way. Also, that guy is the only monster that genuinely scares me. Movie monsters usually make me uneasy, not more than that, but that guy makes me absolutely terrified.

[Tripp]

Excuse me for sounding like a DURR, but what movie is that? It looks pretty awesome, just from that single picture.

[Edan the Man]

Excuse me for sounding like a DURR, but what movie is that? It looks pretty awesome, just from that single picture.

Pan's Labyrinth, and everything Logical Nightmare said is correct.

[lateralus88]

Excuse me for sounding like a DURR, but what movie is that? It looks pretty awesome, just from that single picture.

Pan's Labyrinth, and everything Logical Nightmare said is correct.

Pan's Labyrinth is outstanding in every single way.

[Gorille85]

Excuse me for sounding like a DURR, but what movie is that? It looks pretty awesome, just from that single picture.

Pan's Labyrinth, and everything Logical Nightmare said is correct.

Pan's Labyrinth is outstanding in every single way.

[Zook]

Pan's Labyrinth was alright. Very weird. Plus, I'm not big on subtitles. I didn't NOT enjoy it though.

Anyway:

[Volk9]

Scariest thing to do:

Walk into a dark room, and just start thinking "theres something here/behind me" over and over...

[Jamesman42]

I'll admit that I hate going into my bathroom and seeing an inch long cockroach on the wall. Not scary, but disgusting, especially when you turn on the lights from it being dark. Happens very rarely though

[Implode]

And also, Count Cocoa-Fang:

As a kid, when I staying at my grandma's house, I thought there was a guy with a gun in my room.

[Zook]

In addition to Volk's post, when lying in bed with the lights off completely pitch black and the bathroom or closet door open, imagine a huge creature running out of either room at you.

[Volk9]

In addition to Volk's post, when lying in bed with the lights off completely pitch black and the bathroom or closet door open, imagine a huge creature running out of either room at you.

I hate these thoughts, haha. I have a sword at my bed, and also a knife by net to my pillow. I always wonder if I could get either out fast enough