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The pathetic facebook status thread.

Started by Chino, June 28, 2009, 07:36:02 PM

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#210
August 17, 2009, 09:28:38 AM

Chino

#212
August 17, 2009, 08:59:54 PM
"damn my damn iphone tahts battery doesnt last for shit and is bout to be dead fml"

Jamesman42

#213
August 17, 2009, 09:30:05 PM
You should respond to the next FML one with "you want me to what your leg?"
\o\ lol /o/

Sigz

#214
August 17, 2009, 09:31:21 PM

lateralus88

#215
August 17, 2009, 11:00:45 PM
I swear if I see one more fml, people are going to die.

Super Dude

#216
August 18, 2009, 07:35:35 PM
Whiney friend #1: "Eli [person who wrote this status] needs help. someone call me, someone do something. :("

Whiney friend #2: "GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FML DX"

Jamesman42

#217
August 18, 2009, 07:36:04 PM
UGH I hate posting in this thread and being quoted FML
\o\ lol /o/

Chino

#218
August 20, 2009, 09:36:45 AM
jobs blow but blow jobs r awesome

Orbert

#219
August 20, 2009, 10:26:22 AM
That's some deep philosophical shit right there.  Also true.

Shadoshi

#220
August 20, 2009, 01:44:30 PM
Quote from: whinyteenagekidwhomihaveonmyfriendslistbecausemygirlfriendisfriendswithhimandilikemakingfunofhimi just wish everyone would just die but katy and greyson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rollin :lol

Chino

#221
August 21, 2009, 11:09:39 AM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

MetalMike06

#222
August 21, 2009, 11:44:35 AM
"Where r u let's make bed and bowls"

Haha. Wow. Looking through some statuses makes me realize how much I ought to clean out my friends list. A majority of them are people I never talk to, and was never friends with, and I merely attended high school with them or something.

Sigz

#223
August 21, 2009, 11:45:28 AM
Quote from: Chino on August 21, 2009, 11:09:39 AM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

:rollin

chrisbDTM

#224
August 21, 2009, 11:50:01 AM
ohmigawd i hate the term fml. fml

Orbert

#225
August 21, 2009, 01:40:22 PM
Quote from: Chino on August 21, 2009, 11:09:39 AM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

Loser.  They can and will come after him for blowing off jury duty.  Seriously, is it ever a good idea to try and fuck with the government?

staveoffzombies

#226
August 21, 2009, 05:03:04 PM
Quote from: Chino on August 21, 2009, 11:09:39 AM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

:lol

He'll give a shit when he's fined/penalized/whatever.

ehra

#227
August 21, 2009, 05:47:05 PM
Quote from: Chino on August 21, 2009, 11:09:39 AM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

Wrath?

staveoffzombies

#228
August 21, 2009, 07:22:51 PM
Quote from: ehra on August 21, 2009, 05:47:05 PM
Quote from: Chino on August 21, 2009, 11:09:39 AM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

Wrath?

:rollin :lol :rollin

tri.ad

#229
August 21, 2009, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: ehra on August 21, 2009, 05:47:05 PM
Quote from: Chino on August 21, 2009, 11:09:39 AM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

Wrath?

Well played, sir.

Chino

#230
August 23, 2009, 03:16:39 PM
 :rollin :rollin

is prarie doggin it in bumper to bumper traffic

Jamesman42

#231
August 23, 2009, 03:33:30 PM
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.
\o\ lol /o/

millahh

#232
August 23, 2009, 04:23:32 PM
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 23, 2009, 03:33:30 PM
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.

That may change now...   :biggrin:

(in truth, I've been on there a month, and haven't ever even posted a status update)

PlaysLikeMyung

#233
August 23, 2009, 06:26:45 PM
Quoteeff. em. ell

verbatim. a bit sad

Dimitrius

#234
August 23, 2009, 08:22:32 PM
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 23, 2009, 03:33:30 PM
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.
I'm glad to know that!

reneranucci

#235
August 24, 2009, 02:36:54 PM
"i feel like i have a giant weight on my chest--and its not my boobs"

Dimitrius

#236
August 24, 2009, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: reneranucci on August 24, 2009, 02:36:54 PM
"i feel like i have a giant weight on my chest--and its not my boobs"
:neverusethis:

Jamesman42

#237
August 24, 2009, 09:31:59 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on August 23, 2009, 08:22:32 PM
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 23, 2009, 03:33:30 PM
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.
I'm glad to know that!

Except Dimitrius' statuses. Sorry for the confusion.
\o\ lol /o/

Dimitrius

#238
August 24, 2009, 09:33:11 PM
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 24, 2009, 09:31:59 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on August 23, 2009, 08:22:32 PM
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 23, 2009, 03:33:30 PM
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.
I'm glad to know that!

Except Dimitrius' statuses. Sorry for the confusion.
Fuck you, James!!

icysk8r

#239
August 24, 2009, 09:34:06 PM
i love how i get replaced by some ugly bitches (: fuckk thatt shitt forreal. sisters heree. not in a good mood. you can try to text. bye.2 hours ago

Jamesman42

#240
August 24, 2009, 09:38:15 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on August 24, 2009, 09:33:11 PM
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 24, 2009, 09:31:59 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on August 23, 2009, 08:22:32 PM
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 23, 2009, 03:33:30 PM
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.
I'm glad to know that!

Except Dimitrius' statuses. Sorry for the confusion.
Fuck you, James!!

When asked which male on DTF to have sex with, that was what the female did say.
\o\ lol /o/

lateralus88

#241
August 24, 2009, 11:29:46 PM
Quote from: icysk8r on August 24, 2009, 09:34:06 PM
i love how i get replaced by some ugly bitches (: fuckk thatt shitt forreal. sisters heree. not in a good mood. you can try to text. bye.2 hours ago
The constant adding of extra letters at the end of words... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Birch Boy

#242
August 25, 2009, 06:33:17 AM
Quote from: lateralus88 on August 24, 2009, 11:29:46 PM
Quote from: icysk8r on August 24, 2009, 09:34:06 PM
i love how i get replaced by some ugly bitches (: fuckk thatt shitt forreal. sisters heree. not in a good mood. you can try to text. bye.2 hours ago
The constant adding of extra letters at the end of words... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I hate that toooo  >:( >:( >:( >:(

Jamesman42

#243
August 25, 2009, 11:03:22 PM
But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
\o\ lol /o/

orcus116

#244
August 26, 2009, 07:56:33 AM
I just saw this:

Quoteis sitting @ the airort till her 330 flight..fml

With a comment of:

Quotewell to pass time there's the mile high club at the airport :-)

I wasn't aware the definition changed.
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