The pathetic facebook status thread.

zerogravityfat · August 26, 2009, 08:43:27 AM

it's cool, if she can't even figure out her basic definitions, she'll be sure to get in the mile high club with the old geezer sitting next to her on the flight.

Scurvy!Dreams · August 26, 2009, 04:12:57 PM

Quote from: orcus116 on August 26, 2009, 07:56:33 AM
I just saw this:

Quoteis sitting @ the airort till her 330 flight..fml

With a comment of:

Quotewell to pass time there's the mile high club at the airport :-)

I wasn't aware the definition changed.

Maybe there's a bar called the Mile High Club?

Chino · August 31, 2009, 02:52:47 PM

" is back to the grind, but not all there today. This week is gonna suck even though im wearing new clothes and new kicks. FML"

DarkLord_Lalinc · August 31, 2009, 02:53:55 PM

"wants to have sex tonight"

Chino · August 31, 2009, 03:07:31 PM

Quote from: DarkLord_Lalinc on August 31, 2009, 02:53:55 PM
"wants to have sex tonight"

male or female?

FuglyDave · August 31, 2009, 03:18:21 PM

"i cooked my arm on the BQ, anyone for fresh flesh on a bun?"

Apparently my grandmother encourages cannibalism. Awesome.

DarkLord_Lalinc · August 31, 2009, 03:19:55 PM

Grandmother in facebook = awesome grandmother.

emindead · August 31, 2009, 04:00:48 PM

Quote from: Chino on August 31, 2009, 03:07:31 PM
Quote from: DarkLord_Lalinc on August 31, 2009, 02:53:55 PM
"wants to have sex tonight"
male or female?

Serpentor · September 01, 2009, 08:35:24 AM

Now that school is back in session, my homepage is bombarded with all my teacher friends bitching they have to go back to work next week.

Poor babies, you just had 2 months off, get over it.....

jasc15 · September 01, 2009, 01:16:37 PM

Quote from: Serpentor on September 01, 2009, 08:35:24 AM
Now that school is back in session, my homepage is bombarded with all my teacher friends bitching they have to go back to work next week.

Poor babies, you just had 2 months off, get over it.....

Birch Boy · September 01, 2009, 07:04:03 PM

[Name] Can I ask you something, Why do you want me to die

lateralus88 · September 02, 2009, 08:26:11 AM

Quote from: Chino on August 31, 2009, 02:52:47 PM
" is back to the grind, but not all there today. This week is gonna suck even though im wearing new clothes and new kicks. FML"

Wow...

icysk8r · September 02, 2009, 09:20:36 AM

Ha. i qoot madd stalkersz on myspace. lmao, leave me the hell alone (:

FuglyDave · September 03, 2009, 03:47:56 AM

" someone decided to take apart my lawnmower and hide the extension cord -_- wtf"
"OK this is a stupid question.... What dose (Y) mean?"

Super Dude · September 03, 2009, 05:21:26 AM

Wowwww...

Idk about pathetic statuses, but SeRoX is a great source for funny status updates.

Birch Boy · September 05, 2009, 08:05:51 PM

"upstairs . text ."

SeRoX · September 05, 2009, 08:10:18 PM

Quote from: Super Dude on September 03, 2009, 05:21:26 AM
SeRoX is a great source for funny status updates.

Ohh, thanks. I hope you did what you said. You know, I am great source

Arcaeus · September 05, 2009, 10:46:00 PM

"is feeling bad beyond the help of his Feel Good playlist. This is new."

later, same guy:

"needs someone to talk to, and yet he can't find anyone among all the people who are willing to listen."

tri.ad · September 06, 2009, 02:18:15 AM

Quote from: Arcaeus on September 05, 2009, 10:46:00 PM
"is feeling bad beyond the help of his Feel Good playlist. This is new."

later, same guy:

"needs someone to talk to, and yet he can't find anyone among all the people who are willing to listen."

Now that is REALLY pathetic.

Mejan · September 06, 2009, 07:43:25 AM

"i might actually be dying. not sure yet. well see how i feel after work tomorrow, cause we all know sparky wont help out at all."

"depending on how i'm feeling, i may or may not be going to church

"

Super Dude · September 06, 2009, 09:07:06 AM

Quote from: SeRoX on September 05, 2009, 08:10:18 PM
Quote from: Super Dude on September 03, 2009, 05:21:26 AM
SeRoX is a great source for funny status updates.

Ohh, thanks. I hope you did what you said. You know, I am great source

Hey don't feel bad chap, you're a funny dude. I don't mean to be demeaning in any way.

Orbert · September 06, 2009, 02:10:43 PM

I've got a friend from back home who likes to set his status to "." once in a while. Then people "like" it and stuff. I have no idea what it means.

Birch Boy · September 06, 2009, 06:15:53 PM

Quote from: Orbert on September 06, 2009, 02:10:43 PM
I've got a friend from back home who likes to set his status to "." once in a while. Then people "like" it and stuff. I have no idea what it means.

Is it once a month? If so, is HE a GIRL?

Portrucci · September 06, 2009, 07:25:45 PM

Quote from: BirchBoy on September 06, 2009, 06:15:53 PM
Quote from: Orbert on September 06, 2009, 02:10:43 PM
I've got a friend from back home who likes to set his status to "." once in a while. Then people "like" it and stuff. I have no idea what it means.

Is it once a month? If so, is HE a GIRL?

I see wut you did thar

Orbert · September 06, 2009, 10:03:36 PM

One of my other friends gave him some shit about it this time. "I thought you had your period last week"

Zeltar · September 06, 2009, 10:09:58 PM

"i hate my life..no one ever is there for me..why me :["

I feel like an asshole for laughing, but iLol'd.

Portrucci · September 06, 2009, 10:13:18 PM

"pain, pain, go away, come again another day"

Damn angsty teens

Mr. Ister · September 06, 2009, 11:45:21 PM

Haha. I'm glad I saw this thread. Today I put up 2 statuses a couple hours apart.

First: "Jacob is heating up..."
Second: "Jacob is on fire!!"

I'm not gonna lie, I'm basically a status guru. I set a status that said "Jacob B. likes this" and then I clicked "Like" below it so it read

Jacob B likes this
Jacob B likes this

I am changing people's lives one facebook status at a time.

Chino · September 07, 2009, 09:56:34 AM

" cannot find a reason to stop crying...."

Chino · September 07, 2009, 11:37:09 AM

"Dear diary, I've fallen & i cant get up ♥ "

Slain · September 07, 2009, 11:43:27 AM

"f you could look beyond the negative and find that greater things, the smiles ,laughter,love, happyness comfort, warmpth...then you will find that the arguements meen little to nothing and the stress is a thumbnail compared to what you had."

"this time its over..... and its over for good....dont come crawling back to me when you finaly see what yoeu have lost."

"guess this is the end....... " love is just a camoflauge for what resembles rage"-slipknot"

same kid for all 3. fail.

Mejan · September 07, 2009, 11:47:48 AM

Quote from: Slain on September 07, 2009, 11:43:27 AM
"f you could look beyond the negative and find that greater things, the smiles ,laughter,love, happyness comfort, warmpth...then you will find that the arguements meen little to nothing and the stress is a thumbnail compared to what you had."

"this time its over..... and its over for good....dont come crawling back to me when you finaly see what yoeu have lost."

"guess this is the end....... " love is just a camoflauge for what resembles rage"-slipknot"

same kid for all 3. fail.

Heartbreak does a lot of embarrassing things to people. Easpecially as a teenager. This is how to make a shameful idiot of yourself.

TL · September 07, 2009, 12:34:15 PM

I'm going to start keeping a count of how many times I find out from Facebook status updates that some girl I went to highschool with just accidentally became a mother. I graduated in 2008.

Yeah, I went to a classy highschool.

Mejan · September 07, 2009, 12:42:11 PM

Quote from: TL on September 07, 2009, 12:34:15 PM
I'm going to start keeping a count of how many times I find out from Facebook status updates that some girl I went to highschool with just accidentally became a mother. I graduated in 2008.

Yeah, I went to a classy highschool.

What was your class size?

TL · September 07, 2009, 12:58:56 PM

Quote from: Mejan on September 07, 2009, 12:42:11 PM
Quote from: TL on September 07, 2009, 12:34:15 PM
I'm going to start keeping a count of how many times I find out from Facebook status updates that some girl I went to highschool with just accidentally became a mother. I graduated in 2008.

Yeah, I went to a classy highschool.

What was your class size?

If I had to guess, maybe a couple hundred. The number of accidental mothers is apparently even higher among the people I didn't know too.

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