Misheard DT Lyrics

[Lucidity]

I haven't looked up the real lyrics yet, so I don't know what the actual words are, but I'll look them up after I post this. From Scarred:

"Won't let them fill me with fear and instant LEMONAAAAAADE!!!"

[wasteland]

Oh, boy, that's really really great

[MoraWintersoul]

I haven't looked up the real lyrics yet, so I don't know what the actual words are, but I'll look them up after I post this. From Scarred:

"Won't let them fill me with fear and instant LEMONAAAAAADE!!!"

I always sing it like this when I fool around

[?]

I always hear it as "Won't let them feel me with FELT ELASTIC RUBBER DAVES!"

I may have posted this misheard line from Blind Faith already, but whatever:

"And still I put shoes on
With or with a Jew"

[Benedettosoxfan]

In the Glass Prison I always hear
"You deck the hall but you can't bury us all" instead of
"You dug the hole but you can't bury your soul"

[Mindflux]

In the Glass Prison I always hear
"You deck the hall but you can't bury us all" instead of
"You dug the hole but you can't bury your soul"

Well in Forsaken I hear:

"Foreskin, I will dine on you tonight........."

[Kotowboy]

Actual Lyrics :

" There's a Story in your eyes.
I can see the hurt behind your smile
For every sign I recognise..
Another one escapes me.."


What I hear :

" See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side I wait for you
Sleight of hand and a twist of Fate....
On a bed of nails she makes me wait."



EDIT : Ok this was a joke - but only just realised how similar the first lines actually are

[TheGreatPretender]

In the Glass Prison I always hear
"You deck the hall but you can't bury us all" instead of
"You dug the hole but you can't bury your soul"

You know what? I hear the exact same thing!

[jonnybaxy]

And you ask me 'wheres my hairspray?'

Burning my soul

[wasteland]

And you ask me 'wheres my hairspray?'

Burning my soul

I always hear: "And you ask me why my hair's GREEN!" 

[?]

This popped to my mind after posting the "HERETIC!" thing in the other thread:

"D-Man horse, bleed for us!"

[philmcson]

Typical for a drummer:

In the presence of enemies pt.1:

Do you still wait for your god
and a cymbal of your faith?

[Onno]

I always hear: "And you ask me why my hair's GREEN!" 

I always hear that too 

[wasteland]

I always hear: "And you ask me why my hair's GREEN!" 

I always hear that too 

"Liveeeen' looooveeen'! Loosing up Will and shoooovin' " Is what I hear next. 

[Onno]

I always hear: "And you ask me why my hair's GREEN!" 

I always hear that too 

"Liveeeen' looooveeen'! Loosing up Will and shoooovin' " Is what I hear next. 

Wow, I don't hear that at all 

[?]

From James Let Me Brie:

"Strike up your best X-rated posture"

[wasteland]

I have to confess that I've not listened to JLMB fully in more than three years, if ever.

[jonnybaxy]

I have to confess that I've not listened to JLMB fully in more than three years, if ever.

Seconded.

[MoraWintersoul]

From James Let Me Brie:

"Strike up your best X-rated posture"

He's such a perv

[?]

I have to confess that I've not listened to JLMB fully in more than three years, if ever.

I just listened to it for the first time in 5 months or so, and I have to say it's not a favorite of mine either - not bad, but it wouldn't be a huge loss if I never heard it again.

He's such a perv

Hey, it's an old one and I saw it posted somewhere else before! Besides, if I were you I wouldn't make a comment like that after the "musical intercourse" incident earlier today!

[wasteland]

Hey, it's an old one and I saw it posted somewhere else before! Besides, if I were you I wouldn't make a comment like that after the "musical intercourse" incident earlier today!

It's going to haunt me forever, isn't it?   

[TheGreatPretender]

Typical for a drummer:

In the presence of enemies pt.1:

Do you still wait for your god
and a cymbal of your faith?

I always thought that phonetically, "symbol" and "cymbal" didn't have enough of a difference to even distinguish them, aside from the context.

[wasteland]

Is "symbol" the actual word? I have always been convinced that it was "sample" 

[Onno]

Is "symbol" the actual word? I have always been convinced that it was "sample" 

I don't know, but "and a sample of your faith" sounds quite silly IMO. It would be like: " DO YOU STILL WAIT FOR YOUR GOD..... And a sample of your faith please. Very well, now fill in this form and you'll get word within two weeks."

[Lucidity]

Is "symbol" the actual word? I have always been convinced that it was "sample" 

I don't know, but "and a sample of your faith" sounds quite silly IMO. It would be like: " DO YOU STILL WAIT FOR YOUR GOD..... And a sample of your faith please. Very well, now fill in this form and you'll get word within two weeks."

[Marion Crane]

"the lights all up all in the place, I'm learning to liiiiiive!"

[philmcson]

Dark eternal night:

Instead of "The hideous ancient warnings"

comes "The radio sent me warnings!"

[Pols Voice]

Essentially, any misheard lyrics from TDEN would be better than the real ones.

[wasteland]

Essentially, any misheard lyrics from TDEN would be better than the real ones.

If you say so, than here's my take:

NO ONE DANCES!
(speaking of eternal dancers)
live on a sensual morning
false to the void of night
HE HAS RISEN UP!
out of the kraken's chaos
at last over plants, it's sensual!
A thickening blast in sight!
Through the skypeing geek
Underneath the bearding brood
<I'm dead! Think of bed! You see, it's Agassi!!>
Fly in endless stairs leading to the choking room
<He groans to his whore! His boss, Shaquille, miss their eel!>
Drifting the anal time
Out of the cherry, in sky!   
Dropped too much bacon in light
Of the barking thermal night......AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Crotches! Breaching the fort and fighting
Rachel's distracton is swallowing
The Ewok on the Union Jack
I. HAD. A. BLAAAAAAST.
Board on the bladder of heroes
The ultimate curse of God: creation
sense of relief: it's Coz!
Wresteles crabs drowning
aim the sturdy fodder, MIR!
<The sex owing fruit. Grotesque crèche! A butt HOOOLE!>
"Sharon's on the screen!"
Yellow week, Darth's faeces near.
<Fricking morning riffs! Goddess on the racks, burping high!>
Dripping the annual dime
Out of the cherry sky
Dropped too much bacon in light
Of the dark and turning wraith.
Trapped in a Hamish dream
Spitting passwords unseen
And fried food is vanishing
Into the dorking's turd all niiiiiiightt.
-instrumental-
Drifting the anal time
Out of the cherry's sky
Dropped tuna's bacon in light
Of the dark eternal night.
Trapped in a Hamish dream
Spilling passwords on Scenes
And fried food is vanishing
Into the dorking's turd all night.

[GasparXR]

[Pols Voice]

Okay, maybe I was wrong.

The Ewok on the Union Jack

I'd like an entire DT concept album based around that line.

[Scorpion]

It works perfectly.

[?]

You forgot the "joking room" and "the donkey-turtle fight", but awesome nevertheless And yes, it is better than the original!

[Podaar]

If you say so, than here's my take:

Spitting passwords unseen

I had to listen to the song while reading the lyrics and this one fit so well I couldn't hear the proper words! 

Well done

[Marion Crane]

I still will never unhear "The donkey/turtle fight."