Misheard DT Lyrics

[TheGreatPretender]

This is my favorite part of Don't Look Past Me, but honestly, the first few times I heard it, I could not understand what the hell he was singing to save my life. This is what I heard for the longest time:

"I don't need 1000 reasons
when someone starts to cry,
when someone says my heart needs lifting,
then it's called home
it's called hoooome!"

[GasparXR]

This is my favorite part of Don't Look Past Me, but honestly, the first few times I heard it, I could not understand what the hell he was singing to save my life. This is what I heard for the longest time:

"I don't need 1000 reasons
when someone starts to cry,
when someone says my heart needs lifting,
then it's called home
it's called hoooome!"

I was about to correct you on those lyrics before remembering what thread this is.

[Hourglass Prison]

For the longest time my girlfriend thought the words "Hellish dream" from TDEN were, "Hairless dream".

[ZKX-2099]

Shes hinting for you to shave your junk.

[Hourglass Prison]

Thanks?

[nicbor87]

Another one from TDEN (LALP):

"Restless Krauts draw near.."

[LCArenas]

TCOT: "I prey the hen by candy lights"
Innocence Faded: "Sharing Fleshlight in Vacations"

[davidolson22]

"Debate this faggots just cause" - Prophets of War

That isn't the lyrics? I honestly have no idea what he's saying there if that's not it.

[LCArenas]

"Debate this faggots just cause" - Prophets of War

That isn't the lyrics? I honestly have no idea what he's saying there if that's not it.

"Debate this fight it's just cause"

[davidolson22]

"Debate this faggots just cause" - Prophets of War

That isn't the lyrics? I honestly have no idea what he's saying there if that's not it.

"Debate this fight it's just cause"

Wow, he slurs the heck out of that.

[Benedettosoxfan]

From In the Presence of Enemies:
"Fight! Fight in the story until you can't take anymore!"
and
"High churches! Might I see! High churches I am just! Four eyes, beak! Of the beast! That lives in all of us!"

[MonagFam]

Last night I was listening to a cover of a DT song on YouTube.  I think it was "As I Am," but at any  rate, the singer was Swedish, and I'm pretty sure (despite some 'Dos for Those type pronunciations) that I understood him more clearly than JLB.   

[Zyzzyva17]

A minor one, but in BMUBMD, I always hear the line "Your iconic fixation" as "You're a chronic fixation."

[Evermind]

I always hear "You're a corny fixation".

[Grizz]

"Boneless power, midnight hour..."
-About to Crash

[rumborak]

There's no salvation for a salty bread
- Behind the Veil

[GasparXR]

There's no salvation for a salty bread
- Behind the Veil

I used to think it was "for us all depraved", which enunciation-wise is similar.

[Dirty30]

SDOIT  - The Test that Stumped them All

Are: To save him from himself...

I hear: Go Fuck Yourself.   

[Grizz]

This could be unique to the boot I'm listening to (2010-7-10, non GDT source with a bit of EQ), but:

Home: "Sorrow, Eternity, potatoes are coming to droooowwwwwwn me"

[vbrodrigues95]

At the beggining of OTBOA, 0:02, I really don't know if it's an effect or what, but I ALWAYS listen to some shriek ridiculous voice saying "always could be you, oh" repeatedly. I fucking hate that I hear this  . Still love the song though.

[Grizz]

Try listening to it again, most people hear "Scooby Dooby Doo!"

[Invisible]

"I can't keep away from her crotch!"
- Home

Can't unhear it!

[djbj]

From The Bigger Picture - "Would you take me out for lunch" instead of "Would you talk me off the ledge"

[mikemangioy]

from POW:
Instead of "Pray they will forgive, forgive our innocence"
I hear
"Maybe they'll forget, fucking americans"

[GasparXR]

from POW:
Instead of "Pray they will forgive, forgive our innocence"
I hear
"Maybe they'll forget, fucking americans"

Cannot be unheard. I'm glad JLB didn't get kicked out of the band for that.

Also, I thought it was "forgive our arrogance?"

[Ben_Jamin]

from POW:
Instead of "Pray they will forgive, forgive our innocence"
I hear
"Maybe they'll forget, fucking americans"

Cannot be unheard. I'm glad JLB didn't get kicked out of the band for that.

Also, I thought it was "forgive our arrogance?"

It is "Forgive our Arrogance"

But I hear "Pray they will forgive, fuck it our arrogance."

[XB0BX]

know the joy of life

[Sacul]

You're digging up a gold mine cold mind.

[BlackInk]

I still hear "coal" mine. And I still sing that every time on purpose because that would be better lyrics.

[aprilethereal]

from POW:
Instead of "Pray they will forgive, forgive our innocence"
I hear
"Maybe they'll forget, fucking americans"

Cannot be unheard. I'm glad JLB didn't get kicked out of the band for that.

Also, I thought it was "forgive our arrogance?"

It is "Forgive our Arrogance"

But I hear "Pray they will forgive, fuck it our arrogance."

I always hear "Pray they will forgive, forgive all 'mericans" :

[rumborak]

9:00 into Sacrificed Sons: "God I'm high".

[BlobVanDam]

9:00 into Sacrificed Sons: "God I'm high".

I'm a steak!

[robwebster]

Will mankind be a steak?

[Nearmyth]

For the longest time I thought the "Build! Me! Up!" part after the chorus of BMUBMD was just "Burn! Burn! Burn!"  Idk

God I'm high I'm a steak is gold

From Pull Me Under "I'll take seven lives for one, and then my only father's son"
I hear "I'll take seven ass for one, and then my only foreign son"

"All I can feel is honor and spite, all I can do is set it right"
I hear "All I can feel is order and spite, all I can do is celebrate!"

[Sir Walrus Cauliflower]

From ACoS.
Original: "Viciousness and subtlety"
I heard: "Viciousness and solitude" (I have no idea)

Original: "With nothing fulfilled"
I heard: "With nothing for feel"

Original: "Utopia high in the sky"
I heard: "You took me up high in the sky"

From HTF
Original: "How can you ever sleep a wink at night"
I heard: "How can you ever sleep awake at night" (This made no sense to me)

Original: "Chauvinistic, heartless, selfish, cold"
I heard: "Show them his stick, heartless, selfish, CONE"

From TLG
Original: "I would not expect you felt alone in standing north"
I heard: "I would not expect you failed to notice standing Nord"

From IT
Original: "You'll never know that you're alive"
I heard: "You'll never know the jouren life" (I though he just mispronounced "joy in"...)

And obviously the ones from Voices...