SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL

[Rina]

Okay, so I walkin' in a parking garage one day, by myself, so naturally I got beat over the head with a frying pan and tossed into a suspiciously located white van.




For some reason this guy was taking me to Chicago, so I complied. Because he's 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Naturally I was terrfied.





Then some random stranger took me away to a Disney store and they made me their princess by suddenly bestowing upon me with out of context glasses. I kept thinking I was forgetting a promise I made to someone who gave me a glass slipper once, but then...






Cake. Oh GOD cake. ...   What was I saying..?






Then I met this charming young man who advised me to "Stay smooth, always". I at once knew I needed that man. And that I needed him badly.






I asked where I could find this good, big, satisfying-chocolate-lovin' and this is what I ended up with.



No complaints.






As I was gazing across the city in a very Batman-esque fashion ISAWTHISDRAGONATTACKINGTHECITYHOLYCRAP





SO I FINISHED HIM OFF.






LOUD NOISES






And then the kidnapper guy showed up again and I properly thanked him for the cake.





AND THEN I FOUGHT OFF THE EVIL ROBOTS WITH THIS DECEPTICON MUSIC STAND




But I ended up ruining the city and killing, like, 5011 people so they kicked me out and then I went home and was all 

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Then I met this charming young man who advised me to "Stay smooth, always". I at once knew I needed that man. And that I needed him badly.

He looks familiar...

[kirksnosehair]

Then I met this charming young man who advised me to "Stay smooth, always". I at once knew I needed that man. And that I needed him badly.

He looks familiar...

She looks like Ann Curry in that shot 

[TioJorge]

GET IN DAT ASS LARRY!

[Orbert]

So you were in Chicago?  With a music stand?  And you didn't come visit me?

[Dimitrius]

Rina's on a roll!

[Rina]

So you were in Chicago?  With a music stand?  And you didn't come visit me?

DAMMIT ADAMI, I told you to take me to meet Orbert! 

[Dr. DTVT]

So you were in Chicago?  With a music stand?  And you didn't come visit me?

I thought you lived in Minnesota for some reason Orbert.

[Adami]

So you were in Chicago?  With a music stand?  And you didn't come visit me?

We tried. There was a great wall separating us.

[glaurung]

ARE YOU AND ADAMI DATING?!?!?!?!?!?

[Adami]

ARE YOU AND ADAMI DATING?!?!?!?!?!?

Yes, Adami and I are dating. We're always together. We're almost the same person. Inseparable. Practically one.

[yorost]

So you were in Chicago?  With a music stand?  And you didn't come visit me?

We tried. There was a great wall separating us.

Dumber than a Mongolian barbarian, eh?

[Progmetty]

wtf happened Adami last time you posted a picture of yourself you had hair and looked 22!

[Adami]

wtf happened Adami last time you posted a picture of yourself you had hair and looked 22!

SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH!!!


I mean.......please shut your dirty whore mouth.

[Progmetty]

  
Every man awaits that day with horror, at least you're over it now 

[Adami]

 
Every man awaits that day with horror, at least you're over it now 

I don't know which pic you're referring to, but I started losing my hair at 18. And I'm 27 at the moment, which probably explains why I don't look 22. And yea, I've dealt with the hair crap, doesn't seem to keep the chicks away  .

[Progmetty]

I didn't say it would keep them away and you're handsome fella but I'm saying I remember you having this thick full head of hair, a pic you posted in the post your pic thread a couple years back. I think it was a self shot of in the mirror.

[Adami]

I didn't say it would keep them away and you're handsome fella but I'm saying I remember you having this thick full head of hair, a pic you posted in the post your pic thread a couple years back. I think it was a self shot of in the mirror.

Either an odd pic or you got the wrong guy. I haven't had a full head of hair for almost 10 years. And even at 22 it was pretty thin.

[jsem]

Rina + glasses = win

[Ħ]

That's Rina with the "we're dating" look.

[TheVoxyn]

I want to date Adami.

[antigoon]

hehehehe forum relationships make me giddy like a school girl!

[Gadough]

ARE YOU AND ADAMI DATING?!?!?!?!?!?

No you silly panda, just because they're in pics together doesn't mean they're dating. Stop over-analyzing things.

[Adami]

I want to date Adami.

Well she's only 4'11, but she's surprisingly strong. If you take her by surprise, you might have a chance.

[Nekov]

 

You guys are great

ARE YOU AND ADAMI DATING?!?!?!?!?!?

No you silly panda, just because they're in pics together doesn't mean they're dating. Stop over-analyzing things.

What about if they upload the pic to facebok, would that mean they are actually dating?

[Gadough]

Perhaps. But like any good couple, they would need to wait at least 6 months until they change their status to "in a relationship." Only then would it be Facebook Official. Keep people guessing, you know.

[Ħ]

Seeing as Adami has 29 friends, Ms. Rina must be preeeetty special. In a special way. You know.

inb4 Jamesman stop the wedding

[Rina]

Perhaps. But like any good couple, they would need to wait at least 6 months until they change their status to "in a relationship." Only then would it be Facebook Official. Keep people guessing, you know.

Seeing as Adami has 29 friends, Ms. Rina must be preeeetty special. In a special way. You know.

inb4 Jamesman stop the wedding

[Rina]

I want to date Adami.

OH, BRING IT