DTF Official Newb Welcome Thread v. 2.0 (Introduce yourself here!)

[LosferWords]

Why am I not surprised that this thread derailed hard, like so many recent threads before...?

That's ok, just means everyone is friendly and a fun group of people

I certainly didn't help the cause.

[ariich]

Newbs, say hi!

[Super Dude]

Welcome to the unofficial official Dream Theater Forums!  Introduce yourselves here.

[lonestar]

Hola fellow noobs.  My name is R.J., and I turn 40 in eight days .  I work as a chef in the S.F. bay area.  I'm into many kinds of music, but mostly love prog.  I've been listening to DT since the Images and Words days, and they are definitaly one of my top five bands(others being Yes, The Who, Marilliion, and I.Q.).  Otherwise, my main hobbies are reading, camping, billiards, and torturing puppies . 

[Super Dude]

Okay guys, it was funny when did it, but now this joke's older than the DTF Old Fogeys.  If it doesn't stop and this thread isn't simply left for the introduction and welcoming of noobs, I'll start reporting people for spamming.

[XianL]

You know, no one ever told me why that is...

[ceight]

Guess I just don't see the prolem with a thread (especially one like this) getting off track. It's not like we derailed something serious. Does it really matter?

[Dimitrius]

Why am I not surprised that this thread derailed hard, like so many recent threads before...?

Because in DTF we derail EVERY thread.

[tri.ad]

Why am I not surprised that this thread derailed hard, like so many recent threads before...?

Because in DTF we derail EVERY thread.

Recently, that might be the case indeed.

[ariich]

Okay guys, it was funny when did it, but now this joke's older than the DTF Old Fogeys.  If it doesn't stop and this thread isn't simply left for the introduction and welcoming of noobs, I'll start reporting people for spamming.

I already deleted the spammy posts

[Super Dude]

Alright well by the time I posted that emin's was still there.  Anyway, from here on out, this thread will now only be used for its designated purpose: for noobs to make their introductory post and for vets to provide a warm welcome to the DTF community.

[Dimitrius]

Hmm... we've done that since the DT.net days.

[brakkum]

Why am I not surprised that this thread derailed hard, like so many recent threads before...?

Because in DTF we derail EVERY thread.

at DTF, thread derails you.

[Dimitrius]

Why am I not surprised that this thread derailed hard, like so many recent threads before...?

Because in DTF we derail EVERY thread.

at DTF, thread derails you.

Lame meme is lame.

[ceight]

Eh, kinda like that on all forums.

At least the ones I've been on.

It's just pat of being on a forum.

[XianL]

Alright well by the time I posted that emin's was still there.  Anyway, from here on out, this thread will now only be used for its designated purpose: for noobs to make their introductory post and for vets to provide a warm welcome to the DTF community.

Yes, no shitting on the nice new turf please.

[Dimitrius]

Ok, so stop posting not-newbs!

[True Death of Life]

Can't tell you much about the forum...I just joined yesterday  But it's pretty cool...the mods post here unlike a lot of other threads, and it's a huge bonus if you're a girl  ... which doesn;t help you at all. Sorry. But welcome. (I don't know if that means much from a n00b, but whatever.)

[73109]

No, no it doesn't.

[True Death of Life]

Look who's talking. At least I'm TRYING not to make an ass of myself.

[73109]

And your failing. Just stop and fail with th rest of us.

[Dimitrius]

Look who's talking. At least I'm TRYING not to make an ass of myself.

If only all n00bs were like you!

[True Death of Life]

*CHAT THREAD ALERT*

[73109]

This thread is already fucked, so...yeah, chat away peoples.

[LosferWords]

This thread is already fucked, so...yeah, chat away peoples.

I approve of fucking up my thread.  Wish there was a dance smiley.

[Dimitrius]

*CHAT THREAD ALERT*

This thread has already been derailed, even by the OP. So don't worry about it.

[True Death of Life]

Look who's talking. At least I'm TRYING not to make an ass of myself.

If only all n00bs were like you!

?

[ResultsMayVary]

This thread is already fucked, so...yeah, chat away peoples.

I approve of fucking up my thread.  Wish there was a dance smiley.

Sweet.

[Dimitrius]

Look who's talking. At least I'm TRYING not to make an ass of myself.

If only all n00bs were like you!

?

Not being immature asses that post whore everywhere and make dumb threads about everything just to get their post count up and try to get noticed and liked.

[73109]

Hey, I don't post whore, I just post a shit load of stuff. Post whoring is different.

[Gwii]

[ceight]

I would laugh so hard if 73109 and True Death of Life were the same person.

It's totally something I would do if everyone hated me.

That's not to say I hate you 73109, but you do seem to make a lot of enemies.

[Dimitrius]

Immature people tend to do that.

[RobD]

[73109]

No we aren't the same person. True Death of Life is wrath!