The official DTF "drunk" thread

[black_biff_stadler]

oh hot damn this is my jam DIMMU BORGIR!!!!!!

Insert headbanging heree.

Better fuckin be Puritania.

(really serious lookin metal dude)
https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/My%20Pics/Cantankerous_Collar_zpsd7dc34db.jpg

Actually it was "Blazing Monoliths of Defiance", but Puritania came up later in the mix.
Maybe next time I get drunk I will come straight here and tell you all about my night. Apparently last time went over well. 

Glad to hear dude. I need to get back on my DM kick. Death Cult Armageddon got endless spins for me back in '04 and I really like Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia. In Sorte Diaboli has sadly collected dust. I never disliked it but I kept on putting it off. What a wasted 5 years on that one. Time to change that.

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Glad to hear dude. I need to get back on my DM kick. Death Cult Armageddon got endless spins for me back in '04 and I really like Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia. In Sorte Diaboli has sadly collected dust. I never disliked it but I kept on putting it off. What a wasted 5 years on that one. Time to change that.

Indeed, especially cause Abrahadabra is really good. Much more are they now symphonic, but their music becomes levels darker.

[Ben_Jamin]

I am totally. Fhit shaced right now.

[nightmare_cinema]

I've discovered my magic formula for an awesome night out: two glasses of rose wine, enough to be tipsy and dance and have a really amazing time but not so much that I feel shit the next day. I've barely drank for the past two years, think I've drank more in this past month than that whole time period put together...

[LCArenas]

DE TE F

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LOOOK ATHT HEF E


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OH GOD WHEN I WAKE IP I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I WIL LL STAND UP

HIDEO KOJIMA I WISH HE HAD RELEASED SOME GAMES FOR THE XBOX 360 from tmtetal gear solid
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SHITFACED, OH GOD I DRAKN SO MUCH I DONT EVEN CARE OF AUTORRCORECT

[black_biff_stadler]

11 am tomorrow morning: LCArenas wakes up with his face resting on a keyboard that reeks of cheap beer, last night's dinner, and shattered dreams.

[LCArenas]

11 am tomorrow morning: LCArenas wakes up with his face resting on a keyboard that reeks of cheap beer, last night's dinner, and shattered dreams.

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

MAYVE UITA TRUE
VUT I LEAST PLAYED FUCKING DREAMCAST BEFORE I SLEPT
ITS NOT WOTHIT
BUT ITS A SWEET TEMPREAO

od. not cheao, or at least not as cheap as the kther beers, dont call the finsest beer on the countrey cheap, WHAT woud even by your country bear, black_folty

[Dark Castle]

Well I've had 3 PBR's tonight, not really drunk, I have 3 more upstairs, but I'm not sure my dad would be pleased with me drinking a whole six pack?
And there's like a wall of girls blocking my way~

[black_biff_stadler]

WHAT woud even by your country bear, black_folty

I've narrowed this down to either meaning:

A) What would even be your country's beer?

or

B) What would be your favorite beer?


A=Anything made in America by default since that's where I'm from

B=Not sure but Ranger India Pale Ale made by New Belgium is my most steady go-to over the last year or so (they also make the more well known Fat Tire.)

Well I've had 3 PBR's tonight, not really drunk, I have 3 more upstairs, but I'm not sure my dad would be pleased with me drinking a whole six pack?
And there's like a wall of girls blocking my way~

Red rover your way through them nekkit. That'll learn 'em real good.

[Elite]

I typed 'druk\ in the serach bar and still found the thres! 

I have legitit,ate erason to e in here. hello drunk pepople!

[TioJorge]

Wow hahaha HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOEH

I'm still purdy drunk, but I can't sleep so..time to be like house. Tomorrow shall be a woozy day. But it was worth it. Well. I actually don't know that yet but..I think it's been. Will be. NNNNNNNNNNURRRRRRRRRRR

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

oh man had a great night with my boys. we went essicntially bar hoping round town and whe got totally smashe on th epool table was fucking rigged cause i totally got that nine ball in and that's fucking weakjhn.
We started off by going to an art show for me, in evanston, and we then spoceeded to go to Lee street, go to my place to pick up cash, pay my bills, I hate cash, and then we went to Dicks', twas dfeadf and then we ewnat back to lee to driunka nd shot ppool only to have motherfuckers kill me and take all my money..but I only spent it on booze as I CAN ONLY SEE CALIOFORNIA WITHOUT MARON BRADNON"S #EYES!

and then we head nang

[snapple]

was here all friday night and all day saturday..

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Not drunk or even close, but enjoying an absolutely unbelievable pinot noir today.  SOOOOOO good.

[TioJorge]

I'm enjoying some Merlot, and it's very, very good. But now I'm moving onto a nice Martini and I'm feeling pretttty, prettty, pretttttttty good. Pretty good.

Annnnnd my ex just called an dsaid that she's horny and lonely and of course this had to happen the one night in weeks that I drink and get drunk... So she's coming over. And we're gonna be alone. And I'm gonna get my dick wet. Because I hate. EVERYTHING. AND HER POONANI MAKES ME FEEL WHOLE INSIDE AND I REALLY REALLY NEED TO LET OUT SOME OF MY MAN JUICE OTHERWISE I'M GONNA GET FUCKING PROSTATE CANCER.



And cause it's nostalgic and wet.

[Ryzee]

Grats dude! 

or should it be: Grats dude? 

[TioJorge]

First one tonight, second one tomorrow. 

[black_biff_stadler]

*romance novel raped by spirits*

Hey George, can I be your best gal one day?

[Elite]

it's good  that this threa was on fiost page. Damn, I'm out of my mind right now. Does anyone know what a durum Doöner is? I'm gaving one right now. WOw. Good night.

[Scorpion]

I've alway preferred Döner myself, but Dürüm is awesome as well.

[TioJorge]

*romance novel raped by spirits*

Hey George, can I be your best gal one day?

ErryDAY.

[BlackInk]

I happen to be rather drunk at the moment. Thank you very much!

[Scorpion]

If you can spell correctly, you're not drunk.

[TioJorge]

That...is the dumbest shit I've heard all hour.


I am drunk. Verily.




NAW JUST KIDDING GUYS I'M JUST HERE TO LOOK COOL. CLEARLY I'M NOT DRUNK CAUSE I'M SPELLING PROPERLY NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Scorpion]

Just for the record, I wasn't being serious. I've met many people who are probably capable of spelling better drunk than sober.

[Elite]

Just for the record, I wasn't being serious. I've met many people who are probably capable of spelling better drunk than sober.

I can do both, apparently. When I'm posting here and am genuinely drunk, I post the crap as I'm typing it. In every other thread I post when I'm drunk, I will correct the spelling mistakes. lol

[jingle.boy]

Just for the record, I wasn't being serious. I've met many people who are probably capable of spelling better drunk than sober.

I can do both, apparently. When I'm posting here and am genuinely drunk, I post the crap as I'm typing it. In every other thread I post when I'm drunk, I will correct the spelling mistakes. lol

Johnny Fever no doubt.

[snapple]

Hoping to avoid this thread tonight.

[TioJorge]

Yeahhhh... Sorry bout that, Scorp.  I won't be in this thread for a long while, hopefully. I really need to stop all this shit... Really. Otherwise... Meh.

[Elite]

see my post n the other thread; damn.

it;s worse thena eebve,r. befiore on thsw4se fourms.

[MajorMatt]

see my post n the other thread; damn.

it;s worse thena eebve,r. befiore on thsw4se fourms.

Man, I read your other post. Probably just a classic case of a bit too much alcohol and overthinking which I am guilty of far too often. You probably have no reason to take this advice on board seeing as when you're sober you'll probably already understand it or even have a more mature sensible view of it all. I have no idea of what the situation really is, but coming from a guy a who finds himself in a lot of shitty situations with the other sex, chill, and look at it with a sober objective mind. Boozy thoughts about women are never good

[Elite]

What the hell did I do?

Probably, indeed. I'll rectify it in the other thread.

[Elite]

hi. it's been too long, oh, no. shit.

[Elite]

triple posting, because I seem to be the only one posting here. Hi! I'm drunk once again, here's the once-a-week vistis again

[Sketchy]

My eyes feel like burning. It is perhaps inopportune or whatever to one and half a bottles or whatever of wine, but it was all posh and shit, so it's all good.

Yeah, so stuff and what not. I'm not sure to wathch the projector or my screen because both are crushing my head. Oh god I need caffien.

TEA

Yeah, so I thought I'd find my stash of tea. I've got some from where it was first commercially grown or something or whatever I need some sort of blast to the face of not alcohol

WOOHOO party with the people I used to live with. None of them got the "Sean Connery with tits as Lara croft but then again there was no Feynman in the hat game either. I'm not a squirrel. Destroy the morning. I'm not an elephant.