The official DTF "drunk" thread

[Elite]

^ Good one.

[Onno]

^ Good one.

Thanks, it was a good party.

[Dark Castle]

Wioo woo, detective shoes and heavy metal boiz!

[TL]

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[chknptpie]

Where are the drunkards? I need entertainment!

[Dark Castle]

Where are the drunkards? I need entertainment!

I'm watching Blue Bloods !!

[Chino]

DTF... I'm very ashamed of myself. I went to Snic tonight...twice.... in a four hour period.

[MajorMatt]

Bit pissed, but its all good cause my lips got sucked to death i kissed this girl so much 

[Elite]

gotta hate alcholo sometimes. Fucking 5:30 am, goodnight,

[TioJorge]

FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF VOMIT

[Elite]

I barely ever puke of alcohol, strangely enough. In fact, I can't remember the last time I did.

[TioJorge]

....



THE KING IN THE BOTTLE!

[Onno]

Brace yourself. Hangover is coming.

[Elite]

[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!

[Onno]

[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!

I didn't know that you could speak Ancient Mayan.

[Chino]

I just drove through the night to myrtle beach. We are 8 hours early to check in. We watched the sunrise and now I'm hammered. <3

[Elite]

[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!

I didn't know that you could speak Ancient Mayan.

Neither did I, I'm a genius! And in all seriousness; what the flying fuck was that? 

[Onno]

[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!

I didn't know that you could speak Ancient Mayan.

Neither did I, I'm a genius! And in all seriousness; what the flying fuck was that? 

Why are you asking me 

[DebraKadabra]

[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!

[TioJorge]

Hey dooders and doodettes, I am currently involved in a drunken stupor after a bottle of wine and some jack 'n coke, which I'm drinking right this vera;soiy/f

[Elite]

[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!

I think the first word is 'probably' and 'ordt' should mean 'worst'. I have no idea what I was saying with the second line

[TioJorge]

Hey guys I'm drunk and SHIT. ON A WEDDING NES DAY. WED THAT NES WITH THAT S. UH. DO IT. YEAH.

[black_biff_stadler]

Maybe I'll order that 72-pin connector I've been wanting to replace on my NES

[black_biff_stadler]

Today's haul from my trip to Total Wine:



From left to right:


Great Divide Titan IPA

Smuttynose Robust Porter

Dogfish Head Aprihop IPA

New Belgium Rampant Imperial IPA

Great Divide Old Ruffian Barley Wine

Lindemans Framboise Lambic

Red Brick Smoked Vanilla Gorilla Porter

New Belgium Ranger IPA

Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous Black Ale

[Elite]

luckily my fvaourite thread is ni the front age, that way I don't ahbe to serach fo it lie I usually do. 4 hours of slepe, big thing tomorrow.

Lets go!

goodngith dtfQ!

[TioJorge]

I'm drunk and I hate everything that exists./

[black_biff_stadler]

Except cuddling with me.

[MajorMatt]

Reportin' for duty!

[bout to crash]

oh hayyyy

[Dark Castle]

So I was going to do a nother picture of this nature, wehn I realize,d "FUck, I'm druijknm and this is probably ont a good iea."
SI"M sure some of you remeber this heheheheh
edit: I can't stop drawing boobs.

[jingle.boy]

I thought the last one was Moving Pictures?

[Dark Castle]

Nah, that was the test shot with boxers still intact

[black_biff_stadler]

Do one with Death Magnetic with your dick poking through the casket cutout.

[MajorMatt]

Good morning, 5am here. A few pints down the local ended up in me having my fair share of my favorite drink straight from Austria:

80% nomnomnom

[BlackInk]

Drunk like a mutherfucking asshole, 355 days since the girl left, angry as shit at everything ever, not a good night, feel like shit. Probably need help because of ridiculous teen drama bullshit.