DTF: The Movie

[jammindude]

With a smallish cameo appearance by...

Kate Winslet as DebraKadabra, the plucky gal always armed with an emote and a heart of gold.
(picture to be added later, as I'm at work presently)

Well...my *favorite* pic of her is, of course, something I can't post here.   

But this one is right up there, though...

[DebraKadabra]

Heh - some of my favorite ones I can't post either *wink wink nudge nudge*

LOVE the one you posted up though, and she still has the red hair too!

[jammindude]

Heh - some of my favorite ones I can't post either *wink wink nudge nudge*

LOVE the one you posted up though, and she still has the red hair too!

She DOES???   

The most recent pics I've seen...she's gone blonde.   On most people that looks good...but it makes her look older for some reason.  I don't like it.

[DebraKadabra]

Oops - I worded that wrong:  the pic was taken while she still HAD the red hair.  She's most definitely blonde and has been for a good while, I just think she makes a stunning redhead - so, I disagree obviously.

[jammindude]

Oops - I worded that wrong:  the pic was taken while she still HAD the red hair.  She's most definitely blonde and has been for a good while, I just think she makes a stunning redhead - so, I disagree obviously.

No...I think you agree.   I think the *BLONDE* makes her look older and I don't like the BLONDE.   She was always a redhead in my mind.  STUNNING is the perfect word.

[wasteland]

She has a more mature look with the blond hair. I dig it. 

[DebraKadabra]

No...I think you agree.   I think the *BLONDE* makes her look older and I don't like the BLONDE.   She was always a redhead in my mind.  STUNNING is the perfect word.

Heh.  Derp moment.

She has a more mature look with the blond hair. I dig it. 

I agree with The Dude - I think the blonde makes her look older and accentuates that (which is kind of a shame, as she's about 5 years younger than me). 

Oh - I really dug all of her hair color changes in Eternal Sunshine too, but the deep red (during the Jim Carrey as a baby scenes) was PERFECT.

[ariich]

I'm really intrigued as to who you guys would cast for me. I've been told people I look like in the past, but I can't remember any of them.

Sacha Baron Cohen as ariich, one half of a pair of comic relief villains with British accents.

His partner in crime, presumably, being...





The great robwebster, portrayed on screen by best-selling singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran.

[Sketchy]

Holy balls, rob. You look just like my friend Andy, so much so that your posts are now mentally in his voice for me. It's terrifying.

[wasteland]

I originally thought Simon Pegg would be able to pull out rob. But I agree that this guy you posted is much more resembling.

[wolfking]

Fucking great thread. 

[robwebster]

The great robwebster, portrayed on screen by best-selling singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran.

Sacha Baron Cohen and Ed Sheeran - it's the comedy partnership everyone's been waiting for!

(Also - how on earth did you find that?! No issue with it, just thought it'd disappeared a long time ago.)

[MoraWintersoul]

*chimes in to say she thinks Rob is Britishly cute. Carry on*

[Orbert]

SCENE 23

Noon.  A busy restaurant in Chinatown.  Servers are pushing carts of food around, shouting things in Chinese, presumably the contents of their carts.  Adami, Jingle Boy, and Jay Octavarium are eating Dim Sum.

ADAMI:  I don't know what the hell is going on anymore.  Does anyone know what the hell is going on?
JINGLE BOY:  What do you mean?
ADAMI:  I mean it seems like nothing makes sense.  It's like we're all characters in a movie without any plot.  One of those bad B movies that's just an excuse to have a bunch of people all in it, but with nothing like a coherent story.
JINGLE BOY:  That's pretty meta.
JAY OCTAVARIUM:  But that's how life is sometimes.  Everybody has their own thing, and sometimes paths cross.
ADAMI:  Yeah, but for no reason?  Suddenly a bunch of people just end up together doing things?  Like that whole thing with the pajama party.  A bunch of girls hanging around in skimpy little nighties, guys hanging around outside the windows hoping to catch a glimpse of something...
JAY OCTAVARIUM:  Man, that one was pretty hot.
ADAMI:  The British one?
JAY OCTAVARIUM:  Well her too, yeah, but...
ADAMI:  The redhead?
JAY OCTAVARIUM:  Would you let me...
ADAMI:  The Serbian?
JAY OCTAVARIUM:  She's not chubby!
ADAMI:  What?
JINGLE BOY:  What?
ADAMI:  Sorry, I was thinking of something else.

A server stops by with a cart.  He has long hair and impressive facial hair.  He is the only male server in the restaurant.

ADAMI points at one of the items on the cart.  The Asian Man picks it up and sets it on the table.  He says something in Chinese, just so that he'll have a speaking role and be paid scale for his appearance, but he's not important enough for us to know his name.

JINGLE BOY points at something, and Asian Man sets it on the table as well.  Asian Man looks at JINGLE BOY critically, and seems to recognize him.  On the cart, hidden between the stacks of bamboo steamers, is a knife.  He reaches for it...

[Zydar]

[lonestar]

Is that with extra butter, love that movie theater butter!!!

[Zydar]

Is that with extra butter, love that movie theater butter!!!

You know it

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Extra artificial butter flavored grease.

[MoraWintersoul]

This is going to go on forever, isn't it?

[Orbert]

It is, and we'll only catch glimpses of it here and there.  Like fading in and out of consciousness, or remembering fleeting moments of a dream.

[?]

This is going to go on forever, isn't it?

It won't be over until each and every DTF member has been introduced - even those who have never actually posted anything or been here for years!

[BlobVanDam]

Bobcat Goldthwait as clinks63

[Elite]

I dare anyone to cast me. Good luck.

[Cedar redaC]

I dare anyone to cast me. Good luck.

[Cyclopssss]

You guys realise that someone will HAVE to write scene 1, don't you? Or else this ain't gonna make sense.....waitaminute.... 

[lonestar]

I got an idea for scene one,but I'm on the move now.

[ddtonfire]

Hey! Someone said clinks! Clinks!!!! We love clinks!!!

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I was actually sitting here thinking earlier "clinks has to get worked into this somehow".

[BlobVanDam]

I was actually sitting here thinking earlier "clinks has to get worked into this somehow".

He will only appear in the opening scene, and then he's never seen again.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

In that case, I'd envision him as some sort of a rock star or or actor or something, such that when he gets off the plane and walks through the airport, he's absolutely mobbed with people.

[PuffyPat]

I envision the first scene being kind of like the open for Reservoir Dogs. Some guys sitting around a table during or after breakfast, chatting, and getting ready for something big. I started writing a little bit, but it's not really that great. I was never very good at writing dialogue, and I'm still not any better.

[Orbert]

SCENE 23, CONTINUED

As he reaches for the knife with one hand, Asian Man lifts the lid of the bamboo steamer he has placed in front of Jingle Boy with his other hand.  It is an order of Sticky Rice, wrapped traditionally in a banana leaf and tied with a string.  With an almost imperceptible motion, he cuts the string with the tip of the knife.  The Sticky Rice "relaxes" and so does Jingle Boy.

Suddenly, there is a loud crashing sound elsewhere in the restaurant.  Sir Guitar Cozmo, attempting to navigate the busy restaurant while wearing shades (and his Strat), has stumbled into a food cart, knocking it over.

Darklord Lalinc, seated at a nearby table, rises to see what has happened, and so do a dozen beautiful women who are seated with him.  Darklord Lalinc glances at them with a stern look, and the women all sit back down obediently.  Darklord Lalinc also sits back down, and they continue with their meal.

SIR GUITAR COZMO (observing the mess he has made):  Whoa.

The server who was pushing the cart quickly rights the cart and begins scooping the food back into the bamboo steamers and stacking them back on the cart.  Soon, everything is off the floor and back on the cart, and she continues her rounds as though nothing has happened.

SIR GUITAR COZMO (watching the entire thing):  Whoa.

[alirocker08]

I think the plot should revolve around the disappearance of Indiscipline. Just sayin'.

[hefdaddy42]

OMG WE FORGOT ABOUT VLASTO

[bout to crash]

lol plot

edit: oh shit.. who will be vlasto??