Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

[jingle.boy]

Buttons

Winner... every time I envision a buddy of mine calling me "Buttons", I start envisioning how I'm gonna sucker punch him.

[lonestar]

Hehe, it was actually a nickname I used for a salad cook I worked with. He had the same reaction.



I'll post something when I get home from work.

[masterthes]

I just had an Animaniacs flashback

[lonestar]

I just had an Animaniacs flashback

That's where the nickname initially came from, the dog...."silly buttons...."



OK, the scene....

Strange/inappropriate things to say when the priest feeds you the host (that wafer at communion that represents the body of christ)

[gmillerdrake]

This is cooked medium rare....right?

This isn't the a$$ or balls is it?

Could I get a couple more of those....I had a long...fun...weekend in Vegas.

[TempusVox]

"The body of Christ... Less filling, but tastes great."

[JayOctavarium]

-slaps out of hand-

bitch bring me a sandwich

[jingle.boy]

Is this Kosher?

[gmillerdrake]

Ughhhh.....I got a toenail.....

[King Postwhore]

You look like the boy that opened his mouth for me last night.

[TempusVox]

Wait Padre...this is a dried nipple!

[gmillerdrake]

You look like the boy that opened his mouth for me last night.

   Disturbing. Very disturbing. 

[gmillerdrake]

That hit the spot! How about a bit of John the Baptist for dessert?

[King Postwhore]

You look like the boy that opened his mouth for me last night.

   Disturbing. Very disturbing. 

But wait!



Is all your other orifices as good looking as this one?

[Prog Snob]

Betcha can't eat just one

[King Postwhore]

If you can burp the alphabet I'll give you another one.

[Lucien]

Tastes like chicken. OH MY GOD JESUS WAS A CHICKEN

[JayOctavarium]

Tastes like chicken. OH MY GOD JESUS WAS A CHICKEN

[TempusVox]

"Father is it a sin to have sex before you take communion?"

"Only if you block the aisle."

[Jaffa]

"No thanks.  Got any Satan cakes?"

[BlobVanDam]

Is this gluten free? I can't digest Jesus unless he's gluten free!

I hope the Kool-aid man brings in the wine.

What part of christ's body is this? I'm not eating it if it's the weiner.

Hey Father, how about later we get together and you can put my body in your mouth instead.

I have a terrible bug, so this is going through me today.

[TempusVox]

Sure why not? I'm so hungry I'd eat just about anything right now.

[TempusVox]

I don't really know who Jesus is, but somebody mentioned wine, and then we all stood up, so I thought "what the fuck ?"

[TempusVox]

Hey father, you ever play "front-hand, back-hand"?

[jingle.boy]

Hey, Father ... Wanna speed this up a bit?  The 9rs are kicking off in 30 minutes.

[Prog Snob]

"No thanks.  Got any Satan cakes?"

[King Postwhore]

Father,  boxers or briefs under the robe?

[jingle.boy]

Father, there's a couple of things about our Lord and Saviour that I hope you can clear up for me.  Was his middle name really "Horatio", and why did he tap dance so much?

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

...this is my body, which is broken for you: this do in remembrance of me...

So Jesus really was a cracka...

[BlobVanDam]

Oh yeah, I want Jesus in and around my mouth then I'm going to swallow all of it.

[lonestar]

Hey, Father ... Wanna speed this up a bit?  The 9rs are kicking off in 30 minutes.

Playing up to my affections, close, but Blob nailed this one...

Is this gluten free? I can't digest Jesus unless he's gluten free!

I hope the Kool-aid man brings in the wine.

Pick one, they were both brilliant. Your up animator....

[BlobVanDam]

Thanks chef!

It doesn't look like you updated the standings after you won, so I added a point for you (someone correct me if that's wrong)

Standings
jingle.boy - 19
gmillerdrake - 16
lonestar - 13
kingshmegland - 8
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

New scene - Things you don't want to hear your surgeon/doctor say behind your back to another doctor.

[Prog Snob]

"Okay doc, he's all closed up and finished.  Wait...where does that go?"

[King Postwhore]

Hey is it me or does his ass look like a coin slot?

[jingle.boy]

Oh yeah, I do it all the time.  Anesthetic kills the gag reflex.