Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

El Contralmirante Temida (The Dreaded Rear Admiral) - "I AM CORNHOLIO!"

[jingle.boy]

Die Arie Ahh ... Would you like a glass of water?

[gmillerdrake]

Jumping Bean ..... You can't stop me, you can only hope to contain me

[lonestar]

Super Mex's trusty sidekick, Hot Sauce- "Not my yob jefe...."

[gmillerdrake]

Seniōr Michael......."I did all I could, it's not my fault"

[Podaar]

Justice Scalia -- "No my yob jefe..."

[CodyWanKenobi]

Dirty Sanchez.........."That'll cost you $50"

Dirty Sanchez takes it! 

[gmillerdrake]

Dirty Sanchez.........."That'll cost you $50"

Dirty Sanchez takes it! 

Woo Hoo Mr. Sanchez finally earns a 'W'......ha ha ha

Updated standings-

jingle.boy - 7
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
TempusVox -4
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
gmillerdrake - 2
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1


Excuse(s) you can't "perform" in bed.....

[jingle.boy]

"How do you expect me to sport wood right after a dirty sanchez?"

"Sorry, I just fapped."

When the Mrs finally agrees to role play, and shows wanting to be "driven" like Miss Daisy.

[gmillerdrake]

"How do you expect me to sport wood right after a dirty sanchez?"

.....unreal Chad...that is great!

[jonnybaxy]

Sorry, I just watched the 1 ton teen, there is not a chance in hell I'm getting this up.

[CodyWanKenobi]

Sorry, I've got... herpes.

(isn't that everyone's excuse?)

[Podaar]

I don't understand this round(?)   

[jingle.boy]

When your first offer of a 'menage' is from Patty and Selma Bouvier.

Husband:  What the hell honey?
Wife:  I thought you said yesterday this is what you wanted?
Husband:  No, I said I was looking forward to seeing my old pal Tom Boan.  His nick name is "Crusty"!

[King Postwhore]

But Honey I Shrunk The Kids is on TV!

[lonestar]

What's wrong? You're my wife, that's what's wrong...

[Podaar]

Oooo, as tempting as that sounds Hon, my secretary already raised a blister this afternoon. Sorry.

[gmillerdrake]

Bump for a few more submissions....

[Lolzeez]

DUDE! I'm 15!

[Onno]

DUDE! I'm 15!

That's a good one.

[gmillerdrake]

What's wrong? You're my wife, that's what's wrong...

This may be the only 'real' answer, DA Winna'



Chad, I wanted to give the homage to 'Rusty Trombone' but couldn't pull the trigger

[lonestar]

Thanks man!!!

Updated standings-

jingle.boy - 7
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
TempusVox -4
lonestar- 4
Scorpion - 3
gmillerdrake - 2
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1



Things a dog will say after sniffing another dog's butt...

[JayOctavarium]

You're humans fed you taco meat last night?

[jingle.boy]

Three Mexicans in a Toyota were just here, weren't they?

[gmillerdrake]

Whew.....it smells and looks like Mr. Hudson got whiskey drunk again last night, huh?

[Lolzeez]

Woof woof. Arf. Woof.

[CodyWanKenobi]

Enchiladas? You must have been in Mexican Man's trash last night, huh?

[jonnybaxy]

Holy shit... I CAN TALK!

[gmillerdrake]

Why Fido...that's a really cool new black and white tattoo....

[King Postwhore]

That reminds me.  Honey!  We need to buy toilet paper!  We're almost out!

[jingle.boy]

Oh geez dude, really!?!?!  Wilnot's are the worst.  Squeeze a little more next time, will ya?

[gmillerdrake]

I'm telling you man I have a nose for these things and you my friend have Distemper.

[jingle.boy]

Got a little dysentery, do ya?  I think I also saw a pocket watch up there.

[gmillerdrake]

Why the hell is there two inches of a beaded necklace hanging out of your bunghole?

[lonestar]

Whew.....it smells and looks like Mr. Hudson got whiskey drunk again last night, huh?

Yeah, "whiskey drunk" won it hands down. You're up man...