Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

[jingle.boy]

I think I'm most disturbed that you recognized her instantly!

I'm not sure how to feel about you knowing that I was correct--almost instantly. But, I'm feeling a little stirring...you know...down there. *nods suggestively*

I was only assuming you knew you were correct.  As for that stirring...

[Podaar]

  You look just like George Costanza

[lonestar]

Edit, my bad...

[CodyWanKenobi]

Yeah!

Stack Rankings
jingle.boy - 7
kingshmegland - 5
TempusVox -4
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
TheLordOfTheStrings- 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1


Bad times to break into song...

GO!

[lonestar]

"MOOOOOOOOOOOON RIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[jingle.boy]

"MOOOOOOOOOOOON RIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ya ever do time doc?   

TSA Official:  Sir, I'm just going to reach under your belt.
Me:  Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, now touch me babe!


Mr. Johnson, I understand you've prepared your own vows?
Too all the girls I've loved before....


Oh yeah honey, right there!  Don't stop.
Oooooh-oooh that smell!  Can't you smell that smell???   

[Podaar]

Standing at the urinal in the stadium toilet. "OOOOOOOOoooooh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!"

[King Postwhore]

When a police officer asked for your license and reregistration.

[gmillerdrake]

Break into 'Jessie's Girl' while shagging your wife.....

Break into 'You Down with O.P.P' while shagging your neighbors wife....

[TempusVox]

At a Red Cross Flood Shelter..."If it keeps on rainin', the levee's gonna break..."

[CodyWanKenobi]

Not many responses, but that's okay cause we have a winner!

Break into 'Jessie's Girl' while shagging your wife.....

Da winnah!

[gmillerdrake]

Not many responses, but that's okay cause we have a winner!

Break into 'Jessie's Girl' while shagging your wife.....

Da winnah!

Sweet...   I was beginning to think I'd never get on the board....


Stack Rankings

jingle.boy - 7
kingshmegland - 5
TempusVox -4
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
TheLordOfTheStrings- 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
gmillerdrake - 1
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1


        Akward or Unusual Sex Education Advice to give to your kids as they mature into adoloesence....

      .. Engage

[Podaar]

"Stay off the Interstate."

"Your pecker is too small Son. If your ever going to please someone you're going to need to use your tongue effectively. Here, I'll show you."

"You only need to wear a rubber when it rains."

"A cork is just as effective!"

"You can practice on the pig." Which is usually followed by: "Hang on Son! She's headed for the rhubarb!"

[jingle.boy]

If you're gonna use apple pie, wait until it's cooled down a little.

Sweetheart, one day you'll find a lack of gag reflex will be a wonderful tool to get what you want.

Always remember son ... TWO in the pink; ONE in the stink.

Smell's like fish; tastes like chicken.

[BlobVanDam]

And remember, use the chloroform THEN pull down your pants. If you do it the other way around, you're getting 15 years.


Never ask for proof of age. It's called plausible deniability.


If it turns out she is pre-op, just pay her and leave quietly without making a scene.

[King Postwhore]

Remember son when climaxing write your name in Old English Text on her flat stomach.

[CodyWanKenobi]

"And above all else son, never forget... when the red river's a-flowin, always take the brown road home"

[jingle.boy]

Music on your first time?  Sure sweetie, nothing wrong with that.
Which song?  Doesn't really matter.
No, not that one... at least, not unless his name actually is "Jesse".

[TheSilentHam]

You say his name is Zydar?  I'm sorry, there is nothing I can say to prepare you.

[gmillerdrake]

"And above all else son, never forget... when the red river's a-flowin, always take the brown road home"

Every entry was funny....but this sounds more like some sort of perverted fortune cookie....this is the Winner!!!!

[CodyWanKenobi]

Stack Rankings

jingle.boy - 7
kingshmegland - 5
TempusVox -4
TheLordOfTheStrings - 4
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
gmillerdrake - 1
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

Rejected Kiss persona ideas.. (I.E. The Demon, The Fox, The Alien, The Rockstar, etc)

[jingle.boy]

The Fudgepacker

[King Postwhore]

The Wallet.

[masterthes]

The Jakalope

[King Postwhore]

Paul Lynde.

[masterthes]

The Priest

[gmillerdrake]

The Clap

[BlobVanDam]

The Ratt


The Monkey


The Beatle


The Drummer


The Black Guy

[gmillerdrake]

The Pastor

The Unic

The 'Stub'

[lonestar]

The DTFer

[CodyWanKenobi]

The Black Guy

Bahahahaha! This is hilarious! I can just picture the drummer up there with just a black painted face. 

You win.

[TempusVox]

The musician. 

[jingle.boy]

The Talent   

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I just missed it.  My submission would've been "The Jew".

The musician. 

The Talent   

This was a good Kiss album:

[BlobVanDam]

Thanks, TheLordOfTheStrings!

Updated standings-

jingle.boy - 7
kingshmegland - 5
TempusVox -4
TheLordOfTheStrings - 4
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
gmillerdrake - 1
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1


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