Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

[jingle.boy]

Bush was right!

Putin nominated for Ethics in Politics award.

[?]

Finnish people are the most social and positive in the world

Russia is the least corrupt country in the world

Hugh Syme creates a Dream Theater album cover DTF members are happy with

[jingle.boy]

Jingle.boy wins a Roulette!

The Leafs win the Cup!

Tate puts on an amazing show!

[masterthes]

North Korea shuts down all nuclear weapons

[gmillerdrake]

Firearms now illegal in Texas

Communism Proven to be a good idea

[Podaar]

Peter North appointed as next Pope.

Promises all new approach for baptisms.

And new elements for communion

Nuns vow to come en-mass to induction ceremony

[jingle.boy]

Peter North appointed as next Pope.

Promises all new approach for baptisms.

And new elements for communion

Nuns vow to come en-mass to induction ceremony

Ready to add pearls to their necklaces.

[Ruba]

Many good ones, hard to decide, but I chose this:

Putin nominated for Ethics in Politics award.

Chad, you're up!

[jingle.boy]

Sweet!  Can't buy a win over in the caption thread, but first to 10 over here. 

Standings:
jingle.boy - 10
lonestar - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
gmillerdrake - 4
TempusVox -4
Podaar - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
Ruba - 2
El Barto - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

Today's scene:  Teenager excuses for missing curfew.

[JayOctavarium]

I was at Starbucks, using their wifi, browsing DTF

[sueño]

"NOBODY knew what time it was!!!!!"   

[?]

"I encountered three Mexicans who were driving a Toyota..."

[masterthes]

"I encountered three Mexicans who were driving a Toyota..."

Totally ninja'd

I had a run in with somebody named Dirty Sanchez

[jonnybaxy]

I got a Cleaveland steamer 

[gmillerdrake]

I lost track of time because I was blowin' random strangers for crack money.

[jonnybaxy]

I was at zydars!

[CodyWanKenobi]

"Sorry, I had to run to the store to get some milk for my new born son".

[gmillerdrake]

Sorry Dad. I was on the way home when I noticed this trombone wedged between a gutter and bush. It was pretty rusty...so I really put some effort into buffing it...really started stroking it, sometimes with long strokes...some quick. I got a little bloody but that did t stop me I plunged on through until I could blow on that thing and wiggle my fingers until it made the most sensational sound.

[jingle.boy]

I was at zydars!

Zydar always hits the spot.  Winner!

[jonnybaxy]

Sorry guys, on holiday

Standings:
jingle.boy - 10
lonestar - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
gmillerdrake - 4
TempusVox - 4
Podaar - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
Ruba - 2
El Barto - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1
Jonnybaxy - 1

Worst thing to hear from your music teacher

[?]

"Rebecca Black is a better singer than you."

"You don't have the right tooooneeee!"

"Don't worry, maybe you'll get to join Limp Bizkit someday..."

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I like to play around with A minor.

[sueño]

I like to play around with A minor.

[jingle.boy]

Hi, new student.  My name is Hakan, but you can call me Zydar.  Lets start over hear on my couch.

[Podaar]

To hit that F#, you're going to need to twist your sack like this!

[CodyWanKenobi]

That sounded great! You could be the next Justin Bieber!!

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I like Nickelback.

[jingle.boy]

You start by grabbing both ends of the shaft tenderly.  Then lick both the top and bottom of the wood gently to get it all moist and glistening.  Finally, put your lips around it and blow slowly, but firmly.  The bassoon is the instrument of champions.

[Podaar]

You start by grabbing both ends of the shaft tenderly.  Then lick both the top and bottom of the wood gently to get it all moist and glistening.  Finally, put your lips around it and blow slowly, but firmly.  The bassoon is the instrument of champions.

I quivered.

[73109]

I like to play around with A minor.

So much win

[TempusVox]

With a lot more practice you could one day be as good as my best student... Tay Zonday.

[King Postwhore]

Let me help you loosen your vocal chords.

[masterthes]

i recieved all my training from three Mexicans in a Toyota

[gmillerdrake]

This may seem odd to you, but your lips seem perfectly suited to Play this rusty trombone.

I'd suggest we begin with a thorough lesson in the rhythm method.

It's a tough instrument that requires hours of late night practice, but the 'skin flute' is quite rewarding when stroked properly. Here.... Try mine.

[Lucien]

And here, we have this massive organ.

Mind if I take off that G string?