Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

[Podaar]

You're sitting too far away from the keyboard. Here, let me push your stool in for ya.

[gmillerdrake]

This one time, at band camp......

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

There's a reason they call us trombone players "Boners".

[Lucien]

You're sitting too far away from the keyboard. Here, let me push your stool in for ya.

What the shit

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Literally.

[Lucien]

Literally.

I assumed that.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Literally.

I assumed that.

Something you'd like to get off your chest?

[Podaar]

Literally.

I assumed that.

Something you'd like to get off your chest?

Obligatory steamer reference

[gmillerdrake]

No... No that was great Miss Baker. But I said "Why don't you try it in Falsetto.....not why don't you try fellatio".

[jonnybaxy]

This may seem odd to you, but your lips seem perfectly suited to Play this rusty trombone.

I'd suggest we begin with a thorough lesson in the rhythm method.

It's a tough instrument that requires hours of late night practice, but the 'skin flute' is quite rewarding when stroked properly. Here.... Try mine.

Winner! Skin flue made my laugh a lot 

[gmillerdrake]

This may seem odd to you, but your lips seem perfectly suited to Play this rusty trombone.

I'd suggest we begin with a thorough lesson in the rhythm method.

It's a tough instrument that requires hours of late night practice, but the 'skin flute' is quite rewarding when stroked properly. Here.... Try mine.

Winner! Skin flue made my laugh a lot 

Hey....thanks ! There were some great ones in that round



Standings:

jingle.boy - 10
gmillerdrake - 5
lonestar - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
TempusVox - 4
Podaar - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
Ruba - 2
El Barto - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1
Jonnybaxy - 1

New Scene....

Best excuse when getting caught watching your Sister In Law undress.....

[jingle.boy]

Whoops!  Sorry, was just looking for some cans.  Seems like I found 'em.

THIS ISN'T THE GARAGE!!!

Just like the old days, huh?

Guess I can scratch this off the ole bucket list.

David Backes dared me.

[Podaar]

I'm your brother-in-law's twin brother. Haha, that's funny that you thought I was him.

[masterthes]

I thought you were my wife. You two look so much alike. Except you have bigger boobs, and a way nicer ass

[gmillerdrake]

Bump for last minute entries. Will pic tonight when I arrive home from out of town.

[King Postwhore]

Man, I was just about to tell her never where white in the fall.

[TempusVox]

No...I guess that mole my wife has on her ass isn't hereditary after all. Thanks for helping me clear that up.

[gmillerdrake]

No...I guess that mole my wife has on her ass isn't hereditary after all. Thanks for helping me clear that up.

Winner.....nice one Mr. Vox.......

[TempusVox]

Thanks Sir Drake.....



Standings:

jingle.boy - 10
TempusVox - 5
gmillerdrake - 5
lonestar - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
Ruba - 2
El Barto - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1
Jonnybaxy - 1

The scene...  Things you shouldn't say during your drivers license road test.

[jingle.boy]

Hey, does my breath smell like your wife?

17th time is a charm, right?

Fuck, I really gotta move out from that pineapple under the sea!

Here, have a toke.

[King Postwhore]

Right on Red?!  Only if you're dead!

[CodyWanKenobi]

Do you mind if we stop at a liquor store real quick?

[King Postwhore]

My dad told me to pull my pants down when I drove stick.

[gmillerdrake]

By the way, you should know speed limit signs are just suggestions.

How about I parallel park this mother  then we hop in the back seat and you practice on my stick shift?

Do you think three hours is long enough for two shots of Jagermeister and a Long Island Ice tea to wear off?

[gmillerdrake]

Hey instructor....I don't know if you noticed but I inadvertently piggy backed on King and Strings ideas. That's gotta be worth someth........SQUIRREL!!!

[Jaffa]

Hey, does my breath smell like your wife?

Holy shit 

[CodyWanKenobi]

Hey, does my breath smell like your wife?

Holy shit 

Definitely hilarious, but what does that have to do with someone's driving lesson??

[Jaffa]

No idea.  I think that's a large part of why it made me laugh so much.

[CodyWanKenobi]

 

[JonnyM93]

Why the hell does this car have a third pedal???

[CodyWanKenobi]

 

[jingle.boy]

Oh thank god I got a chick.  I can't parallel park worth shit either.

[JonnyM93]

Could you hold the wheel for a sec?

-Pulls out phone and starts texting-

[King Postwhore]

I can crack this car up since my dad saved a lot with Geico!!

[jonnybaxy]

I hope you teach how to drive drunk....