Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

[King Postwhore]

I was going to post black-floyd but King done ninja'd.

[jonnybaxy]

I'm pretty sure that'll win but anyway....

Your grandparents playing naked twister.

A toaster.

[lonestar]

I was going to post black-floyd but King done ninja'd.

Plus there's nothing unusual about being aroused by Floyd, that boy's sexy as fuck.

[jingle.boy]

I was going to post black-floyd but King done ninja'd.

Plus there's nothing unusual about being aroused by Floyd, that boy's sexy as fuck.

Was thinking the same thing mah man.

[King Postwhore]

I was going to post black-floyd but King done ninja'd.

Plus there's nothing unusual about being aroused by Floyd, that boy's sexy as fuck.

Only if he's naked on a shag carpet holding my bourbon barreled Stout for me.

[JayOctavarium]

Chad's shiny head....

[Podaar]

A toaster.

Heavy Metal the movie reference? I think we should be told.

[Podaar]

Unusual things to be aroused by.

The dog humping your leg.

Your wife. My wife?

[jingle.boy]

Kotowboy

After this, everything else was just academic.  You're up King.

[BlobVanDam]

Damn, too late by a minute. Could have made it 2 from 2.

[King Postwhore]

SWEET!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 27
gmillerdrake - 22
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 11
Tempusvox - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Pet nicknames for Zydar's dead hookers.

[gmillerdrake]

Space ball One

[jingle.boy]

Six of Nine

5-finger snapper

Doug

[gmillerdrake]

Mom

Brown Star Billy

Soft Tonsil Stacy

Handy Manny

Chlamydia Jane

The Prostitute to Be Named Later

[lonestar]

Squishy

Floppy


Arghhowowowyayahhhhhhhhh

Bogart

Mayo

[jonnybaxy]

#71

#74

#69

[jingle.boy]

Mulva

Chastity

Mrs. Blob

[gmillerdrake]

A$$ Man

Stands With a Fist

Ripley

Poison Ivy

[King Postwhore]

The Prostitute to Be Named Later

This one caught my eye.  Winna!

[gmillerdrake]

Thank you your Majesty!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 27
gmillerdrake - 23
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 11
Tempusvox - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Next Scene:
  Odd/Strange etc. 'Themes' or Ideas to entertain The residents at an Old Folks Home.

[Jaffa]

A parade of Zydar's dead hookers. 

[lonestar]

Zamfir- Master of the Pan Flute

[jingle.boy]

Spot the artificial implant

Name that scar

Viagra roulette.

Hide and go seek my teeth

Whose colostomy bag is it anyway?

[gmillerdrake]

Spot the artificial implant

Name that scar

Viagra roulette.

Hide and go seek my teeth

Whose colostomy bag is it anyway?

Just an FYI for 'scenes' this round going forward.......the bar has been set, I want to watch any of these unfold and play out 

[JayOctavarium]

Playing Scenes from a Hat.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Grandma Does Dallas

[King Postwhore]

Who's Line Is It Anyway?  No Really!

Bobbin' For False Teeth.

Dial 911 for.......

[jonnybaxy]

Who's grandchild is it anyway?

[lonestar]

Ben Gay wrestling.

[gmillerdrake]

Ben Gay wrestling.

Master Chef RJ snatches the victory from the fingers of everyone's favorite Canadian Sir Chad with this last minute entry. Multiple connotations can be drawn from such a title.

You're up lonestar!

[lonestar]

Thanks Gary!!!

Think this is the first time I'm running both games.

Standings:

jingle.boy - 27
gmillerdrake - 23
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 11
Tempusvox - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1


Ok, let's take this one right to the gutter.

Next scene- Rejected Girl Scout Cookie sales pitches....

[MetalJunkie]

"Would you like to eat a brownie?"

[jingle.boy]

I'll discount two of the pink boxes, and one of the brown.

You gonna buy a case, or am I gonna have to post on your FB wall "thanks for being so gentle last night, when can we do it again?"

[Podaar]

"Do you know what Marsellus Wallace looks like?"

[jingle.boy]

Please Mister?  If I sell two more boxes, my mom says she can get some more "rock".

Your mouth says "no", but those hips of yours suggest otherwise.

They're perfect for when you got the munchies.