Dream Theater - New Single - ReGeneration : True?

[jonnybaxy]

I agree, I thibk its time for a chaaaayyyyaaaaaaaannnnggee

[Lucien]

Well, IF Re-generation is true... Here's my theory on it.

That man in the picture is Nicholas. (gasp)

The other one is the Hypnotherapist.

Re-generation: Those two come back to life - Metropolis Part 3.

[DebraKadabra]

She craves our erotic behaviour, and watch our every move.

You so punny.  You make me laugh long time.

Maybe someone should remember this thread for the DTF Awards later on. 

[Ħ]

I am lolling so hard at the Chicken Soup album speculations.

[Lolzeez]

Maybe someone should remember this thread for the DTF Awards later on. 

[DebraKadabra]

I am lolling so hard at the Chicken Soup album speculations.

No kidding.

[Mindflux]

I'd buy DT - Cx Soup.

[Implode]

Maybe someone should remember this thread for the DTF Awards later on. 

3 years on this forum and I still don't know what that emote means.

[Lolzeez]

LEGIT INFORMATION FROM JP'S FACEBOOK lies

"Hello dear fans,this is an important announcement that will be a huge surprise.You know,Chicken Soup has always been an important part of my life. I have always loved my mom's amazing chicken soup. But one day,I was poisoned. It was a very difficult month for my entire family and a huge challenge for me. I have decided to write a concept album about this incident. Ever since SFAM,I have been thinking about an album about my mom's chicken soup. So the band gathered around and we said to ourselves,If we want to make a good album,it has to be a first in the entire music industry. To begin with,we got some random kid to make our cover designs. The results were definitely crappy (in a good way). Cause now,we are going to change our trademark font to the amazingly horrid (in a good way) font by some random fan. He wants to be unnamed. You can call him the font guy. Anyways,I had to make little tweaks to make the storyline more interesting. The character is really addicted to chicken soup that he/she/it continues having more. In the end,he/she/it dies and experiences an amazing journey in another dimension. We also wanted to have a more jam oriented album. So,we added a shit ton of jams just to make the fans even happier. But there was a small problem. Our drummer,Mike Mangini wanted to leave after the album was completed. If we had known about this,we wouldn't have included his song "Apparently,Chicken Soup Is Bad". So,we had to hold auditions for a new drummer. And we wrote a song while the drummers were auditioning. Guest stars include,Kevin Moore wearing a spacesuit,Lars Ulrich,Steven Wilson's left hand and the new drummer. It is an epic song that's 24 hours long. I bet we will really enjoy playing it live. It will take ages for the new DVD so this will hopefully keep you on your feet for like 5 days."

-JP


PS:This is all a joke,don't take seriously. (KWahmett?)

[perfey]

 

[DebraKadabra]

LEGIT INFORMATION FROM JP'S FACEBOOK lies

"Hello dear fans,this is an important announcement that will be a huge surprise.You know,Chicken Soup has always been an important part of my life. I have always loved my mom's amazing chicken soup. But one day,I was poisoned. It was a very difficult month for my entire family and a huge challenge for me. I have decided to write a concept album about this incident. Ever since SFAM,I have been thinking about an album about my mom's chicken soup. So the band gathered around and we said to ourselves,If we want to make a good album,it has to be a first in the entire music industry. To begin with,we got some random kid to make our cover designs. The results were definitely crappy (in a good way). Cause now,we are going to change our trademark font to the amazingly horrid (in a good way) font by some random fan. He wants to be unnamed. You can call him the font guy. Anyways,I had to make little tweaks to make the storyline more interesting. The character is really addicted to chicken soup that he/she/it continues having more. In the end,he/she/it dies and experiences an amazing journey in another dimension. We also wanted to have a more jam oriented album. So,we added a shit ton of jams just to make the fans even happier. But there was a small problem. Our drummer,Mike Mangini wanted to leave after the album was completed. If we had known about this,we wouldn't have included his song "Apparently,Chicken Soup Is Bad". So,we had to hold auditions for a new drummer. And we wrote a song while the drummers were auditioning. Guest stars include,Kevin Moore wearing a spacesuit,Lars Ulrich,Steven Wilson's left hand and the new drummer. It is an epic song that's 24 hours long. I bet we will really enjoy playing it live. It will take ages for the new DVD so this will hopefully keep you on your feet for like 5 days."

-JP


PS:This is all a joke,don't take seriously. (KWahmett?)

I love you so much, Lolz.

[Lolzeez]

 

[WildeSilas]

Hilarious! I wrote a similar piece after the release of ADTOE and got banned. Still have a "watched" note on my profile that I can't seem to get removed.   

[Ruba]

LEGIT INFORMATION FROM JP'S FACEBOOK lies

"Hello dear fans,this is an important announcement that will be a huge surprise.You know,Chicken Soup has always been an important part of my life. I have always loved my mom's amazing chicken soup. But one day,I was poisoned. It was a very difficult month for my entire family and a huge challenge for me. I have decided to write a concept album about this incident. Ever since SFAM,I have been thinking about an album about my mom's chicken soup. So the band gathered around and we said to ourselves,If we want to make a good album,it has to be a first in the entire music industry. To begin with,we got some random kid to make our cover designs. The results were definitely crappy (in a good way). Cause now,we are going to change our trademark font to the amazingly horrid (in a good way) font by some random fan. He wants to be unnamed. You can call him the font guy. Anyways,I had to make little tweaks to make the storyline more interesting. The character is really addicted to chicken soup that he/she/it continues having more. In the end,he/she/it dies and experiences an amazing journey in another dimension. We also wanted to have a more jam oriented album. So,we added a shit ton of jams just to make the fans even happier. But there was a small problem. Our drummer,Mike Mangini wanted to leave after the album was completed. If we had known about this,we wouldn't have included his song "Apparently,Chicken Soup Is Bad". So,we had to hold auditions for a new drummer. And we wrote a song while the drummers were auditioning. Guest stars include,Kevin Moore wearing a spacesuit,Lars Ulrich,Steven Wilson's left hand and the new drummer. It is an epic song that's 24 hours long. I bet we will really enjoy playing it live. It will take ages for the new DVD so this will hopefully keep you on your feet for like 5 days."

-JP


PS:This is all a joke,don't take seriously. (KWahmett?)

Goddamnit, this is fun!

[hefdaddy42]

Hilarious! I wrote a similar piece after the release of ADTOE and got banned. Still have a "watched" note on my profile that I can't seem to get removed.   

That is because we are still watching you.

Watching you.

Watching you.


You.

[DebraKadabra]

 

[Big Hath]

they see your every move

[DebraKadabra]

 

[jammindude]

Hilarious! I wrote a similar piece after the release of ADTOE and got banned. Still have a "watched" note on my profile that I can't seem to get removed.   

That is because we are still watching you.

Watching you.

Watching you.


You.

[cramx3]

wow, I actually hope this is real now. 

[hefdaddy42]

Hilarious! I wrote a similar piece after the release of ADTOE and got banned. Still have a "watched" note on my profile that I can't seem to get removed.   

That is because we are still watching you.

Watching you.

Watching you.


You.

I was starting to lose my faith in DTF.  Thank you, jd.

[DebraKadabra]

Hilarious! I wrote a similar piece after the release of ADTOE and got banned. Still have a "watched" note on my profile that I can't seem to get removed.   

That is because we are still watching you.

Watching you.

Watching you.


You.

Well done.

[Big Hath]

Hilarious! I wrote a similar piece after the release of ADTOE and got banned. Still have a "watched" note on my profile that I can't seem to get removed.   

That is because we are still watching you.

Watching you.

Watching you.


You.

I was starting to lose my faith in DTF.  Thank you, jd.

I suppose you missed this:

they see your every move

[The King in Crimson]

they see your every move

Through her private eyes?

[DebraKadabra]

 

[ZirconBlue]

they see your every move

Through her private eyes?

She has eyes in her privates?

[GasparXR]

they see your every move

Through her private eyes?

She has eyes in her privates?

Edward was applying eyedrops during Home.

[wolfking]

  Private Eyes for the win, such a great song.



I want DT13 to open with a cover of Private Eyes! 

[The King in Crimson]

they see your every move

Through her private eyes?

She has eyes in her privates?

Private eyes are wanking you!

[DebraKadabra]

they see your every move

Through her private eyes?

She has eyes in her privates?

Edward was applying eyedrops during Home.

[Ħ]

LEGIT INFORMATION FROM JP'S FACEBOOK lies

"Hello dear fans,this is an important announcement that will be a huge surprise.You know,Chicken Soup has always been an important part of my life. I have always loved my mom's amazing chicken soup. But one day,I was poisoned. It was a very difficult month for my entire family and a huge challenge for me. I have decided to write a concept album about this incident. Ever since SFAM,I have been thinking about an album about my mom's chicken soup. So the band gathered around and we said to ourselves,If we want to make a good album,it has to be a first in the entire music industry. To begin with,we got some random kid to make our cover designs. The results were definitely crappy (in a good way). Cause now,we are going to change our trademark font to the amazingly horrid (in a good way) font by some random fan. He wants to be unnamed. You can call him the font guy. Anyways,I had to make little tweaks to make the storyline more interesting. The character is really addicted to chicken soup that he/she/it continues having more. In the end,he/she/it dies and experiences an amazing journey in another dimension. We also wanted to have a more jam oriented album. So,we added a shit ton of jams just to make the fans even happier. But there was a small problem. Our drummer,Mike Mangini wanted to leave after the album was completed. If we had known about this,we wouldn't have included his song "Apparently,Chicken Soup Is Bad". So,we had to hold auditions for a new drummer. And we wrote a song while the drummers were auditioning. Guest stars include,Kevin Moore wearing a spacesuit,Lars Ulrich,Steven Wilson's left hand and the new drummer. It is an epic song that's 24 hours long. I bet we will really enjoy playing it live. It will take ages for the new DVD so this will hopefully keep you on your feet for like 5 days."

-JP

Posted from his iPhone.

[Lolzeez]

 

[DebraKadabra]