Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners

[TheGreatPretender]

Pretty self-explanatory. But do add the actor/character name and movie.

I'll start with:

"No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm trying to order pizza!?"
-John McClane, Die Hard

[Zook]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it" - Dutch, Predator

[carl320]

"Hail to the king, baby." - Ash, Army of Darkness

[KevShmev]

"I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon." -Albert Gibson, True Lies

[lonestar]

"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - George Nada, They Live

[TioJorge]

"Guahauha eeyuha oooayaya. Ey Dada booda. Beedaba." - Sylvester Stalone, Every Movie He's In

"Put thyself in that helicopter over yonder" Arnold Schwarzenegger, A movie about a guy getting into a helicopter

"Puny god..." The Hulk, Superhero Action Porn Bonanza

[bout to crash]

"Let's kick some ice!"

-Mr. Freeze, Batman & Robin

(tbc...)

[DebraKadabra]

"I'd buy that for a dollar!" - Bixby Snyder, Robocop

[Ben_Jamin]

"You are next"
   
              - Chong Li, Bloodsport

[lonestar]

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison."- Jimmy, Roadhouse

[MetalJunkie]

"I'm gettin' too old for this shit."

Roger Murtaugh, Lethal Weapon.

[TheGreatPretender]

Loving it so far. Lots of classic ones I'd forgotten about.

"I'll be too busy lookin' good!"
-Williams, Enter The Dragon

[MetalJunkie]

"I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon." -Albert Gibson, True Lies

I swear this is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard in a movie. His delivery is so damn perfect I will laugh out loud literally every time I hear it.

Also, I figure it's kind of cheating if we don't include a quote with our discussion posts.

"Iced that one... to cone a phrase" - Jack Slater, Last Action Hero

[TheGreatPretender]

"Iced that one... to cone a phrase" - Jack Slater, Last Action Hero

Ah, that reminds me...

"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers."
-Also Jack Slater

[slycordinator]

From Commando:

Cooke: Fuck you, asshole.
(pulls trigger, clicks empty)

Matrix: Fuck YOU, asshole

[KevShmev]

"I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon." -Albert Gibson, True Lies

I swear this is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard in a movie. His delivery is so damn perfect I will laugh out loud literally every time I hear it.

Same here.  As lame as Tom Arnold is in general, he was perfect in that role.  So many great lines.

"What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?" -Albert Gibson, True Lies

[TheGreatPretender]

"I know Kung Fu."
Neo, The Matrix

[WDADU]

"I'll be back"

The Terminator
The Terminator

[gmillerdrake]

"That son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama Black tick"
     - Blain, Predator

[Snow_Dog]

We're not done with Blain yet.

"I ain't got time to bleed"

- Blain, Predator

[gmillerdrake]

We're not done with Blain yet.

"I ain't got time to bleed"

- Blain, Predator

And....
"This stuff will make you a God da#n sexual tyrannosaurus...just like me."

Blain,  Predator

[gmillerdrake]

And now a few from one of the single greatest characters....from IMO one of the greater suspense, thrillers......Hudson from the movie ALIENS:

"They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls."

Ripley: Well, somebody's gonna have to go out there. Take a portable terminal, go out there and patch in manually.
Hudson: Oh yeah, sure! With those things runnin' around? You can count me out.
Hicks: Yeah I guess we can just count you out of everything, Hudson
Bishop: [speaking under Hicks] I'll go.
Hudson: That's right, man.
Bishop: I'll go.
Hudson: Hey, why don't you go, man!
Bishop: [more loudly] I'll go.
Ripley: What?
Bishop: I'll go. I mean, I'm the only one qualified to remote-pilot the ship anyway.
Hudson: Yeah right, man, Bishop should go.
Hudson: Good idea!

"I say we grease this rat-fuck son-of-a-bitch right now"

"What do you mean, "*They* cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals! "

"Yeah man, but it's a dry heat! "

"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal! "

Probably one of the funnier exchanges:

Ripley: How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
Hicks: [pause] Seventeen days.
Hudson: Seventeen *days?* Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen *hours!* Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...
Ripley: Hudson!
Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA GET US!
Ripley: Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
Ripley: Right?
Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?  

" Man, this is a big fuckin' signal. "

[rumborak]

Bubbles!! Bubbles, bubbles. - Finding Nemo

[Ħ]

Loki: "An ant has no quarrel with a boot."
Nick Fury: "Are you planning to step on us?"

[gmillerdrake]

"You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it."   John Spartan, Demolition Man

[YtseBitsySpider]

"You should not drink and bake"

shwarzanegger - Raw Deal

[jingle.boy]

You're entrance was good. His was better --- The Riddler; Batman Returns.


Tombstone:

Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed? --- Wyatt Earp

You tell him I'm coming! And hell's coming with me!  --- Wyatt Earp

You're so drunk, you couldn't hit nothin.' In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc: I have two guns; one for each of ya --- Doc Holiday

It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.  --- Doc Holliday

It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest!  -- Doc Holliday

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

"Fucker!" - Albert Gibson, True Lies

[hefdaddy42]

I would like to point out that we will never reach 100 pages if you people keep making posts with multiple times.

[bout to crash]

Yeah, I was gonna say that

[rumborak]

Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!! - Kirk

Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!! - Spock

[Ħ]

"Look's like there's gonna be a cleanup on Aisle 5."
-Agent Michael Scarn

[Chino]

"But I'm taller" - Speed

[Elite]

"Yippee kai-yay, motherfucker."

- John McClane (Bruce Willis), Die Hard

[DebraKadabra]

"Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great, man.  Now what the fuck are we supposed to do?  We're in some real pretty shit now man... " - Hudson, Aliens