Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films

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rumborak

#105
May 29, 2013, 10:34:55 AM
Spock: "Trick or Treat? I don't understand the reference."
Kirk: "An Earth custom. You'd be a natural. Maybe I'll explain it to you later."

jingle.boy

#106
May 29, 2013, 10:44:34 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 20, 2013, 01:09:49 PM
Nice beaver!!! -- Frank Drebin; The Naked Gun

It's an all time classic.  Of course it was posted.

:shirley:
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Dream Team

#107
May 29, 2013, 12:31:33 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 29, 2013, 10:44:34 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 20, 2013, 01:09:49 PM
Nice beaver!!! -- Frank Drebin; The Naked Gun

It's an all time classic.  Of course it was posted.

:shirley:

Yeah, sorry. IMO the funniest movie ever.

TheGreatPretender

#108
May 30, 2013, 01:17:05 AM
"Do you want anything from the shop?"
"Cornetto."

Shaun and Ed, Shaun of the Dead

or

Danny and Nick, Hot Fuzz

Rattlehead

#109
May 31, 2013, 10:57:39 AM
"You've got red on you..."

Shaun of the Dead

TheGreatPretender

#110
May 31, 2013, 09:55:17 PM
"It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours, because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Can you see why I'm so fucking angry!?"
-Pete, Shaun of the Dead

hefdaddy42

#111
June 01, 2013, 08:06:56 AM
Larry Wilson: Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit!

- Weekend At Bernie's
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

Tick

#112
June 01, 2013, 08:12:18 AM
Lucky Day(3 Amigo's) - "I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!"

hefdaddy42

#113
June 01, 2013, 11:28:02 AM
Conspiracy Brother: Jesus Christ: black man. Babe Ruth: black man. Madonna:... slept with black men.

- Undercover Brother
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

TheGreatPretender

#114
June 03, 2013, 01:41:44 AM
"No way... WE LANDED ON THE MOON!"
-Lloyd, Dumb & Dumber

Phoenix87x

#115
June 03, 2013, 03:05:59 AM
"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot"


Clerks

Podaar

#116
June 03, 2013, 09:28:07 AM
"Excuse me. [whisper]Your balls are showing[/whisper]. Bubblebee tuna." Ace; Ace Venutra 2

Phoenix87x

#117
June 06, 2013, 04:34:34 PM
"do you have a kiss for daddy?"

   -Farris Bueller's day off

KevShmev

#118
June 06, 2013, 04:39:32 PM
"Besides, what's she gonna do, walk to Dublin?!" - Jackie, Waking Ned Devine

King Postwhore

#119
June 06, 2013, 04:47:10 PM
Reggie Dunlop: Oh you cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are retards!

McGrath: I got a good deal on those boys. The scouts said they showed a lot of promise.

Reggie Dunlop: They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

McGrath: Well, I'd rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves

Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the market and you gotta buy it!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Kotowboy

#120
June 06, 2013, 05:59:20 PM
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on May 31, 2013, 09:55:17 PM
"It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours, because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Can you see why I'm so fucking angry!?"
-Pete, Shaun of the Dead

Fuck Yeah !

Kotowboy

#121
June 06, 2013, 06:00:23 PM
Your Dad has appointed himself Judge, Jury and Executioner ! - Nicholas Angel.

He's NOT Judge Judy and Executioner ! - Danny Butterman.

Hot Fuzz
Edgar Wright 2008

jingle.boy

#122
June 06, 2013, 06:01:42 PM
Son of a ... That's gonna leave a mark.  -- Tommy; Tommy Boy
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Kotowboy

#123
June 06, 2013, 06:04:50 PM
Not from a film but I thought of a funny line to have in a spoof action film.

" You better watch your back...Coz next time?..There wont BE a next time NEXT time. "

Made me laugh anyways :lol

King Postwhore

#124
June 06, 2013, 06:54:24 PM
Mick Shrimpton --  I used to say "sex, drugs, and rock and roll." As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without rock and roll.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

sueño

#125
July 01, 2013, 03:33:06 PM
Was just watching some Marx Brothers last night:

"You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you."
 - Groucho in Animal Crackers

:rollin :rollin
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