DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"

[Hyperplex]

Not a single email in my inbox this morning. I have one thing on my to-do list. Wake me up at 5.

[King Postwhore]

That's a good thing!

Kotowboy, same with me.  Right now I need to put peroxide in my left ear.

[jingle.boy]

That is some dirty pool. That's like taking a Marchand spear in the nuts.

Just be thankful I was on my mobile, and couldn't copy the link directly to the chorus!

[hefdaddy42]

Morning, folks.

[Hyperplex]

Rainy and foggy here. This week has drained me and it's only Thursday.

[King Postwhore]

Another rainy day here in the 40's though by next Tuesday it will be 70. Yay!!!!!

[cramx3]

Oh man the rain and traffic is so damn annoying.  However, what saved my terrible commute this morning was the asshole in the mini van flashing people and almost crashing into me.  Normally that wouldn't make me happy, but I got it all on video thanks to my new adjustable tri-pod mount I wrapped around my rearview mirror for holding my phone (and works great as a dashcam too).  So I think him driving like an asshole with my live commentary and some edits, I have a fun youtube video in the making 

[jjrock88]

The weather has been really nice here in the Peg the last week and getting even nicer for the weekend

[Hyperplex]

It's pouring right now, but it's not a bothersome rain. I kinda like it, though I would still prefer sunshine.

[ReaperKK]

Half the work day is done, however the time between 1 & 5 feels he longests.

[cramx3]

Half the work day is done, however the time between 1 & 5 feels he longests.

Yup it always done.  The mornings always go faster than the afternoons for me.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Is it just me or does prosciutto smell and taste like feet?

[Kotowboy]

Half the work day is done, however the time between 1 & 5 feels he longests.

Yup it always done.  The mornings always go faster than the afternoons for me.

I work from 10 am to 4pm now it's getting busy again...

10-12 goes quite slow but once I get to 12 the next 4 hours go really quickly.

[ReaperKK]

Is it just me or does prosciutto smell and taste like feet?

Gotta disagree with you there Coz

[cramx3]

Is it just me or does prosciutto smell and taste like feet?

Gotta disagree with you there Coz

Im disagreeing as well, prosciutto is pretty awesome.  But I am italian and maybe biased.

[Chino]

Is it just me or does prosciutto smell and taste like feet?

Gotta disagree with you there Coz

Im disagreeing as well, prosciutto is pretty awesome.  But I am italian and maybe biased.

I like prosciutto, but only the fake American versions. The stuff imported from Italy is nothing but $23/lb of garbage. I really don't like how the authentic stuff tastes.

[cramx3]

I also can't do a lot of it at once, only small amounts.  Like a small sandwich or eating a small amount of it with antipasta. 

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

No, it's definitely feet.  Perfume-y feet.

Whenever Mrs. C. has a work function with food, she often brings home leftovers that I take for lunch the next day.  She brought home half an Italian sub from a local place.  It has a generous layering of capicola, genoa salami, pepperoni, prosciutto, sopressata, and asiago cheese, as well as all the bread, lettuce, tomato, onion, etc.  I can taste the prosciutto overpowering everything. and there isn't any more of it than there is anything else.

[cramx3]

Is this just one example?  Maybe it's some bad meat, or that brand of it is pure shit.  That's definitely not my experience with prosciutto.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

They use Boar's Head meats and cheeses.  I've definitely noticed this to be the case ANY time I've come even close to prosciutto.

[jingle.boy]

Is it just me or does prosciutto smell and taste like feet?

https://youtu.be/gYeCSArNcr4?t=119

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Lol, I knew before I clicked what it was gonna be.  Classic scene. 

[jingle.boy]

Lol, I knew before I clicked what it was gonna be.  Classic scene. 

One of my favorites.  Custard - good; jam - good; meat - goooood.

[Kotowboy]

"Why dont you drink dave?"

I choose not to?

"but it's a proper laugh m8"

Oh like crashing your car TWICE whilst drink driving ? And getting evicted from your house because you didn't pay rent and instead spent it all on

booze and the landlord finding 300 bottles scattered all around the house and in the garden ?

Fun fun fun.

[cramx3]

Well there certainly is a whole lot in the middle of abstinence and abuse.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

You recognize, of course, that it's possible to drink and not be a stereotypical reckless alcoholic slovenly piece of shit, right?

[Kotowboy]

Yes but it's usually the folks wot are most vocal about it being " a top laugh brah " which are the ones which get hammered and do stupid shit.


But also I don't like the taste of any alcoholic drinks. I like sweet tasting drinks.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Not liking alcohol is completely understandable. Associating recreational drinking with alcoholic stereotypes = not understandable.

[hefdaddy42]

Not liking alcohol is completely understandable. Associating recreational drinking with alcoholic stereotypes = not understandable.

[Prog Snob]

Yes but it's usually the folks wot are most vocal about it being " a top laugh brah " which are the ones which get hammered and do stupid shit.

[King Postwhore]

Some people stay home and get hammered responsibly.

[jingle.boy]

Some people stay home and get hammered responsibly.

And some people can have 1-2 drinks just because they enjoy it.

[BlobVanDam]

I choose not to drink, but I've got no problem with anyone else doing it, and they respect my decision not to. Hang out with better people.

[King Postwhore]

Some people stay home and get hammered responsibly.

And some people can have 1-2 drinks just because they enjoy it.

For sure.  One beer last night and I was fading in and out from 9 to 1030pm.  Tonight, no alcohol. I have to get food for the weekend night shift.

Morning.

[BlobVanDam]

Morning king.