Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[TAC]

What fucking movie are we talking about?

[wolfking]

What fucking movie are we talking about?

LOL, don't worry.

[wolfking]

It's your mate Chevy Chase from Christmas Vacation.

I can't decide if I'm going for a bullseye or a jackass.

This was the runner up, easily.  You just got pipped, it was close.

[Snow Dog]

Thanks!

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 71
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, wolfking -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Bad alternate careers for celebrities

[XJDenton]

Donald Trump - Provider of ChatGPT training data.

[Podaar]

Taylor Swift; taking over DTF top 50 lists for Kevshmev

[jingle.boy]

Cart collector - TAC

Editor - Kingshmegland

LGBTQ+ advocate - Ron DeSantis

Kareem Abdul-Jabaar - Airline co-pilot

Sam Kinison - Kindergarten teacher

Jimmy Butler - Butler

[gmillerdrake]

Mike Tyson - Financial Advisor

[Cool Chris]

Kareem Abdul-Jabaar - Airline co-pilot

OMG Winner! "Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!"

[Podaar]

Bill Cosby - Bartender

[hefdaddy42]

Kim Kardashian - nun

[Zydar]

Stevie Wonder - Photographer

[Stadler]

Bill Cosby - Bartender

[soupytwist]

Mother Teresa - Pornstar.
Richard Gere - Vet.

[TAC]

Jason Tatum- Heart Specialist

[jingle.boy]

Pete Rose - Ethics Ombudsmen

OJ Simpson - Knife Sharpener

[TAC]

OJ Simpson - Knife Sharpener

Glove Model

[wolfking]

Issa - Hooker

Rick Allen - Sign language interpreter

My boss - A boss (oh wait)

Ozzy Osboune - Drug rehab councillor or AA meeting host

[Stadler]

Thom Yorke - Singer. 

[Snow Dog]

Some really good ones here, but this made me laugh the hardest:

Rick Allen - Sign language interpreter

Boomerang win! You're up again, Wolf!

[wolfking]

 

[wolfking]

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 71
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, wolfking - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene;

You go to your parents house and walk in on your mother banging your best friend while your Dad is work, and you say?

[gmillerdrake]

I guess I know the answer to if Mark can spend the night

[XJDenton]

"Motherf-"

[Podaar]

"You're such a nympho, Mom, I was just here this morning. Now get off him, we're late for darts down at the pub. Let's go Kade..."

[TAC]

Can I call you Dad now?

[Snow Dog]

Get your ass a little higher, John. She likes it hard.

[jingle.boy]

[hefdaddy42]

My Dad is currently deceased, so this situation is already an upgrade from real life.

Too dark?

[Stadler]

My Dad is currently deceased, so this situation is already an upgrade from real life.

Too dark?

Probably, but kind of funny, nonetheless. 

[gmillerdrake]

Well I'll be a.......I really am a son of a bitch.......

[jingle.boy]

[gmillerdrake]

So THATS how she got that flute through customs last summer......

[hefdaddy42]

My Dad is currently deceased, so this situation is already an upgrade from real life.

Too dark?

Probably, but kind of funny, nonetheless. 

[wolfking]

"You're such a nympho, Mom, I was just here this morning. Now get off him, we're late for darts down at the pub. Let's go Kade..."

How could this not be the winner!!  Brilliant! 

I never post pics of myself but this deserves a thumbs up from me Gregg!