Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[jingle.boy]

The Fifth Light

[TAC]

Captain's Log

[gmillerdrake]

Sauced in the Saucer Section

[Podaar]

Worf and Mindy

Star Date 362436

[faizoff]

Data dumps

[soupytwist]

The Hotty and the Scotty.
Wesley A Pain in the Asteroid.

[King Postwhore]

Shut up Wesley. 

[TAC]

Who is Wesley? That's a question, not a caption.

[King Postwhore]

Son of Dr. Crusher.  Becomes a cadet but finds out he is a traveler who can travel between planes of existence.   

[TAC]

That leads me to my next question..


Who is Dr. Crusher? Sounds like a new soda.

[King Postwhore]

I'm not doing 6 degrees of Captain Picard.

[TAC]

I'm not doing 6 degrees of Captain Picard.

Who's Capt.......nah just kidding!

[hefdaddy42]

Borg a Trois: Seven, Eight, Nine.

This one made me laugh out loud in my morning meeting.  That was fun.  Could have sworn I had muted myself, but in fact, no.

Winner!

[jingle.boy]

Borg a Trois: Seven, Eight, Nine.

This one made me laugh out loud in my morning meeting.  That was fun.  Could have sworn I had muted myself, but in fact, no.

Winner!

Yay!
I debated putting "Seven, Eight, T'Pol".

Great round there boys! I had a lot of truly lol reactions. I'm still giggling over Zydar's opener.

I'm on my iPad now, so I'll get a new scene up in the morning.

[jingle.boy]

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes, hefdaddy42 - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

The headline of TAC's Tinder profile

[Podaar]

What the fuck is this place?

You're safe with me, I'll forget our meeting within 5 minutes.

Look! Horses!

[King Postwhore]

What's a Tinder?

[hefdaddy42]

Ready for lots of recipes!

[XJDenton]

"I will fill you your heart with love as much as a corral won't fill with shopping carts."

[Zydar]

"Begin the day with a friendly voice..."

[hefdaddy42]

Tinder?  Hell, it killed her!

[gmillerdrake]

Swipe Left to See the Hang to the Left

Equal Opportunity Cavity Searches

[gmillerdrake]

If you're not in to eating warm soggy fruity pebbles while lathered up in tapioca pudding while sitting in the middle of a twister board watching reruns of This Old House.....then.....don't bother.

[gmillerdrake]

I own three primates......Spider and Howler Monkeys and a midget Low land Gorilla......all trained to assist in Tantric massage therapy with the added bonus of strategic feces introduction. Will change your life

[gmillerdrake]

I pinky promise not to murder you.

[DragonAttack]

Also please check out my profile on Grindr

[Jamesman42]

Wipe Left

[Stadler]

Wipe Left

[King Postwhore]

I'm into long walks, beaches, average 70's rock & a cart paid professional to return carts to a corral.

[Snow Dog]

Middle aged man in search of iron maiden

[Lonk]

Middle aged man in search of iron maiden

[hefdaddy42]

What are these buttons for

[King Postwhore]

My likes are "Sucks" & "Blows."

[hefdaddy42]

Missionary or GTFO

[faizoff]

Some of these are gold lol. I'm not even going to bother trying.