Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[hefdaddy42]

Being Hef's Bitch

Not a bad gig, all things considered lol

[Jamesman42]

Try being his son 

[hefdaddy42]

Try being his son 

[Stadler]

Issa.

Yeah, Issa is the winner.  I knew it too.  Wolfie has posters on his wall.

[Jamesman42]

I don't get it

[gmillerdrake]

I don't get it

I don't get the last dozen or so of 'winning' selections either but it's all about playing to the person who's picking.

[jingle.boy]

Issa is a Norwegian "metal" singer that Kade slags constantly.  She is to him as Winger is to Tim.

[Stadler]

I don't get it

I don't get the last dozen or so of 'winning' selections either but it's all about playing to the person who's picking.

I get it, and I'm (sort of, but not really) sorry for that. I thought that was a funny in-joke.  I rarely see Wolfking get worked up, but it seems that this artist "Issa" (never heard her, myself) has a knack for triggering that response. He sometimes gets apoplectic in the thread when she's mentioned.  So to see that as actually his guilty pleasure, I got a chuckle out of that. 

[wolfking]

Do I still win if I lied?    I knew I'd get you guys.  Yeah Bill bit of an inside joke from a while back that never really gets old it seems.

I will admit for the sake of the win, there is one sing of hers I did like written by Robert Sall.  And a nice solo from him too.


Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera, wolfking - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene;

Things not to do at a heavy metal concert.

[Podaar]

Arrive

[jingle.boy]

Wear white capri pants with thong sandals.

Pass out deodorant to everyone around you

Arrive in hockey pads and a full shield for the mosh pit.

[King Postwhore]

Show up with TAC.

[faizoff]

Wear a Taylor Swift t shirt.

[gmillerdrake]

Smoke a Joint you found in a Johnny on the Spot   (I did this at the 2000 Ozzfest  )

Try to navigate a pit circle the opposite direction

Make out with a chic that has more piercings than white blood cells

Arrive Sober

[TAC]

Go with Lithojazzosphere and have him explain and describe every fucking nuance as it happens.

[gmillerdrake]

Ask the person standing next to you when the headliner takes the stage "Are you ready to Rock?"

[Snow Dog]

Sit down

Wear Nickelback merch

Say you wished Issa was opening instead

[TAC]

Watching other guys pee

[Stadler]

Clap your hands and cry when your favorite song comes on.

Ask them to turn it down, it's too loud.

[TAC]

Wear an oxford shirt.

[Cool Chris]

Request 'Freebird.'

[King Postwhore]

Dance to blast beats.

[Stadler]

Wear an oxford shirt.

I have literally done that.

[jingle.boy]

The Macarena

Your taxes

Burpees

[Jamesman42]

Join the forum for the band you're going to see

[Lonk]

Bring your guitar/amp to play along to the songs

[wolfking]

Some nice ones here.  I'll bump this and give it another 24 hours.

[Jamesman42]

Wear a non-black shirt

[gmillerdrake]

Get a prison tat from a guy named Rooster

[wolfking]

Go with Lithojazzosphere and have him explain and describe every fucking nuance as it happens.

This one made me chuckle the most.  You are the winner Tim my friend! 

[TAC]

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera, wolfking - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene;

Something a mechanic would say to you that's wrong with your car, but you're insanely jealous and you think he's talking about your wife.

[gmillerdrake]

You can hop right on and ride it......no warm up needed.

[jingle.boy]

She's got a lot of junk in the trunk

The high beams nearly blinded me. 

The backfire is loud and rancid.

[Lonk]

Because of age, lubricant is needed more frequently

[Jamesman42]

Well I got my hands up in there and I just got covered in goo.