Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[Jamesman42]

jingle.boy: Make Kim Jong-Il alive again.

[King Postwhore]

hefdaddy42: No.

hefdaddy: Make that bitch shut the fuck up again.

[TAC]

Stadler: Let Common Sence Prevail

[TAC]

Lonestar: "On my first day in office I will.......visit Japan."

[Cool Chris]

KevShmev: Here are the Top 40 things I will do as president....

[jingle.boy]

Hefdaddy: You're still a stupid fucking bitch

Chino: No balcony speeches
Chino: Here's your cone

Anyone: The best them

TAC: Make Corals Empty Again

DragonAttack: Rejoin the Monarchy

WildRanger: Objectively better

[gmillerdrake]

Jingle.boy : Make Middle Fingers Great Again

[DragonAttack]

Frankly, my dear, I could donate a yam!

oops....plagiarizing and too late

btw...what would have happened had that big oak tree been cleared, or if Red couldn't remember 'what an a-hole'?   Moving on...
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Get back in the sack with DragonAttack!

TAC:  Unity FOrever

jingle.boy Will Bring Home The Cup, eh!

Snow Dog:  Victorious Over By-Tor Since 1975!

Choose Harmony!

VOTE FOR CHANGE:  Kingshmegland, King Gizz & Liz Wiz Bizzie, uhm,  Kinger in '24!

[TAC]

Jingle.Boy:"I will give Boston back to England."

[King Postwhore]

lonestar: Free Healthcare with ever purchase of a Gacharic Spin album.

[Jamesman42]

Jamesman: We ARE a match.

[King Postwhore]

TAC: EVER GROCERY PARKING LOT WILL BE STAFFED WITH EMPLOYEES COLLECTING CARTS!

[King Postwhore]

TAC:  I would build a great cart wall. And nobody builds a cart wall better than me, believe me. And I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great cart wall on our parking lot borders and I'll have grocery stores pay for that cart wall."

[King Postwhore]

TAC:  We will put a wall around the Power Windows albums.  The wall will be known as the "Sucks & Blows Wall."  Believe me it will bw made on the backs of great American metal guitarist!

[Stadler]

TACecanoe and Tyler Too!



I, Stadler (the real Stadler, and not the Muppet) propose, inter alia (and among other things) to, a) reduce the divisiveness, b) ban the Political Humor thread, c) outlaw common sense (which is neither common, nor sense), and d) nominate Kiss' "Rockin' In The U.S.A." as the new National Anthem.*

* In lieu of that, I am pledging to make Diamond David Lee Roth our official ambassador to the Europe, Africa, and that portion of Asia that was included on their first two albums.

[Snow Dog]

Kinger: Acntios Trolkemo Csabnom

Lots of good ones, but the mental picture of a bunch of signs in a crowd with Kingly misspelled gibberish on them is a crack up!

TAC, you're up!

[jingle.boy]

Yeah, I was pretty sure that one was winning right out of the gate.

[TAC]

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes, Snow Dog - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:
Funny signs you would see in a Grocery store

[Cool Chris]

Please return your cart to the corral, asshole.

[King Postwhore]

Kinger: Acntios Trolkemo Csabnom

Lots of good ones, but the mental picture of a bunch of signs in a crowd with Kingly misspelled gibberish on them is a crack up!

TAC, you're up!

Imagine me holding that sign up tonight at AEW in Boston tonight where I am!  Lolol

[jingle.boy]

Playing live next Wednesday, Queensryche.

[TAC]

Kinger: Acntios Trolkemo Csabnom

Lots of good ones, but the mental picture of a bunch of signs in a crowd with Kingly misspelled gibberish on them is a crack up!

TAC, you're up!

Imagine me holding that sign up tonight at AEW in Boston tonight where I am!  Lolol

Is this the one you held up?

[Lonk]

Free Winger CD with the purchase of $50 or more. Winger + Rush's Power Windows with $100 purchase.

[King Postwhore]

No Tim. No signs here just suplexes.

[jingle.boy]

Marjorie Taylor Green rap poetry, 7pm tomorrow

Brussel sprouts sold out.

Black light special in the family planning aisle.

[Lonk]

10% off of all expired canned food. 15% off moldy bread.

[DragonAttack]

Spotted Dick

We beat everybody's meat!

Single price: $1.98. Buy two: $3.98.

[Snow Dog]

Attention: If the scanner fails to ring your item up, no, it's not fucking free...

Melons on sale at Big (.Y.)

Oral condoms 69¢ ea

[gmillerdrake]

Deli does not sell fish. The fresh Salmon smell is our Manager Susan's musk.

Lost children will be given a gallon of their favorite ice cream and a bag of Skittles until claimed.

[jingle.boy]

Blue Chees Roulette - buy six blocks ... one of them is one-month old mozzarella. 

[gmillerdrake]

If you bought "Glazed" Donuts on the morning of 7/13/2023, contact Tom Billing's at Murphy and Sons Lawyer's office. You will be included as a plaintiff in the class action lawsuit

[Lonk]

If you touch or smell any fruit, you must purchase it.

[King Postwhore]

Please leave unwanted frozen food you thoufht you wanted but changed your mind on any open shelf in the store.

[Stadler]

Please don't fondle the melons. 

[Jamesman42]

Please don't fondle the melons. 

Or at least ask for permission first.