Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[gmillerdrake]

You'll Be a Dentist - Steve Martin: Little Shop of Horrors

Suck My Kiss - Red Hot Chili Peppers

[Cool Chris]

The Seinfeld theme song.

[DragonAttack]

^
"Does that offend you as a Jew?"

"No, it offends me as a comedian."

[King Postwhore]

Exactly. Lol

[TAC]

I don't get it.

[Cool Chris]

Those aren't buoys!

[King Postwhore]

Double post.

Double Platinum!

[gmillerdrake]

The Root (canal) of All Evil

[TAC]

The Root (canal) of All Evil

I like that!

[Jamesman42]

A Nightmare to Remember

"It's a miracle he lived, it's a blessing no one died, by the grace of God above, everyone survived, UUHUUGUHHHHHH"

[Snow Dog]

Strapping Young Lad - Relentless

[XJDenton]

The Jaws theme.

[wolfking]

The Seinfeld theme song.

I think I was tucked.

[Lonk]

Anarchy Club - Get Clean

Meshuggah - Bleed

[Podaar]

Johnny Cash - Hurt

[Stadler]

Orgasmatron - Motorhead

[gmillerdrake]

Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV1AbomxueY   

[TAC]

Orgasmatron - Motorhead

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!

As much as I love Phil Taylor, Pete Gill is a steamroller on this.

[DragonAttack]

1 pt for Jaws, Seinfeld, Poundcake, Jawbreaker and... 'Unfinished Sweet' is the ultimate.  Crazy me actually listens to it frequently before dentist visits, and it's my earworm while in the chair. 

That said....I abhor cookie monster vocals, and the lyrics of this one fit the bill perfectly

Meshuggah - Bleed

That's gold, Vmadera00!  Gold! 

[Lonk]

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
Kinger- 31 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next Scene:

Your neighbor is putting up his Halloween decoration on his front yard. To show him you don't like his decoration, you....

[TAC]

Buy a piece of plywood and put it in your front yard and paint....

THIS GUY'S DECORATIONS SUCK!
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[lonestar]

Put his name, email, and address into every evangelical, Mormon, and Jehovas Witness website I can find so they can go to his house and show him the error of his ways.





Put up m Christmas lights... Thousands of them...

[Stadler]

Take a crap in his front yard. 

[XJDenton]

Get the flamethrower.

[soupytwist]

Put on a William Shatner mask and head to my knife drawer...

Take a dump in his pumpkin.

[hefdaddy42]

Can't participate.  I like my neighbors and their Halloween decorations.

[faizoff]

..Put a giant banner ..

Free decorations next door!
Take as many as you like, take them all, limited time offer!

[gmillerdrake]

Wear a Halloween mask....convince his wife you are him.....and sleep with her.

[Lonk]

Oops, forgot to pick a winner

..Put a giant banner ..

Free decorations next door!
Take as many as you like, take them all, limited time offer!

Winner!

[faizoff]

Sweet!

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
Kinger- 31 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, faizoff  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene:




You perform a very mundane task that is now being turned into a movie or mini series.
What's it called?
You get bonus points for casting the right actor.

[jingle.boy]

Fear the Shart... starring Amber Heard

[soupytwist]

What's on the Washing Line? - Starring Simon Pegg.

[Podaar]

Marital Duties -- starring Chris Farley

[Lonk]

Breakfast Feast and the Sausage Beast - Starring Guy Fieri.

[lonestar]

Morning Nut Scratch...Starring Danny DeVito