Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[JayOctavarium]

"Hey John, your son works at Safeway, right? How does he feel about people bringing their carts to the corrals in the parking lot?"

[Stadler]

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Well, looks like there aren't going to be any more.  Any Airplane reference scores with me, so Chris you're up (and for the record, the Roy Halliday was up there too; unfortunately, that's my kind of humor).

[Cool Chris]

Just saw I won this. This thread seems to be petering out a bit. Shall we continue or let it rest in peace?

[TAC]

Let's fucking go! Quit stalling and start paying attention!

[JayOctavarium]

I think it was just the Holiday slowing it down.

I saw we keep this shit going.

[Stadler]

Stop talking and start posting!!! 

[Cool Chris]

Ok, ok settle down guys.

Standings
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
Cool Chris   6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Stadler  5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

With the release of the next Star Wars movie coming, Disney considers launching a new Star Wars spin-off film, so you suggest....

[soupytwist]

Rogue Two.
Big Top Jar Jar.
Picnic at Hanging Ewok.
The Villainess Space Exploits of Darth Lundgren.
Watch this Yoda spin off, you must.

[jingle.boy]

Training Day: Stormtroopers

Padme: The Tween Years

Planet Endor.  Narrated by David Attenborough

Planet Alderran.  Not narrated by David Attenborough.

[TAC]

Hand Solo and Princess Lay-a

(adult film spinoff)

[Podaar]

Wookiee Yule -- A Very Special Chewbacca Christmas

[masterthes]

I, Jar Jar
Yoda: the Dagobah Years

[TAC]

The Second To Last Jedi.

[jingle.boy]

Sand.... Everywhere.

A View from Inside the Carbonite.

Oooh-ti-di Matawa.

[Stadler]

Ink Masters:  Tatooine

Vader! The Musical (by Lin-Manuel Miranda)

[gmillerdrake]

Rebel Scum: An in depth documentary on the hectic, harsh living conditions of the Rebel aalliance as they are forced to live a nomadic lifestyle on the run from the Empire.

[JayOctavarium]

(I just want an Adult XXX Padme film)

[Stadler]

(I just want an Adult XXX Padme film)

But instead, we'll get the Cinemax original "Owen and Beru: A Love Story", wherein a young moisture farmer and his sexually repressed young wife travel the dusky lands of Tatooine testing their personal boundaries and searching for sexual liberation.  I understand the scenes in Mos Eisley were almost too hot to release.   

[masterthes]

The Special Edition of the Special Editions

[TheSilentHam]

I was a Teenage Wampa

[gmillerdrake]

The Force: A Matt Lauer Story

[Cool Chris]

(I just want an Adult XXX Padme film)

But instead, we'll get the Cinemax original "Owen and Beru: A Love Story", wherein a young moisture farmer and his sexually repressed young wife travel the dusky lands of Tatooine testing their personal boundaries and searching for sexual liberation.  I understand the scenes in Mos Eisley were almost too hot to release.   

Brilliant. Winner. I'd farm Beru's moisture any day. Does Tatooine have "days" anyway with those two suns?

[TAC]

I don't even recognize any references.

[Cool Chris]

It's from a film called Star Wars TAC, it was fairly popular and successful when it was released, you should check it out sometime.

[TAC]

 

I'm familiar with the first one. Just not all of the other ones.

[jingle.boy]

I'm familiar with the first one. Just not all of the other ones.

One can never be too sure with you

[Stadler]

So I'm up?   

[Podaar]

Looks like.

[Stadler]

Standings
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

I saw a great sale and treated myself (and the family) to an early Christmas present, a Vizio 70" SmartTV.  Except when I hooked it up, I kept getting an error message.   It said...

[Podaar]

No Twitter account detected. Please enter valid Twitter account, password and restart system.

[gmillerdrake]

Self Destruct Activated. 3lb C4 Explosive will detonate in T Minus Three Minutes.......two fifty nine.....two fifty eight.....two fifty seven..........

[JayOctavarium]

It wasn't an error message, but  picture of King from Easter.

You all know which one I am talking about...

[jingle.boy]

Stop arguing

Da fuq?

[TAC]

Fu duq!

[Podaar]

Improper installation. Please relocate unit to a dwelling adjacent to the Jones Family.