RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!

[Puppies_On_Acid]

Why do I get the feeling that Jingle is targeting me with Lords of Black.

That's a brilliant song by the way. And is definitely the 80's Maiden or Dio exploitation. I would say Dio, since his vocals sound a lot like Dio's.

Also also, if Jingle did target me, well, it's been a good ride. Sting will ride off in to the sunset again.

But he will be back if there are any shenanigans that needs to be taken care of. Macho Man, I'm looking at you!

[TAC]

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[Cool Chris]

Someone sent me Lords of Black in my roulette (TAC)? Don't recall the song but one of the top submissions I received throughout the whole thing.

[TAC]

Someone sent me Lords of Black in my roulette (TAC)? Don't recall the song but one of the top submissions I received throughout the whole thing.

That would've been Chad. I'm not sure I've ever sent them.

[Indiscipline]

?: Heart of Cygnus - Lost at Sea
?: Senri Kawaguchi - Onyx
Stadler: Steve Earle - The Devil's Right Hand
jingle: Lords of Black - Ghost of You
?: Ark - Just a Little
?: Macho Man Randy Savage - R U Ready?

Guessed letters: Totally Amazing Sleepless Dudes Earning Night Roulette Hangman

[TAC]

Senri Kawaguchi-Onyx

WTF kind of round is this??

[Cool Chris]

Someone sent me Lords of Black in my roulette (TAC)? Don't recall the song but one of the top submissions I received throughout the whole thing.

That would've been Chad. I'm not sure I've ever sent them.

Yep, and the same song too.

[TAC]

Cygnus-Pup
Senri-Ariich
Ark-RJ
Macho-Rom

[Indiscipline]

Incredibly top heavy round


Puppies: Heart of Cygnus - Lost at Sea
lonestar: Senri Kawaguchi - Onyx
Stadler: Steve Earle - The Devil's Right Hand
jingle: Lords of Black - Ghost of You
ariich: Ark - Just a Little
romdrums: Macho Man Randy Savage - R U Ready?

[TAC]

Lonestar, what in the focking F is that? Is that a babymetal solo album?
You turning Japanese?

[Indiscipline]

Top spot is a bloody coin flip

[TAC]

After hearing all of them, I wouldn't be surprised to hear the Japanese girl win. Rom better hope no one challenged him..

[Indiscipline]

rom challenged himself 

[jingle.boy]

Someone sent me Lords of Black in my roulette (TAC)? Don't recall the song but one of the top submissions I received throughout the whole thing.

That would've been Chad. I'm not sure I've ever sent them.

Yep, and the same song too.

Yes... yes it was.

[lonestar]

After hearing all of them, I wouldn't be surprised to hear the Japanese girl win. Rom better hope no one challenged him..

[jingle.boy]

Lonestar, what in the focking F is that? Is that a babymetal solo album?
You turning Japanese?

Sounds like something that would be played for Letterman's studio audience during commercial breaks.  Cool and funky tho!

[Indiscipline]

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and Here!


Vindi MacMahon is shocked.


"W(W)TF?"


Yes, your eyes and ears aren't playing tricks. It seems Predator had its way with Governor Ventura, and the Body's number went to the excellence of execution, Bret The Chadman Hart, gloriously back to redeem '97 Survivor Series. The audience goes bonkers as the aqua net hero puts his epic melancholia sunglasses on a starstruck kid's nose.

Meanwhile, the Piper is on full Hearts of Midlothian taunt mode:

"Aaaawww, couldn't catch me Macho? Here, lemme sing you a ditty I wrote just for you!"

"Gene, is he really singing a song? It's the ballsiest craziest move I've seen in RouletteMania history!"

"Yes, Brain. He plays his own kind of music"

But the music gets abruptly interrupted by a fluo pink blur storming the ring.

"No one touches my Macho Man when I'm around!" - Bret applying a spine-crushing Sharpshooter on the wild scotsman.

"Gonna pay now, ooooohhh yeahhh! Foley, bring your sock!" - Savage elbowing with funky glee.

"Have a nice day!" - MicKISS Foley stuffing Mr Socko inside Roddy's mouth, while reciting an amazing essay on responsibility vs blame.

"sfgdsdhagfgk jhfdsalsdòkhdaslkhòlà FGFGKYFLKYHFLçYUçLç!" - Piper

"Is that a Thy Catafalque song?" - Chadman

"Is Thy Catafalque a real band?" - Foley

"Pull the sock off his mouth for fock's sake!" - Savage

The gum-chewing fiend extricates himself from the gangbang.

"Ok, you win! I'm outta bubblegum and outta here!" - and so the man marching to his own beat throws himself out of the ring and into the audience's embrace. Never a heel was more beloved.

Meanwhile, Dave Rich Smith has finally done combing his braids; it appears he has beef with the scorpion in black

"Oy, pasty face! Robert Smith is a national treasure, and I won't let a bloody punter mock his looks!"

He attempts a Friday Night in San Francisco Snap Jab, but Sting is unmovable. The more he stays in the ring, the stronger he gets.

"Sorry, Dog. I have bigger fish and chips to fry" - The wrestler_on_acid, moving away from his current opponet and towards Foley. It's time to settle the fashion contest between black metal coats and grunge shirts.

"It's time, Foley. Any last words?"

"Your elbow pads are dirty, and your shoes are laced up wrong. You'd better take off your make up, 'cause your overcoat is too long"

Homburg is the last straw. This time the Maiden Collection Gorilla Press succeeds in speeding Foley across the third rope, onto a floor regrettably (for Mick) devoid of thumbtacks.

Four men, four corners, and the defending champ is coming.




Challenges:

lonestar, Stadler, and jingle targeted romdrums
romdrums targeted lonestar
ariich targeted Puppies
Puppies targeted Stadler

Eliminated:

romdrums. You paid the piper because you played the Piper like a pro. Mad respect, this roulette's spirit thoroughly fulfilled.

Stadler. The grief to see the themes-meister go is only surpassed by the joy to see Gene Simmons around once again. Thanks!

Survivors:

ariich
jingle
lonestar
Puppies


Song Standings:

Lords of Black – Ghost of You / Heart of Cygnus – Lost at Sea (tie)
Ark – Just a Little / Senri Kawaguchi – Onyx (tie)
Steve Earle – The Devil's Right Hand
Macho Man Randy Savage – R U Ready






Tic toc, TAC!

[lonestar]

Oooh yeah....

[Puppies_On_Acid]

Mick, this is payback for Lockdown 2009!

[Crow]

how many people are still left, sheesh 
2 is better than 1 but still!

[Indiscipline]

Less dogpiling and more people challenging each other is the recipe, but it's alright. A full ring is fun.

[Puppies_On_Acid]

And sent!

Slackers!

[lonestar]

And sent!

Slackers!

Sent an hour before you, just chose not to be an obnoxious douchebag about it. 

[ariich]

Quick question Alex - can we send more than one song in the rumble like we could in the previous stages, or is it strictly one track only?

[Indiscipline]

No problem with more than one.

[ariich]

[Puppies_On_Acid]

And sent!

Slackers!

Sent an hour before you, just chose not to be an obnoxious douchebag about it. 

[Indiscipline]

Let me be more specific: more than one is ok provided they're by the same act, otherwise the blocking game spins out of control.

[Evermind]

Props to Puppies for surviving that long while being targeted for the last few rounds. By the way no one targeted Rich again

Also damn, that's quite an impressive list of remaining participants.

[jingle.boy]

That's right baby!  Boy, sure glad I didn't target Puppies, lest Mr. McMahon have to make an agonizing decision.

Now, to continue to layeth the smacketh down on someone's candy-ass.  #CatchPhrasePlagiarism.

[TAC]

Interesting that Lonestar and J-Boy would target Romdrums. I kind of don't understand that.

I have no idea who to target. All are quite formidable.

[Elite]

Target me, TAC. Do it!

[jingle.boy]

Interesting that Lonestar and J-Boy would target Romdrums. I kind of don't understand that.

I have no idea who to target. All are quite formidable.

Punishment.  You mow another man's lawn, you get a beatdown.

For me, it's SummerSlan '93 this round.

[TAC]

And I know I'm inviting a tag team beatdown, but it seemed like a pussy move.
No offence to the Piper, of course.



It was a real tough choice on who to target. Everyone is a threat.

[jingle.boy]

It was a real tough choice on who to target. Everyone is a threat.

The only threat comes from he who targets you.