RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!

[Evermind]

<--------------- preparing today's D&D session which will take place in 2 hours from now on and hoping to see the results before that

[Indiscipline]

I feel a bit responsible for your party's well-being 

[Podaar]

<---------Suffering from seasonal allergies and watching YouTube videos.

[Elite]

Weekend!

[TAC]

Volkoff is looking strong for this bout! That's quite the song.

If I lose to that I will not be happy.

[lonestar]

<-------------slept in like a lazy ass cause I can.

[Indiscipline]

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"Holy crap, Gene, this theme is crapping all over the submitted songs!"

"Hush, Brain. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT RUSSIAN!"


300 pounds of muscle and ESP powers, Nikolmind Volkoff strolls down the catwalk, smiling at the interviewer coming up to meet him. Should he tell the man his wife is currently being boned by the mailman or that he really needs to have that cough checked? Humans, amusing creatures.

"Good evening, Nikolai. You really killed it in the qualifier stage!"

"_____ ___, ____ ___"

"Come again? We don't hang men in this country, you know"

"____ ___!"

And so he leaves for the ring, giving a bunch of d20's as gift to a kid who didn't steal mom's money while left alone with her purse two months ago, and scowling towards a young man who is keeping a couple of Radiohead tickets in his backpoket. Neural connections, cute toys.

TAC, whose closest experience with eastern Europe – Dino Radja – left him disappointed, taunts the newcomer:

"C'mere, bub! You think you're so wicked smaht? Let's see what you've got!"

"I have Evan Carson – Otriad, you have At Night I Fly – Wanted to Be, the PED user in braids has Destiny Potato – Lunatic, while the bearded gentleman hiding his baldness with bandanas has Orphaned Land – Ocean Land. Any other questions, my friend who used to scalp Green Monster tickets from '94 to '97?"

Brains, children books.     

"That joke is spent, Indi. Your wife is entering the studio in 22 seconds and she would hate to catch you mansturbating to Tifa Lockhart"

"Grazie"

* zip *



Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring:

"Hey, mate"

"Yo!"

"Yo?"

"I fancy myself a rapper"

"Cheers. I see you worried, how so?"

"I brought growlies"

"Me too!"

"Great, then I can fight you! I'm so kicking your ass with the buzuki!"

"I brought tango"

"Shit, I can't beat you. Go get the ruskie"


Back to Rocky IV:

"My dear normal decent metal-head fellow, congratulations. Indi has struggled all day long with our tunes. He has found mine richer in orchestration and melodically classier during the quite touching violin harmonies, yours more dynamic in songwriting and more exciting during the intense guitar solo. In a pickle, he ultimately admitted my song was strangely monorythmic – despite being composed by a drummer – and felt like 11 minutes while being 8, while yours perfectly tells its story – with incredibly close to home lyrics – and felt like 8 minutes while being 11. He didn't like both our vocalists much: I think the words "blow" and "goats" have been mentioned. I will show myself out now before I'm forced to repeat myself to the polite brit chap. I have to sic the Tarrasque on my D&D party."

And he vanishes like Dr Manhattan. There comes the Bulldog.

"Hey, TAC. Where is he gone?"

"Beats the shit outta me. By the way, WTF is the Tarrasque?"

"A Nissan SUV, I gather"





Challenges:

lonestar targeted ariich
Evermind targeted TAC
ariich and TAC targeted Evermind

Eliminated:

Evermind. I hope you are leaving this roulette more satisfied than you left the last one. I know I'm happy with the music you sent me: you have dominated the regular season for a reason. Thank you!

Survivors:

ariich
lonestar
TAC

Song Standings:

Destiny Potato – Lunatic
Orphaned Land – Ocean Land
At Night I Fly – Wanted to Be
Evan Carson - Otriad

[Evermind]

Wait

lonestar targeted ariich
Evermind targeted TAC
ariich and TAC targeted lonestar

How am I eliminated?

[Indiscipline]

typing fock up. Edit in a second

I can show you the PMs or you can read my mind to check 

[Evermind]

How about we go with what you originally wrote?

Eh, just kidding. Surprised I'm the last with this song. I thought it would at least beat Orphaned Land. Oh well. Time for a TPK!

Also hey RJ, props to you not targeting me. Hopefully you win this.

[Indiscipline]

Honestly, were this a regular round with no eliminations, I would have tied all 4 in a supreme cop out. I literally agonised.

[Evermind]

Yeah, well, the writeup sounds harsher than a tie between all four songs, so there's that.

[Evermind]

Yeah, well, the writeup sounds harsher than a tie between all four songs, so there's that.

By the way, someone should finally eliminate Rich, you know

[Evermind]

Yeah, well, the writeup sounds harsher than a tie between all four songs, so there's that.

By the way, someone should finally eliminate Rich, you know

It was good to participate in this though!

(I feel as a winner of a regular season I should do this three times)

[Indiscipline]

 

You have the right to go full Sacul on this mofo

[Elite]

Weekend!

Wow that was an unexpected clash there

[Podaar]

I will show myself out now before I'm forced to repeat myself to the polite brit chap. I have to sic the Tarrasque on my D&D party."

And he vanishes like Dr Manhattan. There comes the Bulldog.

"Hey, TAC. Where is he gone?"

"Beats the shit outta me. By the way, WTF is the Tarrasque?"

"A Nissan SUV, I gather"

Oh, god. My D&D geekdom resurfaced with that reference, and then got blown away by the SUV joke.

[Crow]

otriad is a bit of an acquired taste, in that it took me a few listens to even like it at all

with the pace indi is doing this at i can imagine why it wouldn't work as well for him
rip in djent, ev

[Podaar]

Yeah, I thought Otriad was head and shoulders above the others as well. Tastes.

[lonestar]

Wow...final three...never saw that coming.


I'll research something to send post haste.



(btw I think the only reason I targeted Rich was cause he kept saying "no one will target me while I'm running my roulette"...tbh it really crapshoot as to who I targeted, and I think this time it'll be a coin toss)

[Evermind]

otriad is a bit of an acquired taste, in that it took me a few listens to even like it at all

with the pace indi is doing this at i can imagine why it wouldn't work as well for him
rip in djent, ev

Yeah, I thought Otriad was head and shoulders above the others as well. Tastes.

I agree with Podaar. Eh, it was worth it to try that one.

Starting in 15 minutes, here we go with a low-quality photo of my setup

[Podaar]

Brings back memories seeing the DM screen.

I know, I know, WTF is a DM screen?

[lonestar]

I'd gather a good deal of us know what a DM screen is actually.



And targeted and sent.

[ariich]

(btw I think the only reason I targeted Rich was cause he kept saying "no one will target me while I'm running my roulette".

-5 points to you sir!

Nah it's impossible to decide who to target. I targeted Ruslan just because he's been baiting us all for ages and I thought it'd be funny, but it turned out to not be needed as Tim had already finished him off.

[TAC]

Yeah, I thought Otriad was head and shoulders above the others as well. Tastes.

Well, you're a golfer right, so you're used to lowest score winning.

Wow...final three...never saw that coming.

Sounds like a major diss, Ariich!

[lonestar]

Yeah, I thought Otriad was head and shoulders above the others as well. Tastes.

Well, you're a golfer right, so you're used to lowest score winning.

Wow...final three...never saw that coming.

Sounds like a major diss, Ariich!

Come at me nature girl, you're feeble game ain't got a chance against the madness....

[ariich]

I think RJ was actually trying to diss himself there, but he couldn't even do that properly.

[TAC]

I'd gather a good deal of us know what a DM screen is actually.

I have no idea what that is.

And targeted and sent.

Same!

[TAC]

Rich, you in yet?

[ariich]

And targeted and sent.

Same!

And same!

May the best man win.

(me)

[TAC]

Starting in 15 minutes, here we go with a low-quality photo of my setup

IKEA doesn't mind you setting up in their store for your video games?

[jingle.boy]

I hope both of you targeted TAC, so he's not a two-time winner.   

ABB ... Anyone But Boston.

[Indiscipline]

Yet another face-off, yet another 2 on 1, yet another unchallenged player.

[ariich]

I hope both of you targeted TAC, so he's not a two-time winner.   

I can neither confirm nor deny.

EDIT:

Yet another face-off, yet another unchallenged player.

Ooooooooooh. So the unchallenged player will definitely survive, and could win the whole thing this round.

[TAC]

I am without a doubt the targeted player.