The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- now exploring every roulette submission ever

[The Walrus]

Can I take his place for the rest of the roulette?

You may, but I'm adjusting your score and you have to start at the bottom Just no jokes about anything of any topic because you are a cis white male therefore everything is punching down.

Dude come on, I know you're joking but this is the kind of thing that, like in Cyril's thread, gives the impression that you don't care when I know you do.

If Cyril can set the standards for what matters in his thread why the fuck can't I be salty in my own? I already expressed my remorse and he dismissed it.

[TAC]

How many rounds of crap do I have to prepare? Do I start in Round 6, or do you want a Round 5 submission tonight?

[wolfking]

withdrawing from this roulette, have redacted all my submissions

This is what not listening to metal does to people.

[ariich]

Can I take his place for the rest of the roulette?

You may, but I'm adjusting your score and you have to start at the bottom Just no jokes about anything of any topic because you are a cis white male therefore everything is punching down.

Dude come on, I know you're joking but this is the kind of thing that, like in Cyril's thread, gives the impression that you don't care when I know you do.

If Cyril can set the standards for what matters in his thread why the fuck can't I be salty in my own? I already expressed my remorse and he dismissed it.

I think you both need to cool off, it's become too heated.

[The Walrus]

How many rounds of crap do I have to prepare? Do I start in Round 6, or do you want a Round 5 submission tonight?

If you want to give a round 5 submission go for it but be quick, otherwise, send for 6!

[TAC]

Well, I fucking had Cher all lined up but someone stole it.

Are you posting results tomorrow?

[The Walrus]

Well, I fucking had Cher all lined up but someone stole it.

Are you posting results tomorrow?

Technically Cher isn't banned yet because results haven't been posted.

And at this rate I probably won't have results posted til sometime this weekend, sorry folks. So if you want to send Cher, well, you still have time 

[TAC]

Oh, OK. then I'll get something in tonight.

[The Walrus]

You hear that, everyone? TAC says he's getting it in tonight! 

[King Postwhore]

I hope he took the blue pill before!

[TAC]

Wow, there's funny...


..and then there's you guys.



Any way..sent for Round 5!


I actually liked most of what Cyril sent. Moreso then you did, so I'll start where he left off score wise.

[King Postwhore]

That's the blue pill talking. 

[The Walrus]

I'm leaving TAC's submission a mystery until results.

Comparisons tomorrow... comparisons with TAC's submission! 

[King Postwhore]

Wait, send me his songs so I can post kingsmemes.

[The Walrus]

Wait, send me his songs so I can post kingsmemes.

omg! 

[jingle.boy]

And jingle.memes. In fact, everyone should get a chance to meme his submissions.

[TAC]

 

[The Walrus]

Oh screw it.

TAC sent Michael Schenker! 

[TAC]

[jingle.boy]

jingle.impressions

[The Walrus]

Seriously. I'm convinced TAC doesn't have anything to send that isn't rock based 

[King Postwhore]

[The Walrus]

This is a really good round. Lots of styles across multiple genres and it's proving really hard to score and rank this one, so forgive me for results taking a while this round... Looking at last round's results, this is how I feel about your submissions, although as you can see, I'm still not totally sure on some of these. I've been wracking my brain the last couple days (and this morning) with how to score... This round is really impressive 

1. Evermind ^
2. HOF ^
3. kingshmegland ^
4. Shadow Ninja 2.0 ??
5. ariich ^
6. Puppies_On_Acid ??
7. Indiscipline ^
8. Elite ^
9. Sacul ^
10. Podaar ??
11. Stadler v
12. Bolsters v
13. Big Hath ??
14. Buddyhunter1 ^
15. wolfking ^
16. Train of Naught v
17. romdrums ??
18. jingle.boy =
19. TAC v 

[King Postwhore]

Crawling out of the bottom. LOL

[Train of Naught]

Not gutted to score lower than my Clarence Clarity submission but hope it still did great! As someone who probably listens to max. 10 hip hop artists with vocals (I tend to prefer instrumental hip hop), Clipping. really blew my mind with their latest album

[Sacul]

heall yeah

[Puppies_On_Acid]

Does that mean TAC gets negative points? 

[The Walrus]

TAC SHOULD get negative points for sending Michael damn Schenker in this roulette. Rest assured I'll be pressuring him for something more adventurous next round.

[King Postwhore]

TAC SHOULD get negative points for sending Michael damn Schenker in this roulette. Rest assured I'll be pressuring him for something more adventurous next round.

TAC was born with a Blue Cheer Tee shirt on.

[TAC]

TAC SHOULD get negative points for sending Michael damn Schenker in this roulette. Rest assured I'll be pressuring him for something more adventurous next round.

Why?? It's totally Lead Free.

And it's totally winning the round.

[The Walrus]

TAC SHOULD get negative points for sending Michael damn Schenker in this roulette. Rest assured I'll be pressuring him for something more adventurous next round.

Why?? It's totally Lead Free.

And it's totally winning the round.

You send a focking light rock song and a bunch of guitar wanking. I seriously thought it was a joke submission. I was honestly hoping you would send Cher 'cause that's what this roulette is all about  

[jingle.boy]

I'll gladly take the 'push'.

[TAC]

Well I was gonna send Cher but it was taken. So was Duran Duran and Wham. Hell even Crowded House was used. What's a guy to do!

And it's not guitar wanking. It's amazing playing and a different side than one might expect. You've been given a gift.

[The Walrus]

Well I was gonna send Cher but it was taken. So was Duran Duran and Wham. Hell even Crowded House was used. What's a guy to do!

And it's not guitar wanking. It's amazing playing and a different side than one might expect. You've been given a gift.

I LITERALLY SAID Cher wasn't banned, last night, until results get posted. Then you said "oh okay!" and sent Michael Schenker instead  MICHAEL SCHENKER! That's like fucking sending Malmsteen's blues record in this roulette because it isn't metal. Well it's still Yngwie, mofo! I should've just told you to resend!  

[TAC]

It is less Lead than both Eric Johnson and Jeff Beck.


Don't fight it man. Let it wash over you.