The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- now exploring every roulette submission ever

[The Walrus]

 

Tim, I am howling.

Chad, unless I missed something, yours is the "this reminds me of a band I can't stand" impression and you didn't guess that one.

[Indiscipline]

6 or 8 according to Katt, more cowbell according to TAC?

[Evermind]

I'd guess this one's mine.

[The Walrus]

Very good guesses, Indi, but no.

Because I have - gasp - actual work to do for a change, I will leave you with the actual list. Now is the Era of Crankshaft. This list is copied from a notepad file from earlier but I'm pretty sure the impressions are the same.

Results at the end of the week.

1. Like a nice dose of musical candy [wolfking]
2. I expected to hate this, but was impressed [Podaar]
3. Borderline cheating, I hear one of these songs at work every week [Elite]
4. Like slowly dipping myself into a cold bath after a long hot day [Evermind]
5. Exactly what I was hoping to get in this roulette [Puppies]
6. No doubt about it, this is certainly interesting [Sacul]
7. You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention [Big Hath]
8. Perfectly embraces the spirit of this roulette [ariich]
9. Holy shit [Indiscipline]
10. That was super relaxing [Shadow Ninja 2.0]
11. This is totally music that fits where I live [Stadler]
12. This voice reminds me of a band I can't stand [jingle.boy]
13. There's a very nice twist here but otherwise I'm not sold yet [HOF]
14. Adventurous yet somehow tamer than I expected [Train of Naught]
15. Tommy Boy: "That. Was. Awesome!" [Bolsters]
16. You bastard [kingshmegland]
17. Surprised I have never heard of this guy or been sent his music tbh [romdrums]
18. Vocals: eh, everything else: yes [Buddyhunter1]

[Evermind]

I've just lined up the next few rounds and not gonna lie, I'm kinda thrilled to send this to you Mike!

Coincidentally, "this" is the anagram of "shit", so Tim can read the previous sentence as "I'm kinda thrilled to send shit to you Mike".

[jingle.boy]

Katt... you gone f'd up then:

13. This voice reminds me of a band I can't stand

19. Vocals: eh, everything else: yes

These are probably the two Kip Winger entries. I once showed a music professor some of Kip's music in college, and he listened for about a minute before turning it off and saying "the vocals sound like Bon Jovi!" 

Close, but no cigar.

[The Walrus]

In my defense, I meant to clarify that that particular selection was not HOF's Winger selection. Suck it, Chad!  ok bai~

[King Postwhore]

I hope that "You bastard" is your wallet screaming because it will be lighter from some new purchases.

[TAC]

i have absolutely no clue which of those could be mine.

Let me help you..

I'd guess this one's mine.

Not yours.

[jingle.boy]

In my defense, I meant to clarify that that particular selection was not HOF's Winger selection. Suck it, Chad!  ok bai~

In *my* defense, you seemed pretty clear:

HOF - "These are probably the two Kip Winger entries"
Katt - "close but no cigar"

[Crow]

apparently not what this roulette was looking for according to katt 

[ariich]

It me!

[TAC]

Not you.

[Sacul]

7. No doubt about it, this is certainly interesting [Sacul]

Well crap

[TAC]

apparently not what this roulette was looking for according to katt 

Well, he called it warm and pretty, which are not two words that I'd describe it  but I have no doubt it'll do well.

[ariich]

Not you.

Oh! In that case I've no idea.

[King Postwhore]

Can I adopt a puppy, has to be mine.

[TAC]

Yup.

[Sacul]

TAC, is mine the one about the 3 songs with the same beat?

[TAC]

TAC, is mine the one about the 3 songs with the same beat?

Nope. Let me help you. Suffice to say that you have again sent the strangest f'n batch of songs in the whole round. And in this round, that's saying something.

[Podaar]

Please, Thor, if any administrator from oldmenthinkmemegeneratorsarestillfunny.com is reading this, I beg you, cut off TAC's account. STAT!

Or alternately. Bosky...

[ariich]

Please, Thor, if any administrator from oldmenthinkmemegeneratorsarestillfunny.com is reading this, I beg you, cut off TAC's account. STAT!

Or alternately. Bosky...

It may be bosk's banhammer, but I can still wield it too. I'm like Captain America, just with worse teeth.

[The Walrus]

Honestly, I'm ready to just hand over impressions to Tim every round. Those images are cracking me up

[wolfking]

Just woke up, but I was going to guess number 1, so that's nice.

[The Walrus]

 

Because this roulette is already moving at light speed, I've updated the OP at the top with all the round info: submissions list, Katt impressions, Judge Crankshaft's Timpressions, and results TBA (results will include the complete banlist of artists sent in the roulette to date). The rest of the rounds will also have links to comparisons. Hopefully that will keep this neat and help people keep track of music that was already sent.

ariich's format is definitely my favorite of all that I've done so far. Ya'll should do it too.

[Podaar]

Honestly, I'm ready to just hand over impressions to Tim every round. Those images are cracking me up

[wolfking]

I found the memes pretty amusing myself....

[wolfking]

Can't wait to find out which meme was mine.

[The Walrus]

Tim has been granted the Official Seal of Approval to continue his Timpressions.   

[TAC]

Can't wait to find out which meme was mine.

You mean it wasn't obvious?

[jingle.boy]

Can't wait to find out which meme was mine.

You mean it wasn't obvious?

[The Walrus]

Chad, the band I was referring to in my impression was Threshold, btw. 

[Crow]

[wolfking]

I must have somehow missed the Hell and Goates one. 

[wolfking]

Saying that, I have no fucking idea what that means!