The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught

[Stadler]

Helen Keller made me laugh out loud.  I liked the pen one too.

Don't "quite" get the caption for the one with the ear things, but the picture is funny.

[CraftyCaleb2483]

   

[Adami]

Don't "quite" get the caption for the one with the ear things, but the picture is funny.

I believe it's an obscure reference to Pericles or possibly Thomas Jefferson.

[El Barto]

Amazingly, championship swimmers have to be rescued more often than you think.

[pg1067]

Don't "quite" get the caption for the one with the ear things, but the picture is funny.

I think it's a play on this concept:

Amazingly, championship swimmers have to be rescued more often than you think.

This reminds me of a feature at one of the Olympics back in the late '80s or early '90s about a swimmer from some African country who could barely swim a lap.

[King Postwhore]

Girl, you know you oughta treat me good...

[TAC]

I bet it shits bricks!

[Puppies_On_Acid]

Ah, the Tarantula Hawk. We have them here in Nevada too. They are at the top of the Schmidt Pain Index along with the Bullet Ant. They basically sting the spider which paralyzes it, but doesn't kill it, then it drags it to it's den and lays its eggs inside of it. The larvae then eat their way out of the spider, which is still alive......but not for long.

"Stay fresh, cheese bags!" needs to catch on.

I've actually been using this phrase for a few years now to great effect   That picture showed up in this thread a few years back.

[lonestar]

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[CraftyCaleb2483]

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I didn't get half of those comments 

[faizoff]

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Holy shit some of those are hilarious 😂 

[lonestar]

"Reparations as an interpretive dance"   

[Zydar]

"If avocado toast was an event" 

[CraftyCaleb2483]

[jammindude]

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"Freshly fallen snow landing on a new lambs back drawn on a crisp piece of printer paper isn't even close to how white this is."

I'm dying!!    

[ReaperKK]

Not sure if this quite the right thread to post this pic but I saw this dude on the drive home today:



I was going to pull up next to him and blast some DT but unfortunately the uhaul truck I was driving wasn't up to the task

[lonestar]

What type of weak dick Uhaul did you rent that couldn't keep pace with an M4?

[ReaperKK]

What type of weak dick Uhaul did you rent that couldn't keep pace with an M4?

, I was giving that silverado all she had.

My wife has been roasting me all day because I too have a bmw on the way and she is asking what DT vanity plate I'm getting. I'm thinking KEVMMMORE

[TAC]

I saw this one not that long ago..

[lonestar]

, I was giving that silverado all she had.

My wife has been roasting me all day because I too have a bmw on the way and she is asking what DT vanity plate I'm getting. I'm thinking KEVMMMORE

How many letters are you allowed? I always wanted METAL AF myself but am too cheap. My Jmetal buddy has Band Maid guitarist's Kanami's name on his, KANAMI1, so remember that any time y'all wanna give me shit about my obsession

[TAC]

How many letters are you allowed? I always wanted METAL AF myself but am too cheap. My Jmetal buddy has Band Maid guitarist's Kanami's name on his, KANAMI1, so remember that any time y'all wanna give me shit about my obsession

...we'll remember how cheap you are too.

[ReaperKK]

Yngwie wouldn't dare to own something so reliable, my favorite license plate was when I first moved up to NC some years back:

[Jamesman42]

Yes, insignificant humans! Cthulhu's time is now!

That ain't Cthulhu, that's Progenitus!

[Puppies_On_Acid]

That ain't Cthulhu, that's Progenitus!

Damn, you're right. I thought I recognized that from somewhere.

[lonestar]

...we'll remember how cheap you are too.

The again I did get two more Nemophila shirts from Japan today...

[El Barto]

Yngwie wouldn't dare to own something so reliable,

Nope. Longstanding Ferrari cultist.

DT must be making a resurgence. I saw somebody with a decal of the Majesty logo just the other day.

[ReaperKK]

That's funny you say that because my brother sent me a pic this morning of someone driving around FL with a majesty decal on their rear window.

[Stadler]

I saw "SBATON" on a motorcycle this weekend.

[Stadler]

[hefdaddy42]

How many letters are you allowed? I always wanted METAL AF myself but am too cheap. My Jmetal buddy has Band Maid guitarist's Kanami's name on his, KANAMI1, so remember that any time y'all wanna give me shit about my obsession

Not sure if it varies state to state, but here in North Carolina you get 8 characters max.

I have often thought of getting 2BRNOT2B.

[pg1067]

How many letters are you allowed? I always wanted METAL AF myself but am too cheap.

In California, you get seven characters plus a half space.  The problem with "METAL AF" is that you'd have to come up with an explanation for the "AF" other than what it actually means and hope the person reviewing your request believes you.

MANY years ago, I either saw or heard someone talking about someone having "ILV2BEX."  If it was true, I wonder what the fake explanation was.   

[ReaperKK]

Not sure if it varies state to state, but here in North Carolina you get 8 characters max.

I have often thought of getting 2BRNOT2B.

What about IMABT2BR?

[pg1067]

By the way, great batch, Bill.

[CraftyCaleb2483]

   

[wolfking]

^^^^ That dog one had me literally in hysterics.  Just so simple and yet classy and clever.