Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!

[XJDenton]

Old thread here. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=49978.0

It was getting a bit long in the tooth, so new thread! Jimbo was the last winner!

I came halfway through and had to stay until the end.

I usually just walk out!

Winner!  You're up, Jimbo.

[jingle.boy]

Along with the current standings (James' win notwithstanding)

Standings:
Jingle.boy - 76
gmillerdrake - 55
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking, Jamesman - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

[Jamesman42]

Thanks jingle.man!

Standings:
Jingle.boy - 76
gmillerdrake - 55
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera, Jamesman - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene: Things you hate to hear your dentist say when he looks into your mouth.

[Indiscipline]

Is that Jonah or Pinocchio?

[King Postwhore]

Small, teeth.  Nice.

[gmillerdrake]

I think I can fit this in there.....

[King Postwhore]

This reminds me to clean out my ashtray.

[jingle.boy]

Duck butter for lunch?

[lonestar]

We're gonna need a bigger drill...

[DragonAttack]

'You're gonna feel a little prick in your mouth...'

'Your teeth are OK, but your gums gotta go'  (thanks, Alice)

[gmillerdrake]

The epiglottis seems to be severely bruised.....most likely caused by the repeated banging of a blunt object

[Stadler]

Small, teeth.  Nice.

HAHA

[Jamesman42]

That comma is incredibly placed.

[hefdaddy42]

Jesus, who's the lead detective for this crime scene?

[TAC]

I'm a dentist, not a proctologist.

[Stadler]

So THAT'S what your wife meant.   

[jingle.boy]

Jesus!  Suck on a Fisherman's Friend once and a while, will ya?

[gmillerdrake]

edit:  wasn't a thing I'd 'hate' to hear them say

[gmillerdrake]

Yikes.....Haven't seen a gap like that since Miss November in the Chive's 2017 Calendar   

[Podaar]

Time to brave the long dark of Moria.

"Darla! Cancel my next two appointments, and get the hygienist in here."

[lonestar]

Echo....

[gmillerdrake]

Clarissa.....hand me a fork.....I'm gonna snag that little chunk of chicken that's stuck back there for a small snack.....

[soupytwist]

Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!

Looks and smells like an old graveyard in here.

[XJDenton]

You know the mouth of Sauron in Return of the King?

[wolfking]

Shit.......that gold tooth would be worth a bit you know.  Now breathe this gas in and count back from 10.

[King Postwhore]

This is so ugly, I've thrown a virgin down there to appease the Gods.

[Zydar]

"Don't worry. I've watched a Youtube video on this procedure".

[Jamesman42]

Small, teeth.  Nice.

Tough, so many good submissions, but I can't get over the mental image this (unintended?) comma gives me. I imagine the dentist chuckling between the words teeth and nice. Winner!

[Cool Chris]

Dammit, I was too late to say "Chrissy, give me a schtickle of fluoride."

[wolfking]

Dammit, I was too late to say "Chrissy, give me a schtickle of fluoride."

[King Postwhore]

Thank you!

Standings:
Jingle.boy - 76
gmillerdrake - 55
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 33 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera, Jamesman - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

The best, worst slogan ever!

[TAC]

Our Food Is So Good, You'll Have The Best Shitting Experience After

[soupytwist]

Like big asses?  Vote Trump.

Want to be blown by a hot bit of stuff?  Buy the all new Dyson Hairdryer.

[TAC]

Our Jockstrap Is So Good, You'd Be Nuts Not To Use It.

[Jamesman42]

DTF: it's the opposite of what you think it means.