Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!

[faizoff]

I wish Mangini was back with Dream Theater.  runs

[Podaar]

I'm back. Thanks for the assist DA!

I'd like a better handicap.

The possibilities are endless.

Nice rebound victory, Chad. You're up...again. 

[jingle.boy]

I'm back. Thanks for the assist DA!

I'd like a better handicap.

The possibilities are endless.

Nice rebound victory, Chad. You're up...again. 

haha... Know thy audience!

Standings:
Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 37
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 20
Cool Chris - 20
hefdaddy42 - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist,  - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, XJDenton - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

What your dog or cat is thinking right now.

[Stadler]

I'm going to shit on this guy's living room rug.

[XJDenton]

My balls taste goddamn fantastic today.

[Stadler]

My balls taste goddamn fantastic today.

Are you playing the game, or just offering that up for us?   

[jingle.boy]

My balls taste goddamn fantastic today.

Are you playing the game, or just offering that up for us?   

Right??  Fucking bragger.

[Podaar]

I would have liked to live longer.

[hefdaddy42]

I would have liked to live longer.

Same here. 

[Indiscipline]

You had me castrated, you could at least feed me whenever I ask, you piece of shit.

[gmillerdrake]

I thought I put 'my' tongue in strange places

I can't believe he hasn't coughed up a hair ball yet

I'm all good with smelling you're own sh%t but THAT is just disgusting!!!

[Stadler]

AdamSchiffAdamSchiffAdamSchiffAdamSchiff

or

If I hear one more thing about "Adam Schiff" I'm going to claw this motherfuckers eyes out in his sleep. 

[hefdaddy42]

AdamSchiffAdamSchiffAdamSchiffAdamSchiff

or

If I hear one more thing about "Adam Schiff" I'm going to claw this motherfuckers eyes out in his sleep.

If I was running this one, you would win, brother!

[TAC]

I'd take a shower with that dude's wife if I could just stand up in the tub.

[Indiscipline]

Look, the stupid human is building that funny green free-climbing structure full of shiny balls once again!

This brand new car is quite nice; do you know what would make it just perfect? URINE!

[DragonAttack]

'Admit it.  Deep down, you wish you could go up to a female stranger and sniff her butt without repercussions.'

'The laws of quantum physics as they relate to various universal laws also quite clearly state that ...'Squirrel!''

'Bad day today?  I'm here to listen and make you feel better.'

'I love you, Dad.'

[Jamesman42]

"He acts like his shit don't stink yet he has to put it into water and flush it away."

[Stadler]

'Admit it.  Deep down, you wish you could go up to a female stranger and sniff her butt without repercussions.'

'The laws of quantum physics as they relate to various universal laws also quite clearly state that ...'Squirrel!''

'Bad day today?  I'm here to listen and make you feel better.'

'I love you, Dad.'

I laughed, I cried.   

[jingle.boy]

AdamSchiffAdamSchiffAdamSchiffAdamSchiff

or

If I hear one more thing about "Adam Schiff" I'm going to claw this motherfuckers eyes out in his sleep.

The game was over at this point, I just thought I'd see if there were a few more lol's to be had.  The element of self-awareness in this post/scene is largely what makes it so goddamned amazing.  Kudo's on you for poking fun at yourself.  You're a DTF treasure.

Now give us a new scene! 

[jingle.boy]

'Admit it.  Deep down, you wish you could go up to a female stranger and sniff her butt without repercussions.'

'The laws of quantum physics as they relate to various universal laws also quite clearly state that ...'Squirrel!''

'Bad day today?  I'm here to listen and make you feel better.'

'I love you, Dad.'

I laughed, I cried.

yeah, me too.

[Stadler]

Standings:
Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 37
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 20
Cool Chris - 20
hefdaddy42 - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist,  - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, XJDenton - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Norman Lear just died ("All In The Family", "The Jeffersons").  In his honor, your best failed sitcom titles.

[Snow Dog]

Schiffting Gears - A once prominent politician is removed from office amid a sexual harassment scandal and tries to make a new living selling used cars

[King Postwhore]

Right in the Pooper.

[jingle.boy]

Common Cents

Adam's Shifty Family

Why the long face, Camilla?

[Snow Dog]

Schiffts and Giggles

[hefdaddy42]

Everyone Hates Babies

[Indiscipline]

Epstein's Island

[Stadler]

You guys make me laugh.  Oh, wait, that's the point!! 

[DragonAttack]

D.T.F.

[King Postwhore]

Mike Tyson's Variety Hour!

[hefdaddy42]

Sanity Is Overrated

[jingle.boy]

I Make Ya A Burger Better Than MacDonal.

My Shoe!

Collinsworth and Mahomes

Who needs grammar!

[King Postwhore]

Hef's Heroes.

[wolfking]

The Cosby Show Redux: Females say the Darndest Things

How I fucked your mother.

[jingle.boy]

The Cosby Show Redux: Females say the Darndest Things

S1E1: Jello Puddin Eatin Mutha Fucka
S1E2: Fat Berta