Tell me if this girl is too selective.

[YtseBitsySpider]

My ass your face.


isn't being christian or catholic...and NOT wanting kids against some code?


She didn't mention "no video games" in her list....so that's a plus.
Maybe she's a big gamer!

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Get with this chick then start playing GTA San Andreas.  Drive motorcycles, jump out of airplanes, have random unwed sex with multiple women, etc., then tell her that since she's sucked all of the fun out of your life, you're living vicariously through a video game.

[robwebster]

Get with this chick then start playing GTA San Andreas.  Drive motorcycles, jump out of airplanes, have random unwed sex with multiple women, etc., then tell her that since she's sucked all of the fun out of your life, you're living vicariously through a video game.

I dunno... isn't there a lot of skydiving in that game?

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

It could be a deal breaker.

If you think you will ever attempt to come up with one single thought for yourself that I didn't orchestrate in some manner, we are not a match.

If you are a male human being, we are not a match.

[Anaesthesia]

That poor woman is gonna be alone all her life.

[Nick]

Nah, after not finding any satisfying replies to her listing she will probably conclude that all men are worthless pigs and become a lesbian while simultaneously throwing away a god that did not provide her with a man, thus leading to a life of one-nighters and cheap thrills.

[Anaesthesia]

That'd require sensibility and common sense. :0

[YtseBitsySpider]

even if she went lez...and you infer the same rules apply...any lesbian female virgin is likely to have played as well..me thinks.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

A vibrator is the only thing that's ever going to meet all of her criteria.

I think.

[Nick]

No, you must have missed the part about batteries being unholy.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Damn, you're right.  I totally missed it.

If you require batteries to function, we are not a match.

[BlobVanDam]

Damn, you're right.  I totally missed it.

If you require batteries to function, we are not a match.

You may also have missed this-

If you pulse at more than 5Hz, we are not a match.

[veronica]

isn't being christian or catholic...and NOT wanting kids against some code?

Is it? Every christian in the world MUST want to have kids? ooook.

Yeah, yeah, go forth and multiply, but if you have the view that that's meant to humankind as a whole, I think we've accomplished that

[bosk1]

No, it isn't.  Neither marriage nor having children are universal commandments.

[Darkes7]

Even though I agree with most of the posts here; it still doesn't feel right that we're discussing someone behind their back like this, to each his own, we all have a little "weird" in us, I hope she finds happiness one way or another.

If I was actually registered there, I'd write to her pretty much what I wrote here. Being unique is one, and very good, thing, trying to avoid actually living at all is another.

[jasc15]

No, it isn't.  Neither marriage nor having children are universal commandments.

I had religious instruction when i was younger, and I never learned anything about these being "required".  However, at almost every wedding I've been to, the minister or priest or whoever says something along the lines of "will you bear children and raise them in the way of Christ?", or something to that effect.  It seems like they are making it a condition that you promise to have children brought up in the faith.

[veronica]

No, it isn't.  Neither marriage nor having children are universal commandments.

We agree, then

Jasc, this isn't a part of the norwegian wedding ritual (well, not any wedding I've been to anyway), but I would assume that if the priest/pastor says something like that it's something he have talked about with the couple beforehand? I have no clue.

Unless it's catholic weddings

[ariich]

I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon

nice one Rob

How did you guess?

This thread is absolutely golden. My favourite thing is that Rob and Nick did a great job coming up with hilariously picky lists, but still neither of them were as picky as the real one in the OP!

Yeah I'd put money on her dying alone.

[robwebster]

I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon

nice one Rob

How did you guess?

Hahahahahahaha, you bastard. That's beautiful.

[ariich]

I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon

nice one Rob

How did you guess?

Hahahahahahaha, you bastard. That's beautiful.

[emindead]

No, it isn't.  Neither marriage nor having children are universal commandments.

This.

And archive this thread in a month. Best one in years.

[emindead]

Unless it's catholic weddings

Nope.

[chief red beard]

Even though I agree with most of the posts here; it still doesn't feel right that we're discussing someone behind their back like this, to each his own, we all have a little "weird" in us, I hope she finds happiness one way or another.

so what do we do, go tell her on her profile or what, because I would be up to that

I don't get it isn't religion all about being able sacrifice and give up what sometimes makes us encumbered in the first place good or bad?

[j]

For the record, I'm liking this noob so far. 

-J

[reneranucci]

It´s amazing how there´s such a big thread dedicated to that girl 

[splent]

Is it? Every christian in the world MUST want to have kids? ooook.

Yeah, yeah, go forth and multiply, but if you have the view that that's meant to humankind as a whole, I think we've accomplished that

I'm not saying that but for being as conservative as she's seeming to be, it's surprising she doesn't want kids. 

Then again, her standards are so high, she may not want it.

And then again, maybe if she does meet that person, she will change her mind.  I know that I didn't want kids nearly as much before I was married as I do now that I've been married over a year.

[hefdaddy42]

The bitch is clearly insane.

If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.

[Jamesman42]

I never got a reply from her. 

[antigoon]

James, link her to this thread.

[BlobVanDam]

James, link her to this thread.

Include a link to this thread and only say "If you haven't read this thread, then we are not a match".

[SPNKr]

If you are infatuated with Dream Theater Forums.org, we are not a match.

[bosk1]

If the Shawshank Redemption does not arouse you, we are not a match.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, DTF!  YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!

[SPNKr]

 

[hefdaddy42]

 

[Zydar]

Seems like a good time to unleash this freshly baked emoticon: