Fun Fact About Volk:

[bosk1]

  Well, how else would you read it?

[Volk9]

Make her read it in the adam02 Petrucci voice.

Whats that?

[hefdaddy42]

What the hell is going on in this thread?

[glaurung]

Make her read it in the adam02 Petrucci voice.

Whats that?

https://www.youtube.com/user/adam02?blend=1&ob=4&rclk=cti#p/u/8/SKMYeXkYcgs

[Ultimetalhead]

See, the thing is, I was gonna come in here and bitch about how the influx of girlfriends is turning DTF into a post-whoring chat board, but...

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting

I think the board really needs to see this.

[Volk9]

See, the thing is, I was gonna come in here and bitch about how the influx of girlfriends is turning DTF into a post-whoring chat board, but...

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting

I think the board really needs to see this.

I'll give it a while so I get multiple suggestions

[Volk9]

Did anyone else notice that this thread is now the announcement at the top of each page?

For the first time since I joined it's changed!

Omg I just noticed that I never realized this was so important, haha

[Rina]

Wow, a poem, really?     And here I thought you guys were most imaginative.

I'd have done that whether I won or lost anyway, lol, just 'cause it seems funny.  (Volk, we've written eachother poetry all the time, this is nothing)

[73109]

I got it...go to a meat counter and say, "Hey. I have a weird question. Do you have any meat in the shape of a penis. It needs to be about 12 inches long...I need to practice...my boyfriend's black."

[Rina]

I got it...go to a meat counter and say, "Hey. I have a weird question. Do you have any meat in the shape of a penis. It needs to be about 12 inches long...I need to practice...my boyfriend's black."

Again, I'd do that anyway (heck, I'll go to Publix tomorrow and do that!  )

And lol @ "my boyfriend's black". 

[Adami]

I got it...go to a meat counter and say, "Hey. I have a weird question. Do you have any meat in the shape of a penis. It needs to be about 12 inches long...I need to practice...my boyfriend's black."

Racist.

[73109]

I stereotype...it's faster.

(get teh nugget?)

[glaurung]

This isn't like a love poem or anything like that. This will be a poem about how much more awesome he is than everyone. The poem must also mention him beating you because of said awesomeness.

[Rina]

This isn't like a love poem or anything like that. This will be a poem about how much more awesome he is than everyone. The poem must also mention him beating you because of said awesomeness.

-shrugs-  Sure, whatever, lol. 

[Rina]

Lol, hey guys. I see that I won

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting

She seems like a sweet girl.  I wouldn't go too far.

Looks are decieving, my friend. Going "too far" would only be about halfway

That sounds dirty Volk. 

[Volk9]

I like the poem idea, but im open for more suggestions. Whipped cream should be involved...

[Rina]

I like the poem idea, but im open for more suggestions. Whipped cream should be involved...

You bastard.

-ahem-  I aplogize, it seems my coffee hadn't kicked in. Please ignore Volk. The poem idea is excellent, really. ^_^"""

[glaurung]

I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though.

[Rina]

I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though.

What exactly happened with Icy's challenges?


No he's not!      Don't encourage this!

[Volk9]

I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though.

Like I said, I want it to be videotapable (more fun for everyone) and PG-13. Those are my only two restrictions

[glaurung]

Icy was completing some challenges to replace Zeltar as forum baby and the challenges started out as things that were really cool like 'Take a picture of a hot girl holding a sign that says "Icysk8er for forum baby"' but they got progressively more challenging by the end of the thread the fun in them was gone.

So I was just trying to keep my suggestions simple and fun.

[Rina]

I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though.

Like I said, I want it to be videotapable (more fun for everyone) and PG-13. Those are my only two restrictions

Can we make this G-rated instead?     (you can do a lot with PG-13)

[Volk9]

I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though.

Like I said, I want it to be videotapable (more fun for everyone) and PG-13. Those are my only two restrictions

Can we make this G-rated instead?     (you can do a lot with PG-13)

Silence woman! Where's my sandwich?

[Rina]

I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though.

Like I said, I want it to be videotapable (more fun for everyone) and PG-13. Those are my only two restrictions

Can we make this G-rated instead?     (you can do a lot with PG-13)

Silence woman! Where's my sandwich?

THAT'S IT! I'M NOT COMING OVER TOMORROW ANYMORE!!! ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT VIDEO-TAPE AND WHIPPED CREAM COMMENT!!! 

[73109]

I hope you're joking...

[Rina]

I hope you're joking...

About which part?

[73109]

You were not going over to his house.

[Rina]

You were not going over to his house.

Actually I called him after work, and I was planning on that. 

[Volk9]

You were not going over to his house.

Dont worry, she is. How else would that sandwich get here?

[Rina]

You were not going over to his house.

Dont worry, she is. How else would that sandwich get here?

I AM NOT! Unless you bury your camera and throw away the whipped cream and torch all your belts and stuff!

[Dr. DTVT]

Whipped cream should be involved...

You just made me think of Varsity Blues.  No wonder they named his character Moxon, rhymes with his intelligence level.

[Rina]

Whipped cream should be involved...

You just made me think of Varsity Blues.  No wonder they named his character Moxon, rhymes with his intelligence level.

   Volk, if you're even thinking of any remotely related to that part of the movie, I'm going to assault you.

[Dr. DTVT]

   Volk, if you're even thinking of any remotely related to that part of the movie, I'm going to assault you.

At least have the decency to tape said assault and post on youtube...or send to cops, but only if you can get Volk in a wife-beater.

[Rina]

   Volk, if you're even thinking of any remotely related to that part of the movie, I'm going to assault you.

At least have the decency to tape said assault and post on youtube...or send to cops, but only if you can get Volk in a wife-beater.

I've thought this over, and tbh Volk is literally 10 times stronger than I am, so there's not way I could assault him/get him in a wife-beater. 

I can,  however, refuse to come over tomorrow, therefore avoiding said "punishments". 

[73109]

That also means avoiding the relationship. Now tell me Rina, do you really want to do that?