Fun Fact About Volk:

[Volk9]

Im thinking something public...

[lonestar]

Im thinking something pubic...

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[antigoon]

Im thinking something pubic...

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[XianL]

This thread has more posts that the week-old DTF-side Chat Thread.

WTFDTFWTF.

[Rina]

Im thinking something pubic...

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[Progmetty]

This thread has more posts that the week-old DTF-side Chat Thread.

I never notice or check anything in these side chat threads unless someone points me there, I've grown to hate it cause I know I'm missing a lot of member bonding there but it's hard to bring myself to develop enough interest to check out a thread that doesn't have a topic..

[splent]

I missed this thread in my absence

[Volk9]

Ok guys, I think I finally thought of a punishment that will satisfy every party (And I havent told Rina about this yet).

The next time she comes over to my house and see's my parents, she will have to, one on one, talk to my parents and convince them that 1). We are sexually active (we're not; she's not even legal yet, lol) and 2). She thinks she might be pregnant.

Now this seems slightly tame, until you realize how much Rina is scared of my parents. Like, extremely.

As a bonus, I will try place a hidden camera somewhere so that it may be shared with all of DTF.

Stay tuned

[lonestar]

That is fucking sinister.  I pray for video.  Are your parents going to be in on the joke, or do you just not like them?

[Volk9]

That is fucking sinister.  I pray for video.  Are your parents going to be in on the joke, or do you just not like them?

My parents will not know its a joke

[veronica]

That.is.so.mean. AAAAAAH *FLAILS*

It's almost meaner to your parents, though. You ready to be grounded until you turn 30?

[Ultimetalhead]

That is fucking brilliant.

[Sigz]

OH

FUCK

[sonatafanica]

Just be sure you have a way to dig yourself out of it if things get pear shaped.

[Volk9]

Just be sure you have a way to dig yourself out of it if things get pear shaped.

Well their not going to call the cops (immediately), lol. I'll give Rina an "emergency signal" I suppose, so I can come in and be like "You're on candid camera!"

[Sigz]

Be prepared to get beaten by your parents.

[Volk9]

Be prepared to get beaten by your parents.

Lol, im sure they'll laugh...

...in ten years.

[lonestar]

Be prepared to get beaten by your parents.

As a parent of a teenager, I can honestly say, yes.

[Sigz]

If they do start beating you, make sure it's on-screen though, I definitely don't want to miss that.

[AcidLameLTE]

Fuck...dude...that's insanely cruel

[lonestar]

If they do start beating you, make sure it's on-screen though, I definitely don't want to miss that.

[73109]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!

[lonestar]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!

OK, who wants to take the shot here?

[73109]

Fail, I know, but I don't get it.

[Dimitrius]

Sometimes you don't even need a girl to smile at you for you to wear the thong.

I'm not speaking from expierence... *runs*

[mizzl]

Awww leave poor Cole alone guys..

[lonestar]

 

Sorry 7, I'm just feeling like an honery dick today.

[mizzl]

Sorry 7, I'm just feeling like an honery dick today.

[lonestar]

Damn, mizzl, that picture is just plain disturbing.

[73109]

But...I don't get your comment?

Care to explain to the hopeless 15 year old?

[mizzl]

Damn, mizzl, that picture is just plain disturbing.

I know  

[Volk9]

But...I don't get your comment?

Care to explain to the hopeless 15 year old?

Its ok, I dont get it either

[lonestar]

Actuallly 7, I had about 15 smartass, old man to young guy comments, flowing through my head, most of them concerning your excited pubescent reaction to watching the loveley rina talking about, well, you know.  My comment was an offer to DTF to make a smartass comment in place of mine.  Nothing nastier than most of the shit these guys say here.  Like I said, I'm just in a smartass dickish mood today.

[73109]

That is totally cool. Infact it is not even about that that I am so excited about. I don't even care that it is Rina(no offense,) I just want to see some underage chick tell her boyfriend's parents, who she is dead scared of, that she is pregnant. That is amusing to me.

Hey! Don't judge me. I am one sick fuck.

[lonestar]

That is totally cool. Infact it is not even about that that I am so excited about. I don't even care that it is Rina(no offense,) I just want to see some underage chick tell her boyfriend's parents, who she is dead scared of, that she is pregnant. That is amusing to me.

Hey! Don't judge me. I am one sick fuck.

Your'e not a sick fuck.  The prospect is just as amusing to me, a responsible adult and parent.