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The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught

Started by XJDenton, August 25, 2020, 08:44:37 AM

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Zydar


Stadler

Couple good ones. The flashlight was so true for me it's scary.  :)



(Not for nothing, though, and not knowing who the original authors are, but English grammar skills be shit.  See what I did their? And there?)

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 05:54:45 PMTAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

Lonk

Quote from: Stadler on August 07, 2024, 06:16:27 AMCouple good ones. The flashlight was so true for me it's scary.  :)



(Not for nothing, though, and not knowing who the original authors are, but English grammar skills be shit.  See what I did their? And there?)
You think your better then me?

pg1067

Quote from: Stadler on August 07, 2024, 06:16:27 AM(Not for nothing, though, and not knowing who the original authors are, but English grammar skills be shit.  See what I did their? And there?)

Yeah...that distracts me to the point that I don't find them funny when they're like that (I tried to write "their" but just couldn't do it).


Also, the Steve Miller one would've landed better if the barista had said "Maurice."

TAC

Quote from: pg1067 on August 07, 2024, 08:44:04 AMAlso, the Steve Miller one would've landed better if the barista had said "Maurice."

YES!
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 05:54:45 PMTAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

Stadler

Quote from: pg1067 on August 07, 2024, 08:44:04 AMAlso, the Steve Miller one would've landed better if the barista had said "Maurice."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

CraftyCaleb2483

Uhh, stupid question, but how do you insert an image from a file into the reply box?
"Frustration is frustratingly frustrating."
"From experience, I know that a squishy ripe mango is about as squishy as a ripe mango."


CraftyCaleb2483

I tried that, but it's a file from my computer, it doesn't have an url
"Frustration is frustratingly frustrating."
"From experience, I know that a squishy ripe mango is about as squishy as a ripe mango."

Lonk

Quote from: CraftyCaleb2483 on August 07, 2024, 11:08:56 AMI tried that, but it's a file from my computer, it doesn't have an url
You need an URL to post pictures. Most people tend to use Imgur to upload and create an URL. Keep in mind that you need a URL for the actual image (usually ends with .jpeg).

pg1067

I use Facebook, but those links go inactive after a few days or couple of weeks (not sure exactly).

El Barto

Quote from: Lonk on August 07, 2024, 11:17:53 AMYou need an URL to post pictures. Most people tend to use Imgur to upload and create an URL. Keep in mind that you need a URL for the actual image (usually ends with .jpeg).
This. And unless it's your own picture, you can usually just google it, open image in new tab, and use that URL.

hefdaddy42

Quote from: El Barto on August 07, 2024, 12:46:53 PMThis. And unless it's your own picture, you can usually just google it, open image in new tab, and use that URL.


Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

CraftyCaleb2483

Quote from: Lonk on August 07, 2024, 11:17:53 AMYou need an URL to post pictures. Most people tend to use Imgur to upload and create an URL. Keep in mind that you need a URL for the actual image (usually ends with .jpeg).
Ok thanks, I'll try that
"Frustration is frustratingly frustrating."
"From experience, I know that a squishy ripe mango is about as squishy as a ripe mango."

CraftyCaleb2483

Quote from: King Postwhore on August 07, 2024, 02:42:17 PMI use postimage.
That one worked better for me, thanks for the recommendation!
"Frustration is frustratingly frustrating."
"From experience, I know that a squishy ripe mango is about as squishy as a ripe mango."

CraftyCaleb2483

#4077


EDIT: Why'd it put it in a link??!!
EDIT No2: Fixed it lol
"Frustration is frustratingly frustrating."
"From experience, I know that a squishy ripe mango is about as squishy as a ripe mango."

Zydar

Let's have a metal themed one today: 


















hefdaddy42

I lol'd at the Trans Siberian Orchestra meme.
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

CraftyCaleb2483

"Frustration is frustratingly frustrating."
"From experience, I know that a squishy ripe mango is about as squishy as a ripe mango."

lonestar

First one reminds me of this classic...







faizoff

These are hilarious the TSO and bandwidth ones are gold  :rollin

jingle.boy

Yeah, TSO got the loudest :lol out of me.

And the LOTR metal chart is accurate af.
Quote from: TAC on July 31, 2021, 06:55:07 PMIf I can do it, it's idiot proof.
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 09:00:00 AMThat's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 05:14:36 AMI fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".

Lonk

Quote from: lonestar on August 08, 2024, 07:57:14 AMFirst one reminds me of this classic...

And that reminds me of this one


pg1067

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on August 08, 2024, 06:46:16 AMI lol'd at the Trans Siberian Orchestra meme.

That one and ProgHub!   :lol  :lol


Quote from: lonestar on August 08, 2024, 07:57:14 AM

Of course Steve Howe is representing prog!

Zydar


Orbert

Jean-Luc Ponty has a tune on one of his early albums called "Trans-Love Express".  In the 70's that just meant something crossing all types of love, and it's a very upbeat tune, thus the "express".  But since it's an instrumental, I suppose we don't know exactly what he had in mind, and today that title hits a bit differently.

And then there's one of my favorite bands, TransAtlantic.  Hmm...     :o

pg1067

Quote from: Orbert on August 08, 2024, 09:55:43 AMAnd then there's one of my favorite bands, TransAtlantic.  Hmm...     :o

I've been hearing rumblings that the Atlantic ocean identifies as a lake.

frogprog

That was an enjoyable, funny batch! Thanks for making me laugh :lol

wolfking


lonestar


Zydar

Speaking of which: 



The Incredible Sugar Hole

Stadler


lonestar