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D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« on: December 13, 2011, 01:10:11 AM »





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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2011, 01:11:49 AM »
Are you high?
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2011, 01:12:09 AM »
A seal walks into a club...
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2011, 01:13:12 AM »
That's a yes.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 01:13:46 AM »
D'awwwwwww? Wasn't he a Star Trek character? Pretty sure he was a Klingon or something.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2011, 01:20:47 AM »
So is the seal part-Klingon?

Because that'd be adorable. 

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2011, 01:22:15 AM »
A seal walks into a club...

... and everyone squeals in delight at such a wonderful sight... right?

How about I go eat some hay? I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddaya say?

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2011, 01:23:05 AM »
Sounds gay! 

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2011, 01:35:09 AM »
All kidding aside, that's pretty fucking cute.




A seal walks into a club...


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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2011, 02:34:31 AM »
Please tell me that is your pet.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2011, 02:38:56 AM »
Please tell me that is your pet.

No one could possibly be that lucky.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2011, 03:37:38 AM »
What the fuck is a seal doing on a couch?  nevertheless, that couch is now so much more amazing.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2011, 04:11:48 AM »
So cute!  :heart
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2011, 04:53:27 AM »
You're raising a fine, young man there, Fluffy.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2011, 05:10:27 AM »
All kidding aside, that's pretty fucking cute.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2011, 07:25:46 AM »
I see a nice wallet in the making... :angry: Just kidding! Cute little fella but don't those things get to be large dog size? Do you work at a rescue or know someone who does? Or were you just preparing diner?
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2011, 07:27:51 AM »
Looks like an otter to me.

Otherwise...in a couple years...it'll be part of the northern cull.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2011, 07:31:17 AM »
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2011, 07:38:05 AM »
Doesn't the seal need water to live?

I hope for its sake that there's water.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2011, 07:55:55 AM »
they need fish to live.
and they eat a shit ton of them.
they're seriously one of the pests of the seas.

and unless seals suddenly Gallapagos'ed giant beaver like tails.....that's an otter.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2011, 08:13:17 AM »
they need fish to live.
and they eat a shit ton of them.
they're seriously one of the pests of the seas.

and unless seals suddenly Gallapagos'ed giant beaver like tails.....that's an otter.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2011, 08:25:33 AM »
A seal walks into a club...

I just erupted in laughter in the middle of the computer lab.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2011, 09:30:39 AM »
they need fish to live.
and they eat a shit ton of them.
they're seriously one of the pests of the seas.

and unless seals suddenly Gallapagos'ed giant beaver like tails.....that's an otter.

And they eat all of the abalone off the California coast.  They're the reason it's 50 bucks a pound, little fuckers.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2011, 09:43:42 AM »
That is adorarble and wonderful.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2011, 09:45:57 AM »
Dunno what's wrong with me but I only realized this wasn't a cat after I read the replies heh
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2011, 11:02:31 AM »
Dunno what's wrong with me but I only realized this wasn't a cat after I read the replies heh

You are not very familiar with cats, are you?  :lol
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2011, 11:10:05 AM »
It a prog message board, of course he's unfamilar with pussies.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2011, 11:34:01 AM »
I wouldn't want somebody with 18 kids to mow my damn lawn, based on a longstanding bias I have against crazy fucks.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2011, 11:54:17 AM »
It a prog message board, of course he's unfamilar with pussies.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2011, 12:07:21 PM »
It a prog message board, of course he's unfamilar with pussies.

Of course.  We otter know that, right?





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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2011, 12:09:34 PM »
Here are a couple of good recipes in case you are considering eating it (since it looks like a baby seal, I can imagine the meat being very tender):

https://whitebearsblog.blogspot.com/2006/03/celebration-of-seal-recipes.html

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2011, 12:09:35 PM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2011, 12:26:25 PM »
It a prog message board, of course he's unfamilar with pussies.

Damn bro, just damn.  I tip my hat in your direction.  *tips hat*

It a prog message board, of course he's unfamilar with pussies.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2011, 01:07:49 PM »
I just had the mental image of Fluffy's avatar creepily holding this beautiful creature while just staring into the camera, menacingly.




*shudder*
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Re: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2011, 01:20:43 PM »
It a prog message board, of course he's unfamilar with pussies.

Damn bro, just damn.  I tip my hat in your direction.  *tips hat*

It a prog message board, of course he's unfamilar with pussies.

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If  Denton's comment wasn't enough, you had to add to the funnies.  You two pricks owe me an ice tea and need to clean my laptop screen.

LOL, sorry bro  :lol