Going out on a date with a complete stranger.

[Chino]

C'mon man, need something to give my sad ass life a smidgen of excitement...

That'll be an order of hell no.

 

Cup size, please sir?

A side of ask your mama.

Shoe size?

And one large cup of negro please.





(I just watched Barber Shop)

[bosk1]

Cup size, please sir?

A side of ask your mama.

That's pretty rude, since I'm sure that, like TioJorge, we're ALL wondering whether she ordered a tall, grande, or venti.

[Dark Castle]

Cup size, please sir?

A side of ask your mama.

That's pretty rude, since I'm sure that, like TioJorge, we're ALL wondering whether she ordered a tall, grande, or venti.

dear mother of god this thread

[TioJorge]

This is true, but in all actuality, I wanted to know her jock cup size. I like a man with a woman with a bulge.

[Big Hath]

I'll settle for her hat size.  On your next date, ask to measure her head with a measuring tape you happen to have in your pocket.  I guarantee it won't be weird or awkward.

[Ħ]

at this thread. DTFers will never be free. No relationships cause they'll discover your posts about them. No public office because you know someone's going to discover your sick obsession with a mediocre prog metal band. Basically DTFers are going to be doomed to perish together.

[jsem]

On a serious note though: one should not be ashamed of ones online activity, I know I'm not, nothing to hide.

[jingle.boy]

Mentlegen, please.  We've already established that AndyDT hacked into Chino's account.  As such, we must deduce that there's only one size he inquired about last night....

Ring.

P.S.  And I don't mean 'cock'

[Orbert]

I don't see what the big deal is.  I was just curious as to what kind of picks she uses, and made a typo.

[Chino]

On a serious note though: one should not be ashamed of ones online activity, I know I'm not, nothing to hide.

I'm not. I posted about it here because I talk with you guys sometimes more often than my in-life friends. I feel more comfortable posting it here than discussing it with some of my friends.

[jsem]

That's great then, but make sure it's stalk-proof. By that I mean, don't post anything here that you wouldn't want her seeing. Asking advice and telling people what you have already told does in no way make things weird though, it'd be strange if you didn't ask/tell anyone about this.

[Onno]

This thread is so epic  And Chino, good luck man   

[King Postwhore]

bosk1, you can look at my hard drive any time.    Beside, I have speedo pictures for you waiting on hard drive :H.  H is for horny.



Chino.  I would love for her to see this thread in the future.

[jingle.boy]

bosk1, you can look at my hard drive any time.    Beside, I have speedo pictures for you waiting on hard drive :H.  H is for horny.

In your case, I always thought H was for Hops.

Chino.  I would love for her to see this thread in the future.

In that case....

[King Postwhore]

 

Hops hake me horny Chad.   The wife has two different strands growing in a garden.  That's how you do it Chino.  You get her to love what you love.  Prog rock and beer and westerns and Sci-Fi. 

Pm me for tips.  1 dollar per pm.

[Chino]

I love all of you. King, that goes without saying. Jingle, you made me choke on my beer at the bar. Thanks for the unwanted attention. But hey, it's the thought and resulting laugh that counts 

[hefdaddy42]

Since it's a love fest, do you remember this?

[Chino]

  what is that from??

[hefdaddy42]

I made it a few years ago when you typed the sentence in the caption.

[CrimsonSunrise]

My first wife was a blind date, well, half blind, she saw me but I didn't see her.  I've missed out on the whole online dating thing, seeing I've been pretty much attached since the advent of the internet.  It does sound like fun though!  I'd be all over it Chino!  Worse case is the date sux and you don't have a repeat.  Life's too short 

[gmillerdrake]

Has this relationship blossomed Chino?

[Nick]

Have you made contact with the pooper yet?

[gmillerdrake]

Have you made contact with the pooper yet?

I thought that's what I asked? 

[Nick]

Have you made contact with the pooper yet?

I thought that's what I asked? 

I didn't want Chino to analyze your statement and miss the obvious.

[Orbert]

Man, you guys.

[bosk1]

My first wife was a blind date, well, half blind, she saw me but I didn't see her.  I've missed out on the whole online dating thing, seeing I've been pretty much attached since the advent of the internet.  It does sound like fun though!  I'd be all over it Chino!  Worse case is the date sux and you don't have a repeat.  Life's too short 

My first wife was half blind too.  Shame, really.  One day she wandered out into a busy street...

Yeah...so...how's it going, Chino?

[Nick]

Either it's going well, or Chino might be half blind at this point.

[Chino]

Update because Nick demanded it. I have stopped talking to this lady. Pretty shitty how it went down actually. We were literally mid conversation last Thursday and then she just stopped texting. I sent another text a few hours later, and again nothing. Thirty hours had then gone by and I decided to send another one. I think it said something like "So I guess we're done talking now :/ Well, whatever the reason, no hard feelings. I enjoyed meeting you. Have fun catching up on Breaking Bad and good luck this semester". ... To that, still no response.

At this point I am completely baffled, and pretty irritated. I tried to shake it off and made it about four days before it really got under my skin. I like to know if I've fucked up. That way I can correct my actions in the future. Two nights ago, I finally sent something along the lines of "Hey. I told myself I wasn't going to send a follow up text, but I need to. Can you please give a reason why you just randomly stopped texting. You can even lie to me, I won't know the difference. I try to be a decent person, respectful, level-headed and not an asshole, so it worries me when someone I am texting on a daily basis for weeks just suddenly disappears without any indication as to why". The rest of the conversation went as follows...

Girl :  "Hey. I started talking to you literally like a day after I started pursuing a guy at work. I don't like saying goodbye or confrontation, so I just stopped texting"

Me : "So is this the official goodbye then?"

Girl : "Yeah. But it was really great meeting you and talking to you these last couple weeks"

Me : *Deletes conversation*

[Nick]

Yikes, that's rough. The really odd thing isn't that she stopped texting, but mainly that is was actually mid-conversation. Better luck on the next one.

[gmillerdrake]

Update because Nick demanded it. I have stopped talking to this lady. Pretty shitty how it went down actually. We were literally mid conversation last Thursday and then she just stopped texting. I sent another text a few hours later, and again nothing. Thirty hours had then gone by and I decided to send another one. I think it said something like "So I guess we're done talking now :/ Well, whatever the reason, no hard feelings. I enjoyed meeting you. Have fun catching up on Breaking Bad and good luck this semester". ... To that, still no response.

At this point I am completely baffled, and pretty irritated. I tried to shake it off and made it about four days before it really got under my skin. I like to know if I've fucked up. That way I can correct my actions in the future. Two nights ago, I finally sent something along the lines of "Hey. I told myself I wasn't going to send a follow up text, but I need to. Can you please give a reason why you just randomly stopped texting. You can even lie to me, I won't know the difference. I try to be a decent person, respectful, level-headed and not an asshole, so it worries me when someone I am texting on a daily basis for weeks just suddenly disappears without any indication as to why". The rest of the conversation went as follows...

Girl :  "Hey. I started talking to you literally like a day after I started pursuing a guy at work. I don't like saying goodbye or confrontation, so I just stopped texting"

Me : "So is this the official goodbye then?"

Girl : "Yeah. But it was really great meeting you and talking to you these last couple weeks"

Me : *Deletes conversation*

Wow. I'm bummed for you. I'll say this not trying to be all 'cool' or whatever......but I am so glad to be married and not have to go through that type of thing any longer. It's tough. I really don't think I could do the dating/girlfriend thing again.

 I'm wishing you a quick turn around and success finding that 'special someone'. Until then.....Nick will comfort you.

[KevShmev]

That sucks.  It's a small saving grace now, but be glad that she showed how inconsiderate she is now rather than later when you were in much deeper. 

[bosk1]

But...you still didn't answer Nick's question.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

If he made contact with the pooper, it's because she shat in his cereal.

[senecadawg2]

Sorry that didn't work out well for you. I'm curious to know what the conversation was about when she decided to cut it off.

[wasteland]

Sorry that didn't work out well for you. I'm curious to know what the conversation was about when she decided to cut it off.

That cool website I spend a lot of time checking