Author Topic: News Guessing Game (Read 11133 times)

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #70 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:26:36 PM »

Stuck his willy in a hand dryer.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #71 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:27:15 PM »

It was raining on a super hot day and he was running around in it laughing like a kid in a fun fair ?

he was high.

He's an idiot. [/thread]

Lucien · « **Reply #72 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:30:40 PM »

Streaking across a football field?

Kotowboy · « **Reply #73 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:31:25 PM »

Now I can't stop thinking about balls and tackle !

RuRoRul · « **Reply #74 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:35:36 PM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on August 05, 2015, 03:27:15 PM

he was high.

Good enough!

https://newsone.com/2361217/felix-lockett-man-found-dancing-naked-in-street-after-smoking-formaldehyde-laced-marijuana/

He was dancing naked on his car after crashing it high on formaldehyde laced marijuana.

bout to crash · « **Reply #75 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:37:40 PM »

Oh god, I smoked that shit once.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #76 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:37:45 PM »

Holy Wow.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #77 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:37:58 PM »

I guess it's my turn !

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #78 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:38:33 PM »

“He had the music in the car playing real loud and he was whamming, whamming on the car, like he was beating to the sound of the music.”

Kotowboy · « **Reply #79 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:40:42 PM »

How did this man come to be arrested ?

Calvin6s · « **Reply #80 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:54:30 PM »

I'm guessing a glory hole was involved

Kotowboy · « **Reply #81 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:55:06 PM »

haha. Nope.

Calvin6s · « **Reply #82 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:58:26 PM »

A van without blacked out windows (or almost no windows)?

Was candy found at the scene?

Chino · « **Reply #83 on:** August 05, 2015, 04:00:10 PM »

He hid under an ex girlfriend's bed for three days with a diaper on.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #84 on:** August 05, 2015, 04:03:35 PM »

It's very mundane i'm afraid. I had trouble finding a funny news story lickety split.

Calvin6s · « **Reply #85 on:** August 05, 2015, 04:06:45 PM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on August 05, 2015, 04:03:35 PM

It's very mundane i'm afraid. I had trouble finding a funny news story lickety split.

Yeah. I'm almost afraid to guess correctly because guessing is a fun waste of time. But I'd probably overthink it being on the other end of this thread, only to end up going with something very lame in defeat.

Chino · « **Reply #86 on:** August 05, 2015, 04:09:06 PM »

He urinated on something.

Calvin6s · « **Reply #87 on:** August 05, 2015, 04:13:38 PM »

Identity fraud. But not to steal somebody's credit line. He just didn't want to be himself any longer.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #88 on:** August 05, 2015, 04:16:11 PM »

Quote from: Calvin6s on August 05, 2015, 04:13:38 PM

Identity fraud. But not to steal somebody's credit line. He just didn't want to be himself any longer.

That's not a million miles away. It's the closest so far.

Try and imagine HOW he was arrested not why.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #89 on:** August 05, 2015, 04:55:40 PM »

Gonna give it to Calvin. He was a drug boss and his picture was posted on a huge billboard in Spain so he fled to the UK and was picked up by Police shortly after.

Calvin6s · « **Reply #90 on:** August 05, 2015, 05:41:27 PM »

Well, my biggest fears are realized and I have to come up with a photo and I am unprepared. I tried to not get a mugshot, but I failed:

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #91 on:** August 05, 2015, 05:53:06 PM »

Arrested for convincing music fans that he is Geddy Lee (with some meth issues)?

Calvin6s · « **Reply #92 on:** August 05, 2015, 05:56:01 PM »

Nope. But Peart and Lifeson now have some ammo against Geddy.

bout to crash · « **Reply #93 on:** August 05, 2015, 07:52:26 PM »

Assaulted his ex-girlfriend.

Randaran · « **Reply #94 on:** August 05, 2015, 08:28:59 PM »

He looks like what I imagine to be the stereotypical DTFer, so he was arrested for criticizing the Church.

My serious guess: noise violations.

El Barto · « **Reply #95 on:** August 05, 2015, 09:18:51 PM »

Quote from: Calvin6s on August 05, 2015, 05:41:27 PM

Well, my biggest fears are realized and I have to come up with a photo and I am unprepared. I tried to not get a mugshot, but I failed:

He looks like a guy that had sex with something he shouldn't have. Drugs were involved, but I'm not sure which variety. Maybe crank and maybe rock; either way, cleanliness is not his strong suit.

El Barto · « **Reply #96 on:** August 05, 2015, 09:20:36 PM »

Quote from: bout to crash on August 05, 2015, 03:37:40 PM

Oh god, I smoked that shit once.

Yeah. Down here it was known as whack. That was way back in the days when skunk was something rare and exceptional. Hadn't heard of it being around in 25+ years.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #97 on:** August 05, 2015, 09:29:15 PM »

Quote from: Stadler on August 05, 2015, 10:33:29 AM

SHenanigans? I engaged in shenanigans in college, and it usually involved beer, and something dumb, like convincing the freshmen to streak across the quad, then locking the door behind them. Or jamming someone's door with pennies, then blowing talcum powder under the door with a hair dryer.

I'm guessing that a) molesting a dead horse doesn't qualify as "shenanigans", and b) whatever these two did doesn't qualify as "shenanigans".

I swear to God I will pistol-whip the next person that says "shenanigans."

Calvin6s · « **Reply #98 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:26:55 PM »

Quote from: El Barto on August 05, 2015, 09:18:51 PM

He looks like a guy that had sex with something he shouldn't have. Drugs were involved, but I'm not sure which variety. Maybe crank and maybe rock; either way, cleanliness is not his strong suit.

This seems like enough of a bingo to call a winner.

Ohio man sentence to 11-months in prison for having sex with a floatie

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #99 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:31:52 PM »

Well he fucked a pumpkin back in '02, I say he's got quite the resume.

Anguyen92 · « **Reply #100 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:36:37 PM »

Quote from: Calvin6s on August 05, 2015, 10:26:55 PM

This seems like enough of a bingo to call a winner.

Ohio man sentence to 11-months in prison for having sex with a floatie

Yeah, good to call it here. I don't think either of us probably have the thought that he was doing it with a floatie, in particular.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #101 on:** August 06, 2015, 04:20:19 AM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on August 05, 2015, 03:13:13 PM

He was caught "interfering" with a watermelon.

I was almost right but for a different pic

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #102 on:** August 06, 2015, 07:50:21 AM »

This thread delivers.

Chino · « **Reply #103 on:** August 06, 2015, 07:52:10 AM »

Barto, you're up!

El Barto · « **Reply #104 on:** August 06, 2015, 08:30:54 AM »

Might be too easy, but like Calvin this caught me by surprise.

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